第3章

tazheimeyishuo,zhaoyimingxiangandaoxiahuanglianseyinchenlexuduo。

zhaoyizhuangzuomeiyoukanjian,pielezhaoruiyiyan“bengongkeshitaizi,qianggexiunvyouzenmele?”

zhaoruieran,meixiangdaoyixiangbeita,shuadetuantuanzhuandezhaoyi,huituranduitaruciqiangshi。

yishijianbuzhidaoruhehuida。

“qidi,nishuoshicigefumeiyong,wokanwanquanjiushizaijiaobian,youbenshizuoshoushirangwomenxinshangyixiabei!”gongzhuzhaoxinqiaopiyixiao,zuijiaoluchulianggehaokandexiaojiuwo。

“好啊!”

meixiangdao,zhaoyihenshigancuididiantou。

huaxiawenmingwuqiannian,congxiaodaoda,tangshisongciyuanqutayebeiguobushao。

daoyongxianrenshici,suiranyouxiebudaode,danweilezhanwenjiaogen,tayegubudeneimeduole。

jiantazheimeshuangkuai,suoyourendoulailexingqu。

zhaoyishishenmehuose,tamendouxinzhiduming。buyaoshuorangtadangchangzuoshi,jiusuanzhaozheshubendouweibinengduchuyijuwanzhengdehualai。

zhaoxinmeimouyingliang,kanlekandianwai“qidi,mashangjiuyaoruqiule,burunijiuzuoyishouqiutiandeshi,zenmeyang,goujiandanba!”

tachuwantimu,yilianhuaixiao。

tahezhaoruidoushihuanghousuosheng,ziranhenleyibangtadayazhaoyi。

zhaomenghezhaoruixinzhongyeshilengxiao。

zhaoyiazhaoyi,nizheigecaobao,xianchangnengzuochuhaoshi,jianzhijiushichixinwangxiang。

jintian,zhudingyaofeilenidetaizizhiwei。

“heihei,zheixiayouhaoxikanle!”

neibangwenwubaiguanyequandoubiezhekanhaoxidemoyang。

ruodagejinluandian,chulexiahuanghehaigonggong,suoyourendoudengzhetachuchou。

ranhou,chouzhunjihui,yijudanhediaotadetaizizhiwei。

zhaoyidangranzhidaotamenshizenmexiangde,zhidandanyixiao。

“huangjie,nizheitimuqueshiting……jiandan!”

shuoshihua,zheigegongzhujiejiezhangdedequeyaobizijideqinjiejiepiaoliang。

buguo,zaitaxinli,neigehetaxiangruyimodeqinjiejieyongyuandoushizuimeide,wurenkeyitidai。

“jiandan?qidi,womeiyoutingcuoba!nirenshiduoshaozi,xinlijiumeidianshuma?”erhuangzidaizhejifeng,fangfobanizheigecaobaosigeziminghuanghuangdixiezailianshang。

“qidi,zheishiwotingdaozuihaoxiaodexiaohuale,yaoshuowuliqunao,sapodahunmeirenbideguoni,niduzilineidiandongxi,womenyoubushibuzhidao?”dahuangzixiezheshuangmu,doumeiyouzhengyanqiaoyixiazhaoyi。

“neiwodengjiuxiergongtingtaizidianxiajiazuo。”pangxuancebaimeiweiyang,yeshiyinyangguaiqidishuodao。

“哈哈哈!”

dadianzhishang,xiangqiwenwubaiguanjijinchaofengdexiaosheng,yigegedoujibukedaididengzhekanzhaoyidexiaohua。

“heihei!buruwomenhaishiyiyizhuxiangweixian。taizidianxiayaoshiyizhidouzuobuchulai,womenzongbuhuiyizhidouzhanzaizheilidengba!”weiwenchengluojingxiashidao。

neibangwenchenwujiangdoulianliandiantou,yaozaiyizhuxiangzuochuyishouhaoshi,tamenyedouzuobudao。

gengbietizheigecaobaotaizile,tamensuohaoqideshi,zheixiaozizheiciyouhuigaochushenmexiaohualai。

chengweitamenchayufanhoudetanzi。

“yongbuleyizhuxiang,qibujike。”zhaoyiyiliandanran。

口气真大。

wangpudoulianlianyaotou,yifuhentiebuchenggangdeyangzi。

qibuchengshi,jibianshitayewufazuodao,tabumingbaizhaoyishinalaidediqi。

longyishang,xiahuangsihuduizhaoyishuodahuayijingxiyiweichang,xinzhongmonian,zhiyaobietaichuchoujiuxing。

zheihuangtaiziguoranshigecaobao,zhihuichengkoushezhikuai。

weiwenchenganziqiexi,ruguozhaoyibeifei,neizuiyoukenengdengshangtaizizhiweidejiushizhaorui。

daoshihouzijijiunengpingbuqingyun,jibianzuodaoshoufuzhiweiyebushibukeneng,xiangdaozheilijiujuedexingfen,yushijuedingzaitianyibahuo。

