第一章
hezhouchenbiaobaidagaishiwohuoleershinianlaizuoguozuichundeshiqingle。
为什么？
yinweizheigejiahuoxianzaizhengcongdianhuaneitouchuanlaijiqixiaozhangyouqianzoudeshengyin。
「jiwobiaobaizhijiyifengqingshuzenmegou？danshiwoyebuweinanni，zheiyangba，nijiwozuo88yeppt，haohaojiangjiangshizenmexihuanshangwode，meiyichudexijiezhongdiandoubunengluoxia，lingwaichanshuchuwodeshigeyoudian......」
pilipalajiangleyitonghaimeiwan，zuihoutahaoxiangdafacibeifangguowobandiuxiayiju，
「zuihouxiangeyishoujiukeyile，zuihaoshiqingge，hanqingmaimaiyongqingzhishendeneizhong。」
用情你的大头鬼啊！
guaiguai，wozhendexiangmaniang，zheisizenmehuiyouzheimeduohuayang？？？
keworenlerenhaishimeibaocukou，momowendao，「wokeyibudayingma？」
「bukeyi。」taxiangyebuxiangdehuilewo，ranhouqinghengleyisheng，「budayingnijiubushichengxinde，suoyiguyinnishizaishuawo？」
woneixinhaowubolanshenzhihenxiangdiantouzhiwenta，「shuanizenmele？」
kewomoleyishun，haishipixiaoroubuxiaodeniejinleshouji，「naganha......」
yaobushiweilewoge......temedewohuishouzheiqi？
「hao，neijiushimuyidaile。」
tacixingquedaizheshaoniangandeshengyinlimomingtouchuyiguhuanyu，tingshangquxiangshiduiwodetaiduhenmanyi。
zaixinlimamalieliedeguaduanledianhua，wolianshunjianheilexialai。
yaoshuowoweishenmehuireshangzheihaoren，haidecongwogeguxushuoqi，tabenlaixiaobazuodehaohaode，meitiandiaoximeierchichihehexiaoriziguodebucuo，kepianpianlailegezhuanxiaoshengzhouchenweixiedaoletadediwei。
yishanburongerhu，lianjiaodaozhurenyebudayinga。
danshidaxuedexiaobabuxianggaozhongchuzhongneiyangzhishidajianaoshilihai，guanjianjialidoushixuexiaodetouzifang，jiaodaozhurendouzhinengzhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan。
zhouchenyuanbenzaitadexuexiaojiushigehengzhezoude，lailejiuhewogegangshang，wogesuirandabuguota，danhaozaigenjijiaoshen，yesuanxianganwushi。
kexianzaizheiduanzandepinghengjiuyaoyabuzhule。
youlailegezhuanxiaoshengjiangwan，neishizhendedameinv，fubaimaomeidazhangtui，yilaijiujiwogemideshenzhibuqing，songhuasonglisongbiaobai，zhuidekexiongle。
kezheijiangwanmeitiangenzhezhouchenshangxiaxue，zhandebuxing，jianzhikeyiyongxingyingbulilaixingrongle，kanqilaiganqinghaitingbucuode。
我哥看了能忍？
呵，只能忍。
zheizhouchenbuguangxueximinglieqianmaoshuaiwogejitiaojie，yangmaogengshishuaiderenshengongfen，xiaocaodeminghaozaitalailejiuguangrongdecongwogetoushangdaoletatoushang。
yaoshipindie，haoxiangyebuxiangshangxia。
suoyiwogezheicishizhendechilegedabie，eomlehaoxierizi。
wokanbuguantayanbadeyangzi，ananjuedingbangtayiba。
怎么帮？
yaoshiwonaxiazhouchen，jiangwanbujiukongchulaile，wogebujiuyoujihuilema？