第5章 上门女婿

lulingerzhengzhengdifumozheyefengdelian,yanlibujinliuchulexingfudeleishui。

zheibushimeng,zhendeshixiaofeng。

yefenglingyizhishouqingqinganzailulingerdebojingchu,yidaoqijingyouchu,rangtaanrandirulemeng。

zheiduanshijianyilai,bingtongdezhemo,jiazhiganggangneisangeedunvrendezheteng,yijingrangxiaolingerxinliqiaocui,bixurangtahaohaoxiuxi。

yefengjianglulingerqingqingfangtanghuichuangpu,bingfengzhutadeershi。

ranhoutabinglengdisaoshizheqiangbiandesangenvren,“nimen,jingganruciduita,shuoba,xiangzenmesi!”

chenshanshanyewubilengmo,“womeinianjidongshanliaoyangyuanliangbaiwan,nimenjiushizheimeduidaitade?”

sangenvhugongjieluchunongnongdejingju,shenshangguzhechuchuanlaidejutongzhengwushiwuketixingzhetamen,zheigenanrendekepa!

“doushita,shizheigenvrenzhishiwomenzheimezuode。”

nianqingnvhugongshunjianpanyaoqiledama,bushizhuantounudengzheshenpang,yanshenzaiaiqiuyuhexionghenzhongbutingzhuanhuan。

zhongniannvrenyelianmangfuhe,buzhudiqiurao,“duiduidui,doushitazhaoshangwomende,tashuoshichengzhihou,nengjiwoershiwan。”

“qiuninraoguowo,wozaiyebuzuozheishangtianhailideshile。”

tamendebiaoxian,rangdamazhengningbuyi,numadao:“liangge**,ruobushinimenshuodoulimeiqian,zaiwaiqianleyidabizhai,woyouqihuidainimenzuozheishi?”

“jie,qiaojianleba。”yefengmuguangpingdan,siwuxiwubei,danruoshishuxitaderen,douzhidaotazheishijiduifangxuanpanlesixing。

“eren,zongshizhiyoudengdaochengfalailinshicaihuizhidaohuigai。”yefengqingroudeshengyinhuidangzaifangjianli,fangfolindongdaolai。

“sou!”dan,huranyimohanguang,congchuangwaifeilai。

“你们找死!”

yefengdichendishuoleyiju,yanzhongfuqiyimoshaqi。

yierzai,zaiersantiaoxinziji,zheixieren,dangzhenshibuzhisihuo!

tashenziyishan,shunxijian,zhuazhuledaoren。

“想自杀,呵!”

youshiyidaohanguangfeichu,danzheici,shiyefengzhichu。

neishushangdeshashouzhengyuyaoduzijin,beixuanzhuandedaorenjingzhundihuakailexiae,tawuliyaohe。

erduochulaidezheiyimiaoshijian,yefengyezaicirengchulechuangshangdewenjianjiaban,jiangneishashouyushiyongbishouzijindeshouzadejingluan。

tongshi,yefengdeshenticongchuangkouyiyueerqi,chaolizijizuijindeshutiaoqu。

“xiaofeng!”chenshanshanjinghuyisheng,lianmangbendaochuangbian。

zhijianyefengzaishuganshangxunsujigetiaoyue,bianbendaoleshashousuozaideshushao。

jianzhuang,neishashoulianmangshenshetou,xiangqiangxingdingpoyafenglidedunang。

“heng!”yefenglengxiaoyisheng,conghuaizhongrengchuyilixixiaodeyaowan,zhijieshejinshashoudehouguanchu。

shashouzhongyujiangdunangdingpo,yanzhongdaizheyisixise。

raner,yimiaohou,xiangxiangzhongdeshunjianbimingqingxingquemeiyoufasheng。

“xiangzaiwomianqianfuduzijindechunhuo,nibushidiyige。”yidaochaofengdeshengyinzaishashouerbianpiaodangqi。

yefengniezheshashoudebozi,“shuoba,renwuneirongshishenme?guzhushishei?”