“taizidianxia,ruguoninengzaiqibuzhineichengshi,woweiwenchengyuankanxiazheikerentoujinidangqiuti。”

“魏大人好气魄!”

“dui,womenzhichini!”

大臣们也跟着起哄。

weiwenchengmiandaiweixiao,fangfoshengquanzaiwo。

“weidaren,zheikeshinishuode!”

zhaoyilele,zhengxiangzhaojihuidayayixianeixiejiyutaizizhiweideren,meixiangdaozheijiahuohaitingpeihe。

“junziyiyan,simananzhui。”weiwenchengpailepaixiongtang。

“nijiuzhunbeishenzhangboziba!”tanxiaozhong,zhaoyinaozilihenkuaijiuyouleyishou。

qingkezhijian,tajiuxiangbianleyigeren,shenqubizhirujian,fangfoyouzhongbushirenjianyanhuodeqingyagaojie。

“装模作样!”

“痴人说梦!”

wenwuqunchentongshilengxiao,duizhaoyidehuachizhiyibi。

xuanji,zaizhongrenxixuedemuguangzhong,zhaoyitachuyibu,xuezhegurendeyangzi,huanhuankaikou。

“枯藤老树昏鸦,”

“小桥流水人家。”

“古道西风瘦马,”

“xiyangxixia,duanchangrenzaitianya。”

tadeshengyinyiyangduncuo,chunjingyouyuan,zairuodadejinluandianshangkongjiujiuhuidang。

suoyourendengdayanjing,fangfokandaoletianxiazuibukesiyideshiqing。

zheiyetaimeileba!youqishineijuxiyangxixia,duanchangrenzaitianya!

meigerennaohaizhongdoufuxianchuyifujuemeidehuamian。

canyangruxue,kutengraoshu,niaoerqiming,xiaoqiaoliushui,niaoniaochuiyan,jianggudaoyouzi,bunengguijiadesinian,zhanxiandelinlijinzhi。

这……这怎么可能?

zhaoxinmengle,bukezhixindikanzhezhaoyi,neixinyiranshijingtaohailang。

zhaomenghezhaoruishensedabian。

zheigecaobao,zhendehuizuoshi?

王莆呆立当场。

haigonggonggengshiganjuezijidexintiaodoujiakuaile。

piankezhihou,zhongrentongshikanxiangwangpu。

“kanshenmekan?zheiyoubushiwojiaode。”wangpupielepiezui。

七步成诗!

真的是七步成诗!

budui,tahaoxiangzhizouleliangsanbuba!

bushishuotaizishigecaobaoma?

zheigepingshizhizhidaochihepiaodu,buxuewushudejiahuozenmehuikenengzuochuruciyouxiudeshici!

zaichangderen,sheimeiyoujifencaixue?

yijingruciweimei,huamianganneimeqianglie!

这首诗,当真绝了!

yishijiansuoyourendailidangchang,zhenhanwubi。

“miaoa!quanshimeiyouyigeqiuzi,quemiaohuileyifulingrenshangganjuemeideqiujingtu。”

xiahuanglongyandayue,dashoupaizailongyizhishang。

“这不可能!”

erhuangzizhaoruilianlianyaotou。

zuoweizuichusedehuangzi,tazenmeyebuganxiangxin,yejueduibuyunxuzijiyanzhongdefeiwuzuochuzheiyangdehaoshi。

wangpuyeweibihunzhuodeshuangyan,zixijujiaozheshizhongdexuanmiao,xiayishidilvleyixiahuxu。

raner,quezhualegejimo。

“cishi……zukeliuchuanqiangu!laofubujiye。”

片刻,他沉吟道。

shengyinbuda,querutongyishengjinglei,zaijinluandianzhongzhaxiang。

王莆何等人物?

dangchaodishi,daxiawenrendouyinengjiantayimianweirong。

yishenguao,congweifuguoshei。

ercike,quezhudongchengrenzijidouzuobuchuzheiyangdehaoshi。

rucigaodepingjia,gengshishiwuqianli。

zheishoushi《tianjingsha.qiusi》shiyuandaishirenmazhiyuansuozuo,jingguojinqianniandeliuchuan,erjingjiubushuai,zuyizhengmingtadejingdian。

zhaoyideyidicoudaozhaoxinmianqian,huaihuaiyixiao“huangjie,huangdizheishoushihaiguodequba!”

