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shihunluopohuidaojia，wotuolizuozaidishang，wuzheliantongkuchusheng。
liangnianqian，woweilejimamamaikuaihaomudi，buxingzhongleheizhongjiequantaobeimaiqupeijiu。
weijizhijishisongjiudehuohuaichenjiulewo。
huoxushixingxingxiangxi，womenhutongxinyizaiyiqile。
haojingbuzhang，huohuaichenjiubingfufajixuhuanxinzang。
woweijiutameirimeiyegongzuozanqiandengxinyuan，queshizhongpaibushangdui。
zoutouwuluxia，woshoudaoshenmiyoujianyaoqingcanjialaojinbisai，zuizhongshenglizhekeyixuanzenaqianwanjiangjinhuozhemanzuxinyuan。
diyichangbisaishiwufanghupanyanbaimixuanya，jibianwoyouyanzhongkonggaozheng，keweilebingxuanyixiandehuohuaichen，rengjiujiandingqianxiashengsishucanjiabisai。
**ershimuqindaizhewofanyuedashandejingyan，shuangshoukouzhuyanfeng，tashangdiyikuaiyanshi，suizhegaoduzengjiaerpangdefengshenghuhuzuoxiang，buduandiyoucansaizhebushendiaoluoxuanya，zhenggeshanjianhuidangzhecierjianruidejianjiaosheng。
weilexinyuan，wohushikongjuyaoyadengding，chengweidiyiming。
dierchanggengjiaxiongxian，woweilejiemichadianbeizhadeqianchuangbaikong，haozaizuihouchenggongtuoxian，zaihuoquansheng。
kewodelian，haishiliuxiayidaozhengningdeshangba。
liangchangbisaijieshu，huohuaichenshuangmuhanlei，xiaoxinyiyidichupengwodelianjia，qiuwobiezaiqule。
kewowufakanzhecengjingjiuguowodetajiuzheimesiqu，rengjiubufangqijixubisai。
xiangdaozhei，woditoukanxiangzijineishuangchanmanbengdaizhengzaishenxuedeshou，zichaoxiaochusheng。
rujin，wojintuiliangnan，yidantuichubisaijiangyaoanzhaobisaiguizepeichangqiguan。
huohuaichenshiyidianyudidoubuliujiwo，jingxincehuayiqiezhiweibaochouxuehen。
简直讽刺至极。
chenguangxiwei，yiyeweimian。
woqianwangyiyuanhuanyao，quebuyouzizhuzoudaosiloubingfang。
menxuyanzhe，wokanjiansongrouerdunzaidishangbanghuohuaichenxijiao。
liangrenshuoshuoxiaoxiao，wanruoyiduibiren。
womengdituikaimen，wuneiliangrenjieshiyileng。
huohuaichenxianfanyingguolai，「qiqi，nizenmezheimezaolai，shangkouhaitengma？wozheihuierzoubudonglu，nikuaiguolairangwokankan。」
tayanlineifendanyouzhuangdeyoujifenzhen。
ruoshizuorimeitingjianzhenxiang，wokendinggandongdeleiliumanmian。
kecike，wodeneixinbeiliangyipian，
「buneimezaolai，kongpayekanbudaonimenzheichuxia。」
woshuowanwushihuohuaichencuoedemuguang，zhunbeilikaishiquebeisongrouerduzhuqulu。
「jiangyueqi，niyinyangguaiqishenme？zuowanchengegebingfagangcongqiangjiushichulai，taxingdongbubian，wojitaxigejiaozenmele？」
songrouerbubuchaowobijin，zuijiaogouqiyimojixiao，「nibieyiweicanjiabisaigonglaojiuhenda，sheizhidaonishibushiweileqiancaiqucanjia。」
congqiansongrouerzongshipinfanjieruwomendeganqing，jibianwobukaixinyebunengzenyang，bijinghuohuaichenshuosongjialicengjingjiuguota。
kezheiyici，worenbule，jifengchusheng，「tasuanninamenzidegege，zheimeshangganzhedangbaomu？」