尊魂幡【E级灵器】
shuxingyi：【meifenzhongchuxianyizhiguiguai】sssji！
shuxinger：【shenhunqianghua】bji！
gaokaoxiaozhenlimian，ganggangjinlaideguyukandaozijichuxiandediershuxing，zhenjingle！
【shenhunqianghua】(bji)：nizunhunfanmeixishouyimeihunpo，jiuqianghuayidiannidejingshenli！
guyukanzhewanhunfandediershuxing，youxiewuyu，shenzhiyouxieshiwang。
强化精神力？
qianghuajingshenliyoupiyonga！
bjishuxing，suanshizuilajideshuxingle，hediyishuxingwanquanmeiyoubanfabi。
sss，ss，s，a，b！
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sssjideshuxingniubidedifang，zhibuguomeixiangdao100guiguai，guyudezunhunfanzhijietupodaoleeji，tongyangdeguyudelingliyetupodaoleeji！
shenhunhebenminglingqishizaiyiqide，lingqitishengle，qitafangmianyehuitisheng。
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jiusuanshitamenbenminglingqizainiubi，nengyouwodengjigaoma？
zhijiehengtuiguoqubujiuxingle！
“zheisuanshi，qidianjiubibierengaoyidajielema？”
guyuganshouzijishentilimianbangbodelinglizhihou，yeshiqishenchaozhezheigexiandaidoushilimianzouqu。
ruoshiganggangjuexingdeejilingqidailaidelinglizhiyou10diandehua，neimexianzaiguyushentilimiandelinglijueduichaoguo100dian！
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zhishizheizuochengshilimiankongwuyiren，daochudousanluozhebaofeideqichehelingxingdeyiwu，suishikuai。
一片狼藉！
mingmingshiquanxindechengshi，quejiguyupobaihuangliangdeganjue。
chucizhiwai，shenmedadongwudoumeiyou。
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zheichengshilimianpingjingdaobuzhengchang。
biaomianhaowubolandeqingkuangxia，fangfoyunyuzhejudadefengxian。
“direnbuchudong，zanjiuanbingbudong！”
guyuxinnianyidong，yigeshuidai，yikuaizidongchongnengzhangpeng，beitaconggaokaodezhishishoubiaokongjianlimiannalechulai。
yinweishiyewaigaokao，gaokaoqian，meigexueshengdouhuifafanggaokaozhuanyongdelingxingshoubiao。
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zuizhongyaode，zheishoubiaolimianyouchuwukongjian，keyizailimianzangnixihuanchidedongxi。
yewaigaokao，bijingshiwukao，gaokaoqianjianchanizhiyaomeiyoujinyongdeyaowu，qitadongxi，gaokaoshibuguande。
guyuqianshidaidequanshichideyongde，doushijizhaoxuedaide。
甚至还有姨妈巾！
guyukanzheyicangkudechidedongxi，zhangpenghaiyouhuanxideyiwu，hainengzhaochulailiangbaoyimajindeshihouzhiwai，zhenwuyu。
qianshentiangouzhendetiandaojiale。
dengzidongzhangpengchongnengjieshu，guyuzuanjinqu，suihouzhijieyi**yuandizuoxia，zuanjinshuidailimian，congbiaopanlimiannachulaichishi，ranhousikaichileqilai。
meifenzhongzengjiayiguiguaini！
他着急什么？
等鬼怪够了！
直接横推不就行了！
真的是！
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外界
吼吼！
“liuxiaozhang，youjianmianle！”
“lixiaozhang，hongxiaozhang，zhouxiaozhang！”
“孙校长！”
jinlingyizhongliudalizaishuowanneijuhuazhihou，jiuhuidaozuoweishang，zhunbeiguankanzheicigaokaodeshengkuang。
shifengguiqifusu，daxiafuzheicigaokaoyidinghuizaikaoshineirongshangyouxiebuyiyang，duiyuzheicikaoshi，tahaishiyouxiedanxinde。
jiusuanshizuolezaiduodezhunbei，gaokaoyezhinengxueshengmenzijikaoshi！
zhibuguotaganggangzuoxialaideshihou，mengwangjiudanchulaixiaoxi。
yizhongjiangnanshengqitaxuexiaodexiaozhangchuxianzaitadeyanqian。
“laoliua，nimenjinlingyizhongjinnianzenmezheimemana！”
“zheishiduoshaosssjidexueshengjuexinga！”
“biedexuexiaodouqugaokaoxiaozhendengzhele，nimenjinlingyizhonghaimeiyoudao！”
liudaliganggangjinqu，yigeyuemosiwushisui，shenchuanxizhuanggelv，danjiroubaozhadetudingnanrenjiuzaineilidiaokandao。
“hainengyoushei？yaowenshei，jinniantamenjinlingyizhongyoushiquanshengzuidiao！”
“shuobalaoliu，juexingleduoshaosjiyishangdexuesheng，juexingleduoshaosssjixuesheng！”
lingwaiyigexuexiaodexiaozhangkanzheliudalidiaokandao，yanshenzhizhongdaizhebijiaodeyiwei。
“meiyouduoshao，yejiushi100duogesjiyishang，ssjiyou12ge，sssjiyige，haiyouyige......”
