师尊命我下凡游历。
tashuowoyuneixiuzhenshijiagushishaozhuguqingchenyouyifanqingjie。
woyushizheyibingxiujibanbande“tiepianjian”manyouyoufeiqu。
xingzhishanjiao，quebeiyisouhualifeizhoumanhengchongzhuang，jiangwolianrendaijianzhuangluochenai。
“nalaideyexiu，jingganchongzhuanggushaozhudefeizhou，jiangnilianchengdanyaoyebujifeizhoudewanyi！”feizhoushangbinvnuhe。
wobuxiangzaisushisuorao，fuquchentu，“ruhepeichang？”
binvkanwofeijianhansuan，chuyanjifeng：“peichang？shaozhudefeizhounaishibaoqiqishizheidengpojiannengbi？zongshiyikuaimubanyejiazhiliancheng，nidasuanruhepeichang？”
wotaochushifujiwodexianjieshenfenyufu，pucongyibapaisui：“xiudezainarucifanyu！gushaozhudanzhijianjiunengrangnihuifeiyanmie！”
wokanxiangfeizhouneiyinyuederenying，chuanyindao：“guqingchen？tingshuonigujia，weizhenyifang？sanbainianqian，neike‘jiuzhuanhaihundan’deziweihaicengjifou？”
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ruofeishizunyouming，wolianzheijuchuanyindouxianduoyu。
chongzhuanglewodebenmingxianjian，conglaibushipeichangerzikeyilejie。
ruozheiweilaifujunshangyoujifendandang，cishiwobiankezixinghuajie。
“guozao？”zhulianzhihou，yidaoqinglengdeshengyinchuanlai，manshibeidaraodebuyue。
“gugongzi，buruoqinzixiazhouyijian，miande……”
huaweishuowan，yidaolingliyiranxilai，jiangwodeshengyinqiangxingzhongduan。
我当场愣住。
mingmenzhihou，doushizheibanpixing？
yanjiancijing，neixiaozhangdebinvxiaodehuazhiluanzhan。
“haidangshishenmedarenwu，yuanlaiyezhishigebuzhitiangaodihoudeyexiu。”
“woquanni，haishikuaixiekoushourencuoba，ruoshiraolegushaozhuqingjing，zheiyunmengzepashizaiwunirongshenzhidi。”
tajianwoniansuibuda，feijiangengshixiujibanban，bianquanranbujiangwofangzaiyanzhong。
“zheiweiguniang，nikehaijiangli？”
“mingmingshinidefeizhouhengchongzhizhuang，woshangweizhuijiu，nizenjiufanyaoyikou？”
wozhilezhitianjiliuyun，“tiandaozaishang，ziyougongduan，niruozaizheibandiandaoheibai，moguaiwoyindongtianlei！”
duifangyiting，qiyangengsheng。
“tianlei？he，woquannihaishishengshengba，zaizheiyunmengze，jiushitiandaoyedejiwomengujiajifenbomian。”
tayueshuoyueshijidong，shenshangneiguzibeilingshiduiqiqilaidexufuqixiyufanongzhong。
woniejinjianjue，yanmouweimi。
“niburangwotitiandao，mofeishixinzhongyoukui？”