我,给阎王送外卖第1章

dangwozaicizhengkaiyan,faxianzijihuidaolebeimiekoudesantianqian。

shoujishangduoleyigeguiyide「yinjianwaimai」app,diyidan,jiushisongjisantianhoudewoziji。

weilehuoming,wojueding……jichoujiayigewuxingchaping,daiwenzihepeitudeneizhong。

wojiaowangdefa,yigepingpingwuqidewaimaiyuan,ruguofeiyaoshuoyoushenmebupingpingwuqide,neijiushiwosile,youhuole。

dangwocongneizhangyouninidechuzuwudanrenchuangshangmengdidanqilaishi,chuangwaidemaquezhengjijizhazhadikaizhechenhui,louxiazaocandiandeyoutiaoxiangqihunhezhexiashuidaodesaoqi,zhunshidiwangwobikonglizuan。

yiqiedouzhenshidebuxianghua。

woxiayishidimolemowodebozi,neiliguanghuayijiu,meiyoubeibinglengdedaofenghuapodechugan,yemeiyouxueyepenyongerchudewenre。zaimo**kou,neigewankoudadexuekulongyexiaoshile,xinzangzaileiguhoumian「pengpeng」youliditiaodongzhe,xiangyitaigangjiamanyoudeershoutuolaji。

「**,yuanlaishimenga……」wozhangshuyikouqi,lenghanyijingjintouleshenshangneijianyinzhe「fendou」erzidehuangsegongfu。

mengli,woyinweisongleyidanwaimai,zhuangpoleyigejingtianmimi,beiyigexizhuanggelv、yanshenbitaipingjianhailengdenanren,daizhelianggeheiyibaobiaoji「chuli」le。neiganjuetaizhenshile,zhenshidaowoshenzhihaijidedaozitongjinshentishi,neishengchenmende「puchi」sheng,yijineigenanrenqingmiedelengxiao:「yigechousongwaimaide,yepeizhidaozheixie?」

wohuanglehuangnaodai,shitubaneifenshenrugusuidehanyishuaichuqu。made,kendingshizuijinweilechongdanwang,tiantianaoyeganchulaidehuanjue。

wozhuaqizhenbiandeshouji,zhunbeikankanjintianpingtaiyoumeiyoushenmechongdanjiangli。kejiesuopingmudeyishunjian,wolengzhule。

shoujipingmushang,chulewoshuxidejigewaimaiapptubiao,jingranduoleyigeheidibaizideapp,tubiaoshiyigewaiwainiuniudejianbihuaguilian,xiamianxiezhesangedazi——「yinjiansong」。

「woshenmeshihouxiaguozheiwanyier?」wodiguzhe,shouzhixiayishididianleshangqu。

meiyouzhuce,meiyoudenglu,appzhijiejinrulezhujiemian。jiemianchuqidejianjie,huozheshuo,jianlou。dingshangshiwodemingzihetouxiang,xiamianguazheyige「jianxiqishou」dechenghao。zaiwangxia,jiushiyigejudade、buduanshanshuozhexuehongseguangmangdedingdan。

【新订单提醒!】

【dingdanleixing:teshuzhiding】

【songdadizhi:xijiaochuiliugongmu,bqu4pai4zuo】

【canpin:wangshengqianyita(yaoshaotoude,duojiadianxibo),mengpotangyiwan(qubing,jiaxiangcai),shibacengdiyuyiriyoutiyanquanyizhang】

【gukexingming:wangdefa】

「beizhu:qishouxiaoge,buyongganshijian,fanzhengsantianhouwojiuzaizheierdengnile。jidejiwoshaogepiaoliangdenvguixialai,yaofubaimaomeidazhangtuideneizhong。」

我的瞳孔骤然紧缩。

wangdefa?zheibujiushiwoma?

chuiliugongmu,bqu4pai4zuo?woneigeqiongdedingdangxiangdelaodie,dangnianjiushiyaozheyajiwomazaineiermaidemudi,shuoyihoutayeyaoquneierhewomazuogeban。erneigeweizhi,zhenghaojiuzaiwomapangbian。

zheitamashisheizaiezuoju?haitiqiansantianzhouwosi?

woqidechadianbashoujishuaile,diankaineigedingdan,xiangzhaogequxiaoanniu,huozhelianxiyixianeigeshenjingbingguke。jieguo,jiemianshangzhiyouyigexuelinlinde「jieshoudingdan」anniu,pangbianhaiyouyixingxiaozi,shiyongneizhongkuaiyaoganhedexuejixiechengde:

