第三章

wobatongguoxiaoqujiankong,zhidaowogeheshenhuanyiqilijiachuzoule。

zheiqianshiyoubajiu,jiushitanade。

womadezhizheigexiaoxi,kaishikutianhandi。

「zuoniea,yunyuanyiqianduoguaiyixiaohai,zenmehuibianchengzheiyang。haizitaba,nihailengzheganma,kuaiquzhaotaya!」

「niguoliangtianjiuyaozuoshoushule,wozenmenengzou?」

tiqizheige,womakudegenglihaile:「zhibingqiandoumeile,wonalaideqianzuoshoushua。」

两人双双沉默了。

guolehuier,wobajuranbamaotouzhixianglewo:「zhoutong,nijintianqutushuguanzuoshenme。niyaoshizaijia,jiunengzuzhinigelijiachuzoule。」

「nizhibuzhidao,nigeyihoukeshiyaoshangqinghuabeidade,nizhenshihaicannigele!」

我心中好笑。

shangbeizi,tamenhenwoduoguanxianshi,haidezhouyunyuanhetamenlilexin。

zheibeizi,woshenmeyemeizuo,tamenyijiuyuanwo,hezhewojiushitamendeshouqibaobei。

wozhijiedao:「youbushiwobitalijiachuzou,yebushiwobitatoujialideqian。nimenbuguaita,guaiwozuoshenme?」

wobanaoxiuchengnu,zhijieshuailewoyigebazhang:「haigandingzui,piyangleshima?」

tayongdeliqihenda,wobeitadadeliangqiangdiwanghoudaotuilejibu。

baixidelianshang,henkuaifuxianchuyigexianhongdebazhangyin,kouqianglimimanzheyiguxuexingwei。

wobahaixianbujieqi,youyaochoupidaidawo。

womalianmanglanzailetamianqian:「haizitaba,nibiechongdong。tongtongtaqueshimeizuocuoshenme,nibieqiannutale。」

wobawunaiditanlekouqi:「nijiuchongtaba。」

「tongtong,nimeishiba。nibayezhenshide,taichongdongle。」

womayongtaneiwennuandezhifu,xiaoxinyiyipenglepengwolianshangdeshangkou。

talianshangdexintengbusizuowei,shangbeiziwojiushibeitazheifuweishandemoyangpianle。

woyizhijuede,wobayouneimeyidianzhongnanqingnv,danwomajueduishigehaomama。

meiciwobajiaoxunwo,tadouhuilanzheta,yeyizhirangwohaohaodushu,nvhaizizhiyoudushucainenggaibianmingyun。

zhidaoyouyici,wobadagongdeqianjiaojiwomazhihou,wuyijiantingdaoletazaigenwobabaoyuan。

「zaozhidaodangchujiubuxintengqian,rangtongtongfudule。gebilaoliujiadenvershududehao,doujitadimaifangmaiche。tongtongdangyigechangmeiyigeyuenengyoujigeqian,doubangchenbuleyunyuanshenme。」

wocaizhidao,tazhiqianrangwohaohaodushu,shiweilejianglaigenghaodeyazhawo。

houlaixiandushutaihuaqian,caiburangwofudu。

jialiyemeineimeqiong,takuqiongrangwonaqianhuijia,zhishiweilezanqianjiwogemaifang。

wodangshiruzhuibingku,zhijuedewohuodehenkexiaohenkebei。

xinghao,zheiyiciwozaozaoxingwule,buhuizaizhongdaofuzhe。

cike,wowanghoudaotuileyibu,lengdandikaikou:「womeishi。」

womadeshouxuanzailebankong,shenqingyizheng:「tongtong,nizheishiguaimamagangcaimeinenglanzhunibabama?」

「是啊。」

我妈彻底愣住了。

yaozhidaohuanzuoyiwang,wokendinghuifouren,zuoyigeguainver,haohaodeanfutadeqingxu。

但我不想懂事了。

shengzaizheiyangdejiating,yuedongshi,yuemeiyoushenmehaoxiachang。

budengwomazaishuoshenme,wozhuanshenlikailebingfang,meizaihetayanshenmemunvqingshen。

liutayigeren,dailengzaileyuandi。