第一章白富美？
wobashihoulaicaifadecai，suoyi，woyangeyiyishangsuanbushangfuerdai，napajialihenyouqian，danwomenyijiarenyeguodehendidiao，jiesheng，henshaorenzhidaowozhuzheshanyaodabieshu，yehenshaorenzhidao，woyouhaojilianghaohuapaoche，pingshiwoshangbandouzhishiqizheshandiche，zheitian，womeixiangdaobeigongsideqianjindaxiaojiejizhuangle。
dengwozaicixinglaideshihou，woquetangzaiyigexiaopingfanglimian，yigemoshengdeayiduanzhefancaizoujinlai，rangwochifan，woheshale。
houlaiwocaizhidao，zheishixiaqianyudejia
budui......tabushifujiaqianjinma？
budui......wozenmehuizaixiaqianyudejiali？
wokanzhejingzilideren，fachulejingtianhoujiao！
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【tingshuogongsijintianlaileyigebaifumei】
wochuanzhegezishan，tuiletuiwodeyankuang，yibiangongzuo，pangbianyourenzaibagua，gongsijintianmianshijinlaiyigeqianjinxiaojie。
jushuoshihaiwailiuxuehuilaide，shishenmeyingguoguizuzhileide，jialiliangsandairendoushizaihaiwaidingjude，henduogenwoyiyangdetongshidoushixiangwangzhenengbeibaifumeikanshang，congcizoushangrenshengdianfengdemeimeng。
【dajiadoubashoutoushangdegongzuofangyifang，lai，huanyingyixiawomenxintongshi，qianyu，xiaqianyu】
jinglidaizheyigechuanzhegaotongxue，huisegaolingmaoyi，pijiabaotunqundejingmeinvrenzoujinlai，yiyankanqu，zheinvrenjingzhidexianggeciwawa，wuguanhenliti，danyoushishuyuneizhongtianmeixide，tulechunyou，neizuichunrangrenkanqilaixiangyaoleyibandexiantao，tianmiduozhi......
【dajiahao，yihouqingduoduozhijiao】
【qianyu，youshenmewentisuishizhaowo】jinglitebiewenroudeshuowan，haibuwangjinggaowomen【sheiganqifuni，genwoshuo，wojueraobuleta】
wogebigongweideliuqinmashanghuiyingdao【zheimekeaideqianyu，woyaoshiqifuta，wozijidouraobuleziji】
引来一场大笑。
baifumeizheiyangdebiaoqian，zuyirangwomenzheiqunlaochengxuyuanquzhiruowule。
danwoyinweishoushangderenwuduo，suoyi，bingbushihenganxingqu。
yizhiyu，suoyourendoudawanzhaohuzhihou，wocaiqishenshenchushou【nihao，wojiaoqinyang】
ertabailewoyiyan，shuo【wohaiyiweinimeikandaowoni】
liuqinmashangdiaokanshuodao【hai，qianyu，bielihuita，tazheirenjiuzheiyang，chengtianzhiguzhemanggongzuo】
wogangadexiaolexiao，ranhoujixuhuiquganhuo。
henkuai，xiaqianyujiujixuzaidajiadelongzhaoxia，xiangshouzhezhigaodedaiyu。
yourenhaitichu，jintianwanshangjuhui，jitaqingzhujiarugongsi。
erxiaqianyuyeshuo【e，neiwodingyigecantingba，woganglai，qingdajiachigefan，ruhe？jiulanxicanting，ruhe？】
tazheihuayichu，wotingdaohaojigerendouzaixiliangqi，lanxicanting？zheikeshifujinzuigaojidecanting，renjunxiaofeidouyaojiqiankuai。
bukuishiqianjindaxiaojiea，qingwomenzheimeduorenquchifan，budehaojiwan？
dangran，suirandajiadouxiangqu，keweilezaitamianqianbiaoxian，yigegedoushuotaipofeile，liuqinyeshitiyi，jiuzaigongsifujindeyijiajiudianchijiuhaole。
【zheidunfan，juebunengrangniqing，womenzheixiedangqianbeide，zenmenengrangniyigexiaoguniang，wanbeideqingkeni？】
【jiushi，jiushi，gangcaijinglihairangwomenhaohaozhaoguni，zheiyaorangtazhidao，budeshalewomena】
【dui，womenaa，zheishijiuzheimedingle！】
xiaqianyuxiaodehuazhizhaozhande，yixiajiubajigedanshengemenjidiaochengqiaozuile。
xiabanhou，womenyixingrenruyueerzhidelaidaojiudian。
qijian，woyizhimeizenmeshuohua！
daoshitingzhexiaqianyumiaoshuzijicongxiaozaiguowaizhangdadejingli，zhisuoyixiangyaohuiguofazhan，shiweileganshouxiazuguodemeili。
tachuanzhedoushimingpai，baobaoyeshilv，daideshoubiaoyejiazhibufei。
【lai，dajiadoujingtaqianyuyibei，yihouqianyujiushiwomengongsideguobaole，sheidoubuxuqifuta】
我就不喝了。
xiaqianyuzheicaizhuyidaowo，wen【nidaihuikaichema？】
【kaishenmechea，taqidanchelaishangbande】
tingdaozheihua，womingxianganjuedaoxiaqianyukanzhewodeyanshenbiandeandanduole，wanquanbujiworenhejihuijiechu。
jiezhewomenmeigerenａａmeidan，yixiangkoukousuosuodeliuqinjingranjijizhudong，kandechu，tashizhenxihuana——
【ei，qianyu，daihuiwosongnia，nizhunali？】
【buyongle，wozijikaiche，zhudebuyuan，zailongqingshan】
龙青山？
刘勤都失控了。
zheikeshihaohuabieshuqua。
buguoyeshi，doushifujiaqianjinle，zhuzheili，henzhengchang。
而我一愣。
龙青山，邻居吗？
chiwanfanhou，yiqunrenkanzhexiaqianyukailaidemashaladi，zhendeshi......yanshendoubeigoushangqule。
tajujueletongshide‘daijia’，jiaolaileyigedaijia，yangzhangerqu。
liuqinxianmudekanzhewoshuo【zhangdezheimehaokan，shencaizheimehaoyejiusuanle，haizheimeyouqian，zheiyaoshikanshangwole，wozheibeizishibushijiuxianyufanshenle？】
woxiaozheshuodao【neinifanyuandian，bieyazhewo】
woqizheshandichehuidaojia。
【阿阳，回来了？】
保姆阿姨给我开门。
我问了一嘴。
【duile，ayi，zuijinyoumeiyourenmaixiazheigebidebieshu，huozheshi，yourenbanhuilaizhileide？】
ayihenyihuodekanzhewoshuo【meiyoua，gebihenduoniandoumeirenhuilaile，zenmele？】
【meikandaoyourenkaizheyiliangbaisedemashaladima？】
【nizheihaizizenmelejintian，shinipengyoulaizhaonile？】
那这就奇怪了。
tabushishuozhuzaizheifujinma？