第3章 第一件事,办理退学手续

xiebinziguzidijixushuodao:“ai,mashangjiukaixuele,jiezhejiushiyilunjieyilundemonikao,xiangxiangdoutouda!laobanzuotianhaizaiqunli@womenjige,wenjiaqizuoyezuodezenmeyangle,haishuokaixueyaojiancha,nixiaoziyizhimeihuixiaoxi,danzigoufeidea!”

“wozheijiaqiguangguzhewanyouxile,wulihuaxuegujiquanhaijilaoshile,zheicikaixuekaokendingyaoliangliang……”taaishengtanqi,chongmanlexuezhateyoudeyoulv。

“xiaoxi?”jiangchenyanpidongledong,huanhuanzhengkaiyan,mouziliyipianpingjing,meiyourenhejijiangmianduikaoshidejinzhang,“meikan。”

“meikan?gemen,neikeshilaobanqinzi@ni!nizheitaidu,bupatazhaonimafan?”xiebinkuazhangdijiaodao。

jiangchendandankaikou,yuqisuiyidexiangshizaishuojintiantianqibucuo:“mafan?dabule,zheixuejiubushangle。”

“sha?!”xiebinmengdiyijiaochache,xinghaogangshichutingchechang,chesubukuai。taniuguotou,zhenjingdikanzhejiangchen,“chenge,nimeifashaoba?bushangxue?nikaishenmewanxiao!haiyoujigeyuejiugaokaole!”

jiangchenmeiyoulihuixiebindedajingxiaoguai,tadenaohaizhong,binglengdejixieyinzhouranxiangqi。

【ding!jiancedaosuzhumianlinguanjianjueze,shenjixuanzexitongyijihuo!】

【xuanzeyi:jixuxueye,anbujiubancanjiagaokao。jiangli:xianjin500wanyuan!】

【xuanzeer:fangqixueye,xuanzecanjunruwu。jiangli:wanmeijicheng‘guiying’shenfenxiadequanbuqiangxiezhishiyushizhanjingyan!】

yigedanlansedexunimianbanfuxianzaijiangchendeyishizhong,qingxidizhanshizhelianggexuanxiangjiqiduiyingdejiangli。

wubaiwanxianjin,duiyurenheyigeputonggaozhongsheng,shenzhiputongjiatingeryan,doushiyibizuyigaibianmingyundejukuan。youlezheibiqian,bieshuogaokao,jiusuanzhijietangpingyenengguoshangxiangdangzirundeshenghuo。

raner,jiangchendemuguangjinjinzaixuanzeyishangtingliulebanmiao。

taxiangqilefeizhouconglinlideqianglindanyu,xiangqilebinglengqiangxiedailaidejueduizhangkonggan,xiangqile“guiying”zheigedaihaosuodaibiaodeliliangyuziyou。

gengzhongyaodeshi,tazhidaojunfangyijingzhuyidaole“guiying”。jixudangyigeputongxuesheng,chizaohuibeizhaoshangmen,daoshihoujieshibuqingdemafanhuigengduo。zhudongxuanzecanjun,fanerkeyijiangyiqie“yichang”helihua,jiangxitongfuyudeliliangzhuanhuaweiguanfangrenkedeshili。

zhiyugaokao?neizhangxiemangongshihedinglideshijuan,yushunxiwanbiandezhanchangxiangbi,jianzhisuoranwuwei。

“woxuaner。”jiangchenzaixinzhongmonian。

【ding!suzhuyizuochuxuanze!jiangli:wanmeijicheng‘guiying’shenfenxiadequanbuqiangxiezhishiyushizhanjingyan,yifafang!】

chaneijian,yigupangdawubidexinxihongliuyongrujiangchendenaohai!

fangfoqinshenjinglilewushucidechaixiezuzhuang,wushucideshidansheji,wushucidezhanchangqianfuyutuxi……congshouqiangdaobuqiang,congjujiqiangdaoqingjiqiang,congqiangxieyuanlidaodandaojisuan,congdanbingzhanshudaoxiaoduixietong……suoyouguanyuqiangxiedezhishi,suoyou“guiying”zaiwushucishengsiboshazhongjileidejingyanhejiroujiyi,rutongshujukaobeiyiban,shenkediluoyinzaitadelinghunshenchu!

tadeyanshenzaiyishunjianbianderuiliruyingsun,fangfonengdongchuanqianfangyongdudecheliu,jingzhunsuodingshubaimiwaidemubiao。shouzhiwuyishidiquansuo,sihuzaixunzhaoshuxidebanjichugan。zhenggerendeqishi,zaixiebinhaowuchajuedeqingkuangxia,zaicifashengleyicijingrendetuibian!