“bielangfeishijian,woyouyiwanzhongfangfa,rangnikaikou。”

shashouxinrusihui,“renwushimiekou,wozhizhidaoduifangchushouhenkuo,jileyiqianwan。”

qiaokaiwangumubiaozuibadeshouduan,shashoudouyouxue。

tashenshenzhidaozheiqizhongdecanku,bingbuxiangshouzhemo,suoyituludehengancui。

“xiabeizibiezaizuozheiyixing!”yefengmuguanglengli,liluodijiejuediaoleshashou。

yiqianwanshayiren,chadoubuyongcha,zheidingranshijiangchengzhongmougedajiazudeshoubi。

yefengmeirangshouxiaqushuntengmogua,shashouzuzhiyourenwuchudongshi,yiqiewodiandouhuiqingchuhenji,yinnibujian。

zhiyouwanquankendingrenwuchenggongshi,shashouzuzhicaihuifuchushuimian。

十分钟后!

yefengbaozhelulinger,yuchenshanshanzouchuleliaoyangyuan。

zhiyuneisangeedudenvhugong,huiyourenrangtamenhouhuilaidaozheigeshijieshang。

车上!

chenshanshanyanzhongtouzheyimonuqi,“xiaolingerdouchengzheiyangle,weishenmehaibukenfangguota?”

“shanshanjie,nifangxin,woyidingbuhuifangguoneixie**。”yefengqingqingfumozhelulingerneimanshichouloubahendelian,yanlimanshilianxi,xinlimanshishayi。

zheishinianlai,xiaolingershizenmeduguodea?

“zhenshikehen,ruofeijialineixierenyiwoshinvziweiyou,burangwozhangguanchenjia。”

chenshanshanyonglidiniezhezuoyiyijiao,zhijiejianjianfabai,“fouze,woyidingdongyongzhenggechenjiadeliliang,chaqingchuganduixiaolingerxiashoudejiahuo。”

yefengyouxiechayi,“shanshanjie,nibushichenshijituandezongcaima?”

chenshanshanweitanleyikou,naohendao:“neixiejiahuo,shuowozhongjiushiyaojiajiwaixingrende,zichanhuiwailiu。”

“woyeyeyoubingzhong,tamenchenjibachilejituanneidequanli。”

yuanlai,shanshanjiebeichenjiaderenjijiakongle。

yefenghuangran,xuanji,tayouyihuodiwen:“jiumeiyoushenmefangfama?nandaoyanzhengzhengkanzhetamenbanidechengguonaqu?”

“dangranshiyoude,chufei。”

chenshanshanlianseyouxienankan,“chufeiyourenyuanyizuowochenjiadeshangmennvxu。”

“ng?”yefengyileng,shenseyouxiecuoe,suijixianrulechenmo。

shanshanjiedewentiqueshiyouxiejishou,shangmennvxuqishihaozhao。

danguanjian,xuyaoyigemeiyouhuaixinsi、keyixinrenderencaixing。

zenmecainengbangtaduguozheikunjingni?

turan,tafuzhelulingerdeshouyidun。

yefengweiyimuguang,kanxiangchenshanshan。

duimian,chenshanshanyezhengtaiqitou,youxiefuzadikanzheta,siyoushiyaoshuo。

“nixianshuo!”liangrenqishengtongci。

dunshi,liangrenyizheng,jieyouxiehaoxiao。

“小丰,你帮我。”

“wokeyizuozheigeshangmennvxu。”

liangrenzaicitongshishuowanzijixinzhongdehua。

yefengzuijiaogouqiyisihudu,“neijiuzheimejuedingle,shanshanjie。”

chenshanshanyeluzhexiaoyi,sushengdao:“ng,zheici,woyidinghuiduohuiwodedongxi。”

suihou,tamenjianglulingeranzhizaiyigewuxingjidejiudian。

anli,yefengrangshouxiacunbubulishouhuzhecidi。

liangrenzaiciqishen,xiangchenjiabieshulizouqu。

半小时后!

“什么?”

“shanshan,nikekaibudewanxiao!”

“zheimeyigexiangbalao,nagegedamaochulaide,nijingranxiangrangtazuowochenjiadeshangmennvxu?”

“……”

kanzheyanqianqianshouweixiaodeliangren,chenjiarendeqingxujiejidongqilai。

fuzongcaichentaoyaoyaqiechididao:“chenshanshan,niweilecaichan,kezhenbuzeshouduana!”