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jiazunianhui，zhongrenjuzaiyiqietaolunmeigerenzaijiazudezuoyong。
anzhaogongxianfenhong，erzhiyouwoyigerenbeijiazupingjiawei“fuzichan”。
bujinmeifenhonghaiyaobeikaichuzupu。
kewofuzedezigongsigangkaituohaiwaizuidaqudaoshang，yinglizhanjituanbaifenzhibashi，zenmejiuchengfuzichanle？
yimazhoulihuaqingmiedao，“naxiaqudaoduokuitingtingpaoqianpaohou。”
“niyongjituandeqianquzhaoyenanrenhuatianjiudi，haihaoyisishuogongxian！？”
“kanzaiyijiarendemianzishang，cairangnibuchangmeijia170wan，fouzebieguaiwomenfanlian！”
dangjisuoyourendoubangqiangbiwonaqianbuchang。
jiulianweihunfuyelengyan，“junran，yaobushibiaojie，gongsizaobeinituosiyimaofenhongdoulaobudao！baqianbushangdajiahainengjiniliudiantimian。burandaoshihoubeitichuzupuwoyegenzhezaoyang！”
wokanzheshujubiaoshang，biaojiefangyutingdegongxianfenhong7300wan。
woxiaozheyaotou，“bu，wotuichujiazujituan。”
tamenbuzhidao，gongsidejishumingmaihesuoyoukehuqudao，zhirenwoyiren！
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“给脸不要脸！”
yimazhoulihuabahongjiubeizhongzhongyifang，suiliedebolizhafeijiandaowoshoubei。
“dankannizheiyigejidu，sibaiduowan！nidaodishigongguankehuhaishizijixiaosa！？”
“gongyingliandoushiwodelaoshuren，pingtaiduiwaidoushitingtingzaimang，erni，yikuaiqiandelirunrangzhenggejiazuhuajibeijinidian，nizheizhongbaijianvjiushifangshizuidadefuzichan！”
“dangchudayingrangnilaixingyao，jiushiwozheibeizizuidadeshiwu！”
tingjianzheihua，wowuyudexiaoleyixia。
fangyutingbapingtaijiagequanbubiaocuo，baokuanlianjiebeixiajia，shiwoliangtianliangyemeibiyanaodaoxinhuangshoudou。
gongyingliandechanpinyidanbuchu，shiwodunzaikehugongsimenkou，dengleqitianhuanlaiyigehezuo。
dangchuxingyaomianlinpochan，jibairendeqiyemeiyuejinzhangbuzuliangwan，haibeizhemeiyue300wandedaikuanlixi。
shiwotourusuoyoujixutianbuquekou，zaisangeyuezhineizhuankuiweiying。
neishitamenqiuzhewolaideshihou，kebushizheifanhua！
womomocadiaoshoubeishangdexuezhu，haimeikaikou，fangyutingzhazheyanjingjiaxiao，
“qishiyebuquanshiwoyigerendegonglao，meicipingtaiceshi，shushenmendoudiyishijiancanyu，tishenghendaxiaolv，yingxiaoshijianjiushishengming，womenfangshijituandehuihuang，shifangjiarenqixinxieligongyinglaideya！”
tingdaozheijuhua，fangjiazaichangrendelianshanglimaxiaokaihua。
“aiyou，haishitingtingzheihaizixinliyoushu！buxiangmouxieren，nazhewomenfangjiadeqianbudangqian，zhijizijilianshangtiejin，conglaibujidebierendefuchu！”
“jiushi，youxierenyibeiziyebudong，nanguaiwugonghaiyingqiang！zhenbuzhidaoxiaohuishizenmejiaode！”
“yebunengyuanxiaohuia，zibujiaofuzhiguo，neibushitadiemeidezaoma！”
wocengdeyixiazhanqilai，fennudedengzhetamen。
zhoulihuamashangjianzhesangzizhizhewo，“nixiangganshenme！？biewanglezheilidoushinidezhangbei！”
weihunfulinzixiyeganjinlazhuwo，“junran，biezhiqi，yimatamenyebushizhendeyaobanitichuzupu。zhishidajiajuedeburangnichudianxue，yihounihaihuibuzhangjixingquhuihuo，jiusuanbiaojieyinglizaiduo，yedangbuzhunizheiyanggaoxiaofeia。”
“zhiyaoniditourencuobiaogetai，buzailuanhuaqiantuohoutui，baqianbushang，wojiyimaqiuqiuqing，yijiarenmabuhuiweinannide。”
wolengzhu，nanyizhixindekanzheta。
genwoxianglianwuniandeweihunfu，cikejingranzhanzaiwoduilimian，rangwoditourencuo？
chenmojian，tuomahezhizeshengpitougailiandepuguolai，shenzhiyourennaqidaochaduiwodeyanjingrengguolai，rangwogunchufangjia。
我心中自嘲。
liangnianlai，wushugeyewanwoxiugaixianshangpingtaideloudong、tongxiaohehaiwaiqudaofuzerenduijiegoutong，weilezhoulihuabuchengweishixinrenyuannachusuoyoujixu，huanlaidejingranshigongxian“fuzichan”！？
kanzheyanqianzheiqunzhangyawuzhuade“qinren”，wocaimingbai，shuozaiduodoushitulao！
zhengtuokailinzixideshou，wodandanyixiao，“buyong，woqinjunranziyuantuichufangshijiazu。”
jiubeizaguolaideposuishenghezhoulihuadenumahunzaiyiqi，“**dongxi！zoulenijiuyongyuanbiehuifangshijituan！”
womeishuohua，juejuedetachudamen。
jirantafangjiakanbudaowodefuchu，kanbudaosuoyouyewuheziyuandoushichongwolaide。
neiwojiudaizhezheisangeyideyingli，lingqiluzao！