“wei!chenge!nishuohuaa!heshale?”xiebinhaizaiweijiangchengangcaineiju“bushangxuele”erzhenjing。

jiangchenshenxiyikouqi,jiangneigujihuyaopotierchudeshafazhiqishoulian,yanshenhuifupingjing,zhishibizhiqiangengjiashensui。

“meikaiwanxiao。”tadandanshuodao,“wojuede,shangzhanchangbishangkaochanggengshihewo。”

xiebinzhangdalezuiba,gangxiangshuoxieshenme,chechuangbeirenqingqingqiaoxiangle。

liangrenzhuantoukanqu,zhijiansuxiaoyuqiaoshengshengdizhanzaichewai,baixidelianjiashangdaizheyisiqiadaohaochudejiaojiheqingqiu。

“neige……xiebin,jiangchen……”suxiaoyudeshengyintouguochechuangchuanlai,daizheyisibuhaoyisi,“wobamalinshiyoudianjishi,tamendechexianzoule,wonengbuneng……danimendecheyiqizou?”

xiebinlengleyixia,suijifanyingguolai,lianshanglikeduiqixiaorong,zhengyaodaying。

jiangchenquezhoulezhoumei,lianshangshanguoyisimingxiandebunaifan。taxianzaimannaozidoushiganggangjieshoudepangdaxinxi,yijiduiweilaidaoludeguihua,shizaimeixinqingyingfuzheixiexiaoernvdeqingtai。

“wenta。”jiangchenzhilezhixiebin,yuqilengdan,ranhouyoukaohuilezuoyishang,bishangleyanjing,yifu“bielaifanwo”dezitai。

xiebinlianshangdexiaorongdunshijiangzhu,youxiegangadikanxiangsuxiaoyu。

suxiaoyuyewanquanlengzhule。

jiangchen……zheishishenmetaidu?

bunaifan?lengdan?shenzhidaizheyisijurenyuqianlizhiwaidemoran?

zheihetayinxiangzhongneigekandaozijihuilianhong、shuohuahuijinzhang、yanshenzongshitoutouzhuisuizijidejiangchen,jianzhipanruoliangren!

tanengqingxidiganjuedao,jiangchencikeliuluchudeqingxu,bushiyuqinguzong,bushiduqi,ershizhenzhenqieqiedebuzaiyi,shenzhishi……xianqi?

yigunanyiyanyudeshiluoheeranyongshangxintou。

tayizhirenwei,jiangchenduitadehaoganshilisuodangrande。taxiangshouzhezheifenhaogan,yexiguanlejiangchenweiraozhetazhuan。suirantayinweijinchihexueyedekaolv,meiyoumingquehuiying,shenzhizaipengyoumianqianbankaiwanxiaodi“jujue”guo,dantaxinliyinyinjuede,zhiyaozijiyuanyi,jiangchensuishidouhuihuidaoneigeweizhi。tashenzhiguihuaguo,dengshangledaxue,ruguojiangchenhainengjianchi,tahuoxukeyi……

kexianzai,jiangchendetaiduxiangyipenbingshui,jiangtaneixieweimiaodexinsichedijiaomie。

“e……neige,xiaoyua,shangcheba!”xiebinfanyingguolai,lianmangdakailehouzuodechemensuo,shitudapozheiguiyidechenmo,“zhenghao,womenyeyaoquchifan,yiqibei?”

suxiaoyuyaoleyaoxiachun,lakaichemenzuolejinqu。cheneideqifenyishijianyouxieningzhi。

xiebinbuganzaitigangcai“bushangxue”dehuati,yibiankaicheyibianmeihuazhaohua:“duilechenge,haimeiwennini,nizheijiaqidaodiqunaerlangle?shaizheimehei,hailianchuyishenjianzirou,laoshijiaodai,shibushitoutouqunagehaidaodangyerenle?”

jiangchenyanyemeizheng,bochunqingqi,tuchusangezi:“guyongbing。”

“噗——咳咳咳!”

xiebinyikoukoushuichadianpendaofangxiangpanshang,mengcaichachedetongshijuliekesouqilai,yindehoumiancheliangyizhenmingdi。

“gu、guyongbing?!”xiebindengyuanleyanjing,xiangkanwaixingrenyiyangkanzhejiangchen,“ge!qinge!zanchuiniunengbunengkaodianpu?haiguyongbing?nizenmebushuoniquzhengjiushijiele?”

houzuodesuxiaoyuyerenbuzhu“puchi”yishengxiaolechulai,cheneiyayideqifendunshibeichongdanlebushao。

“jiangchen,nixianzaibianhuahaodaa,”suxiaoyudaizhexiaoyishuodao,shituhuanheguanxi,“bujinyangzibianle,lianchuiniudebenshidoujianzhangle。”

zaitakanlai,jiangchenzheimingxianshizaikaiwanxiao,yongyizhongkuazhangdefangshilaihuiyingxiebinduitabianhuadezhuiwen。suiranzheiwanxiaoyoudianlipu,danyebizhiqianneilengbingbingdetaiduhaoduole。