liudalihaimeiyoushuowan，mengwangduimianderenjiuyijingkaishidaoxiliangqile。
“**，haideshijinlingyizhong！”
“**，niubi，100duogesjibiedejuexingzhe。”
“womenxuexiaoyejiuwushiduoge，buguowomensssjibiedexueshengduo，yousange！”
“nimenwushiduogesjide？”
“womenbinimenhaishao，womenyejiuershiduogesjidexuesheng，sssjideyeyousange，youyigesssjidediyishuxinghaishishuangsni！”
“**，nimenjinniansssjidouzheimeduo！”
“jinlingyizhongzenmezheimeshaosss？”
qitaxuexiaodiyunmeiyoujinlingyizhonggao，ziranmeiyoujinlingyizhongzheimeduosjidexuesheng。
danshi，neixiexuexiaoyijinghejinlingyizhongbijiaoxiguanle。
jinnianjinlingyizhong，zheimeshaosssjidexuesheng，ziranshiyinqiqitarendediaokan。
“**！”
“第一属性SS？”
“lixiaozhang，nimensuchengyizhongzheimeniubi？”
“zheibushiyaonagaokaozhuangyuanle？”
其他校长羡慕。
“wotingshuoyouyigexianjigaozhong，yougexueshengjuexinglesssjideshuxing，haishissjidebenminglingqi！”
lingwaiyigexiaozhangshuohua，youshiyizhenjinghu。
“jinniandegaokaozhuangyuanbuhuibeixianjigaozhongjinongzouba！”
zheixiexiaozhangcongliaonimenxuexiaojuexingduoshaoren，bianchengjinniandegaokaozhuangyuanhuichuxianzainagexuexiao！
“不会不会！”
“laoliubushishuoletamenyizhong，youyigesssjixuanshouma？”
“wanyirenjiashishuangsssjidetongxuejuexingni？”
zheigeshihou，qizhongyoudexiaozhangzhenzhengdexianmule，youdexiaozhangbiaomianxianmu，dankandaojinlingyizhongsssjidexueshengzhiyouyigedeshihou，xiaoxinsijiulaile。
滴滴滴滴！
suoyourenzhengzaihuchuideshihou，mengwanggaokaotanchuxiaoxi。
jinlingyizhong1241haoxuesheng，chenggongtupoejilingqi，jianglijifen100dian，dangqianpaimingdiyi！
“ng？yourentupoejilingqile？”
“zheigaokaobushiganggangkaishima？”
cikeyuanbenhaizailiaotiandapidesuoyouxiaozhangmendouzhenjingle。
“**，laoliuniubia！”
“nimenjiasssbenminglingqijuexingdeshenmeshuxinga？”
“jingrangangkaishigaokaojiutupoejilingqile？”
“zheidiyishuxingnitianleba！”
qizhongyigexiaozhangzhenjingdao。
congjuexingyishiwanchengdaogaokaoganggangkaishi，zheilimianhaibuchaoguo100fenzhongni！
jiuyijingtupoejilingqile？？
zheimeniubideshuxing，ziransuoyouxiaozhangyeyiweishizhiyousssjibiedejingyingbanxueshengcainengjuexingde。
“dakaipaimingdiyideshexiangtou！”
“shexiangtoudakai，zhuandaopaimingdiyideshijiao！”
dangtamenkandaoshenchuzhangpengzhizhong，shuangdefeiqideguyu。
震惊了！
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高考秘境
guyuzhengtangzaishuidailimianchidongxi，kanshipinni！
可比克薯片！
没事来点溜溜梅！
可口可乐！
小浣熊饼干！
budebushuo，zheigeshijieshangdedongxihaishifeichanghaochide。
yinweilingqifusu，suoyoudedongxizhanshanglingqizhihou，douyoulelingxing，kouganyeshidabaofa。
guyusikaiyidaishupian，yikouyaoxiaqu，kachikachi，meiweizaishejianzhakai。
好吃到爆炸了。
zaisikailiuliumei，haochi！laiyiju，nimeishierba！
chixiaohuanxiong...haochi！
ranhoudundundundelailiangkoukele，dagege，e！
爽！
zhibuguozheigeshijieyinweilingqifusu，suoyourendouquxiulianqule，wenyushizaishibufada。
yiliankanlejibudongmanshu，doutebiewuliao。
xinnianyidong，guyubaguixinniangjizhaohuanchulai，zuozailezhangpenglimian。
zheijuemeideshenduan，baixidepifu，dahongdeyifu，chulezhinengkanbunengpeng，biededouhenhao。
guyukanletayiyan，dianlediantou！
养眼也很好呀！
zhibuguo，zheigeshihou，shoubiaoturanlaileyiju！
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wojiusuibiankangemanhua，jiupaimingdiyile？