「judanchengfa:lijibaobi。」

我:「……」

yizhonghuangmiujuelundeganjuebaoguolewo。zheiezuojuyetaixiabenqianleba?haidaixitongjiweixiede?woshizhetuichuapp,xiezaita,shenzhixianghuifuchuchangshezhi。danwulunwozenmecaozuo,neigexuehongsededingdanjiuxiangfuguzhiqu,sisididingzaiwodeshoujipingmushang,shanshuozhechaofengdeguangmang。

jiuzaiwokuaiyaozhuakuangdeshihou,shouji「ding」diyisheng,danchuyitiaotuisong。

shiwochangyongdeneige「fengniaokuaisong」de。

【新订单提醒!】

【qucandizhi:jindingxuan】

【songdadizhi:longwanyihaobieshuqu,adong101】

【顾客:陈总】

wodexinzang,mengdilouleyipai。

jindingxuan,longwanyihao,chenzong。

zheijigeci,xiangshiyibashengxiudeyaochi,shunjiantongkailewojiyidejiasuo。zaineige「meng」li,wojiushijielezheiyidan,qulongwanyihaojineigejiaochenzongdesongcan,jieguozaibieshuli,kandaolebugaikandedongxi——yigebeibangzaiyizishang,hunshentiemanfuzhou,yanyanyixidenvhai,yijipangbianyigezhengzaizuofadedaoshi。

ranhou,wojiubeineigeyanshenbinglengdechenzong,miekoule。

所以……那不是梦?

wozhendesile,ranhou……zhongshengle?

wozhandouzheshou,jihuwobuzhushouji。kongju、fennu、mimang……wushuzhongqingxuxiangyiguozhufeidemalatang,zaiwonaozili「gudugudu」dimaozhepao。

ruguoyiqiedoushizhende,neiwozhiyousantianshijian。santianhou,wojiuhuixiangneige「yinjiansong」appshangyuyandeneiyang,tangzaichuiliugongmubqu4pai4zuo。

buxing,wobunengzuoyidaibi!

wosisididingzheshoujipingmushangneilianggebingpaidedingdan。yigelaiziyangjian,tongwangwodesilu。yigelaiziyinjian,zhizhewodefentou。

qutamade,laozibusongle!shenmejudanbaobi,wohaibuxinzheigexiele!

wohenhenxin,dianxiale「fengniaokuaisong」dingdanshangde「jujuejiedan」。

jihuzaitongyishijian,wogandaoxinzangyizhenjuliedejiaotong,yanqianyihei,zhenggerenzhitingtingdixianghoudaoqu,zhongzhongdishuaizaichuangshang。yishimohudezuihouyimiao,wofangfotingdaoleyigejixie、binglengdeshengyinzaiwoerbianxiangqi:

【jinggao:qishouwangdefa,ninzhengzaichangshipianlijidingsiwangluxian。xitongjiangzhixingqiangzhixiuzheng……xiuzhengshibai。jiancedaoweizhigaoyouxianjizhilingjieru……】

【「yinjiansong」appdingdanjuyoujueduiyouxianquan。】

「qinglijichuli『yinjiansong』dingdan,fouzejiangzhixingchengfa:lijibaobi。」

**!来真的!

qiangliedeqiushengyurangwocongbinsizhuangtaizhengzhalehuilai,wodakoudakoudichuanzhecuqi,ganjuezijixiangyitiaobeirengshangandeyu。

kanlai,yangjiandedanzikeyibujie,danyinjiandedanzi,shifeijiebukele。

wokanzheneigelaizi「woziji」deyinjiandingdan,shangmiandecanpinyaoqiuneimeqipa,dizhineimejingsong,beizhuneime……jian。

qu**fubaimaomeidazhangtui!laoziyaoshisile,diyigejiubianchengliguiquzhaonizheigexiadingdandesunzi!

dengdeng……gukeshiwoziji。

那没事了。

woyaoleyaoya,yuqizaizheilidengsi,buruqukankanzhei「yinjiansong」daodishigeshenmeniuguisheshen。shuobuding,zheishiwoweiyinenghuoxiaqudejihui。

woshenxiyikouqi,xiangshianxialehedanfasheniuyiyang,yongjinquanshenliqi,dianzhongleneigexuehongsede「jieshoudingdan」anniu。