“e……”zhaoxinmeimoujingcha,haitingliuzaizhenjingzhizhong。

erhuangzizuijiaogouqiyimoxiaoyi“qidi,ruguowocaidemeicuo,zheishoushidingshinichuqianmaideba!”

“bucuo,yiqidicongqiandezhanji,genbenbukenengxiechuzheiyangdehaoshi,tazhengriliulianhuafangzhong,neiliyoubushaowenrenyashi,zheishoushidingranshitahuazhongjinmaide。”dahuangziganjinfuhe。

zhaoyibiaoxianderuciqiangyan,zheishitamenliangwulunruhedoubuxiangkandaode,dingranyaoxiangjinbanfadaya。

“肯定是这样!”

zhongrenyiting,zhangzhangdihuchuyikouqi,xinzhongshiran,yanshenzhongzaicifuxianchubiyi。

xiahuangyeshiluchuyihuozhise。

kandaoneixierenbufuqideyangzi,zhaoyixinliyouxiexiaoshuang。

耍无赖吗?

bengongkeshigechaojidawanku,huixinpingqihedihenimenjiangli?

做梦去吧!

zhaoyisonglesongjian,qishiaoran。

“bengongjiunamenle,zheirenyurenzhijiandexinrennaliqule?yuanbenhaixianghenimenhaohaoxiangchu,huanlaidequeshihuaiyi。”

“jiruci,neibengongjiubuzhuangle,tanpaile。zaibengongyanli,chulefuhuang,erdengdoushilaji!”

chaneijian,yizhongchaochen,nubukee。

zhaoyiquesihaobuzaiyi,miandaiweixiao,pinizhongren。

xiahuangyilianheixian,zheigechouxiaozi,taitamakuangle,doubuzhidaoshouliandianma?

给点阳光就灿烂!

低调一点,懂不?

haihaobalaozipaichuzaiwai,buran,laozifeibalenidepibuke。

buguo,tahaishiyinyinganshoudaolecongzhaoyishenshangsanfachulaideyisiwangbazhiqi。

erneibangdachenmenquemeizhuyidao,chaorangzheyaoxiahuangpingli。

jiuzaizheishi,yigetaijianzoulejinlai,gongshenshuodao。

“qibinghuangshang,juwushichenyizaidianwaiqiujian。”

“xuan!”xiahuangchenshengdao。

“juwushichen?”zhaoyiyilianmengbidikanzhehaigonggong。

haigonggongganjindishengjieshi“dianxia,kehaijideliangnianqian,tianlangguogongdajuwu?”

赵轶敷衍地点头。

“dangshi,juwuhuangdixiangbixiaqiuyuan,bingxunuoyiyangquan,qichuanerchengweijiaohuantiaojian,bixiaxiangdaochunwangchihan,yushijiuchubingxiangjiu。rujin,juwuhuangdihouhuile,zhibudingxiangshenmefazishualaipi。”

“tangtangyiguozhijun,juranshigelaolai。”zhaoyiyilianbiyi。

“bujinruci,tianlangdadihaijiangqisadaowodaxiatoushang,nianchu,paibingfanwobianjiang,jieliangongkewoyanmen,tianhe,zhengyangsanzuochengchi,daozhiwodaxiasunbingzhejiang,shiligengjiashuaitui。”

“juwuhuangdizheigejuyetaixiaoleba!”zhaoyiqingmieyaotou“duile,youshichenlai,fuhuangzenmebugaosuwo?”

haigonggonglvexianganga“keneng……bixiashidanxinneibangshichenweinandianxiaba!”

zhaoyihuangrandawu,nanguaidouzhaoxinhuichuxianzaidadianshang。

haikeyibugaosuziji,ganqingzheibianyilaodieshipazijijidaxiadiguodiuliana!

zheibubaimingledangzijishifeiwuma?