第1章

congshifanzhuanyebiyehou,wohuigaozhongmuxiaorenzhiwulijiaoshi。

gangnadaojiaoshishanggangpinshu,jiuzaodaolaizifaxiaodewuqingtucao:

「lichenchen,jiunizheiyangderendanglelaoshi,buzhidaoyaocuicanduoshaoxuesheng。」

tashuodehendui,wojingchangshangwangchonglang,rezhongyuwangengzhenghuo,hexueshengkaiheizuduipaiweishangfen,yundonghuidaizhequanbanyaohuashou、tiaoshehuiyao……

zheixieshier,wodouganguo。

suoyi,wojiaodexueshengcongbujiaowo「lilaoshi」,ershijiaowo「lijie」,woyebeiquanxiaoshishengyizhipingwei「azhongzuibuwuzhengyedewulilaoshi」。

jintianwozaibangongshixiu(mo)xi(yu)shi,shuadaoyigeredianhuati——

#pandianneixieqipadewangkezuoye#

huatixiamiandeshipinfenggeshizheiyangde:

「wulizuoyeyixiarenxuanqiyi:

1.制作一枚原子弹

2.paisheyuaiyinsitan、niudunshizhixiangkoudehezhao,bingshangchuan

3.制作一台永动机

4.wanchenglianxice40-43ye」

「shuxue:zhengminggedebahecaixianghuoyizhangshijuan」

「yingyu:yumeiguozongtongzaibaigongqianheyinghuowanchengyingyihanhemingtizuowen」

……

zheimehaodegeng,wonengbuwanma?

yushijintianbuzhizuoyeshi,wozaibanqunlifaletiaoqungonggao:

「qingcongyixiazuoyezhongrenxuanyixiangwancheng:

1.制造一枚核弹

2.banglaoshizhaogegaofushuainanpengyou

3.一张物理卷子」

shizheiyangde,zuijinjialicuihuncuidelihai,woshizaishishoubulele,yushicaiyoulediertiaode「zhenghun」neirong。

nayounianqingrenbeijiazhangcuihunbufengdea?

xiaoxifachuqumeijifenzhong,youshangjiaoxiaohongdianjiubianchengle99+。

「666」

「bukuishilijie,jingenshishi。」

「wodelenuobeierjiang,keyishenqingqimokaoshijiafenma?」

daohoulai,huafengzhujianpaopian。

「zanmenlijiehaishidanshena?」

「tingshuohaishimudansolo。」

「lijie,wobawoerdayejiadexiaoshuzidelinjudewaishengjieshaojini。」

……

woheizhelian,baneitiao「mudansolo」dexiaoxiqiangxingchehui,bingjinyan。

shuoshenmedashihua,wobuaiting。