linjiaojiaokandaobamajiuxiangshikandaojiuxing，zhengzhazhexiangyaopujinmamadehuaibao。keshoukaojiushufuzhutadexingdong。
linjiaojiaogangzhanqilaijiuyouzhongzhongdishuaizaidishang，zhenggerenhuajiwubi。linjiaojiaoweiqudeyanleishunjianluoxia。
kebamakandoumeiyoukantayiyan，jimangchongguolaibaozhuwo，zixijiancha：“nver，wodenver，nimeishiba？
”“ganggangtingdaonichushidexiaoxihesiwohenibabale。”“haihaonimeishi！
”linjiaojiaojiandaozheiyimufengdegenglihaile。taxiesidilidinuhou：“pingshenme？pingshenmedoushinidenver，
nimenquezheimepianxinlinnanyi！”mamayanshenlenglengdisaoshiguota：“linjiaojiao，
nijiwojieshijieshiweishenmeyaowuxiannijiejie？”linjiaojiaozhenglengyishun，jierhahadaxiao：“jieshi？
”“buyinggaishinimenjiwoyigejieshima？mingmingdoushinidenver，nimenquequbieduidai！
”“pingshenmejilinnanyidedoushizuihaode，lundaowoshiquezhinengxuantashengxiade？”“wobufu！
”“jiusuanshizheimehaodefujinchuan，nimenyedouxiangliujijiejie，rangtamengaokaowanhoujiudinghun。
”“kenimenwanwanmeiyouxiangdao，wojingrannengnaxiafujinchuanba？”“hahahahaha！
”“woyaoqiangzoujiejiedeyiqie，tadedoushiwode！”mamashiwangdikanzheta，
shuochuleyigejingtianmimi：“shidaorujingaigaosunizhenxiangle。”“nigenbenbushiwomendeqinshengnver。
”shipotianjing。linjiaojiaobukezhixinditaitou，nannandao：“zenmekeneng？nikendingshipianwode！
”“doushiweinipianxinzhaojiekou！”mamajieshidao，shijinian，wozhiyouyisuiduoliangsui，
tamendaizhewoliuwandeshihou，zaimalubiankandaoyigebeirenyiqideyinger。yingerguozhehuipupudebeizi，
zhenggerenzangxixide。mamabenlaixiangbatajiaojijingcha，kewoquezhuazhexiaoyingerdeshoubufang。
zhiyaoburangwoqiantadeshou，wojiufengkuangdaku。zheizhongqingkuangchixulehaojitian，daozuihoushenzhikudaohunjue。
mamameiyoubanfa，hebabashangliangyifanhoujuedinglingyangzheigexiaoyinger。“zheigeyingerjiushini，linjiaojiao。