zhangzhangdetoufamanmandiaoluo，tangyedeetouluchulai，etoubibiededifangfusebaiyidian，kanzheyoudianqiguai。
tagangjingaoyi，junxunwan，fusejiuyoudianhei，xianzaideyangzijiuxiangtoudingbaiguogai。
jingzilideta，renhenzhinen，zuijiaodehuxudouhaimeiyouhennonghou，zhiyoushaoweizhangyidiandehanmao。
jingliguoderendouzhidao，hanmaohuiyueguaguaduo，yueguayuehou，yueguayuecu。
tayanjinglideshencai，haiyoumeiyujian，doushiqingsedemoyang，shoubeihenxiao，xianggenvhaizi，liangjianmeiyouyihoudekuanda，tangyeduixianzaizijizheifushencaiyidiandoubumanyi。
haozaihaiyouyizhanghenshuaiqishuaiqidelian。
zhenggerenyongqingxiulaixingrongshizuihaode。
洗剪吹，八块钱。
tangyekanzhejingzilizijideyoudianzhinendelian，zuijiaoliekai，qingxiao，xinlixiangzhe，“xianzaiyemanshuaide，huzibumingxian，haishixiaoxianrou，renyoujingshen，yiqianzenmejiumeifaxianyuancunwodezheimenaikan，xianzaijianwantoufadeganjue，shufu！zhongyumeizheimerele。”
tangyequchileyigebakuaiqiandeshaoyafan，maidiandongxi，jiuhuixuexiaole。
taxianzaicaibuqushangwangni，zheishihouyinggaizhuajinmeiyifenmeiyimiaozhongxuexia！
tebieshitazheizhonggangzhongshenghuilai，youmeiyoushenqi，zhinengkaozijideqingnian。
burandaokaoshideshihou，jiuyaodiandi，diubuqineiren。
yiwanshang，shijianguodehenkuai，dangchenjinzailishishubendehaiyangzhong，buzhibujuejiudaolexidengshijian，gaoyisushelouyoutongxiaoliangdengdezixishi，tameiqu，xidenglehaishishuijuebijiaohao。
sushejiutayiren，qiyudesheyoudoubuhuihuilaile，yaomehuijia，yaomejiuzaiwangbatongxiao，zheizhongxianxiang，jihushizheidongloudechangtai。
diertian，tangyehenzaoxinglai，dianzibiaoshang，shiliudian。
jiandanxishuyixia，zhijiebenxiangchezhan。huijiadebanche，zaozhongwangeyitang，zaoshangqidianhuizhunshicongqichezhanchufa。
qicheyouxielaojiu，bushiyihouhuanxindeyangzi。
huijiadedaolushifendianbo，tajiazhubaidongcun，zaidashanli，daoluhaishikengkengwawade，zuozheshifennanshou，qianshi，tadasideshihou，zheilicaipushangshuinilumian。
tangyebuzhibujueshuizhele，xinglaideshihou，kuaidaozhanle。
“shifu，qianmianlukouyouxia！”
“hao！”sijizhongqishizuyingdao。
cheshangdeshoupiaoyuanshigesanshiduosuidedajie，tayeyouxiekun，zaikaomendezuoweishangjiamei，tingjianyourenyaoxiache，qishenjitakaichemen。
tangyexiachehou，zouleyiduanlu，huidaojiabadianshifen，zheishibamazaojiuchuquganhuoqule。
jialilaowushanglesuo，yeyenainaiyebuzaijia，gujiyequdilimanghuole，tangyezaibaolizhaodaozijiadeyaochi，dakaimen。haihaoyouyaochi，buranzijiyaozaiwuwaizuobantiandengkaimen。
qingzhuanheshitouxiujiandefangzi，yonglehaojishinianyiyanghenhao，jiushilimiandecaiguangshaoweianleyidian，fangzilifangdedongxiyoudianzaluan。
tangyezaoshanghaimeichidongxi，zaijiazhaoleyidianchide，chiwanjiukanshule。
taxinxiang，“meixiangdao，wozheibeizijuranzheimenuli，doukuaibazijigandongle。”
zhongwubafancaizuohao，bamaganghaohuilai。
laomazhonglinghenshijingxi，dao：“erzihuilaila，fangjiaqunixiaoshujiaduohao，langfeichefei。”
laobatangbing：“gangguowanguoqing，zenmeyouhuilaile，nizheitoufajiandekeyi，zhongyushunyanle。”
tangmadao：“shia，haishizheizhongduanfahaokan，yiqianzhangzhangdeyidiandoubujingshen。”
bamadoutingnianqingde，tadugaozhongyaobuleduoshaoqian，tamenyemeiyouneimelei，xianzaiyecaisishichutou，
tangyedao：“zuowanjiande，zheiyangshufuhenduo。xishouchifanba，wodouzuohaole。yeyenainaini？”
tangba：“xiaobude，gujidengxiajiuhuileba。”
“嗯。”
guoleyihui，yeyenainaidouhuilaile。
tangbajiehunhou，jiuheyeyefenjiale，gechigede，tangyejiaotamenlaichi，doubulai。
buguotamenkandaotangyehuilaihengaoxing，yeyeyiqiandangguobing，kandaotangyejianletoufa，yebiaoyangleyixia。
xiawu，tangyezaikanshu，tangbazaipangbiandigu：“chouxiaozi，nikaiqiaole？zhidaokanshule，yiqiandoubujiannipengyixiashu。”
tangma：“erzikanshu，nihaishuo。kuaijuedingyangbuyangji？doukaolvhaojiule。”
tangyewendao：“yangji？womenjiabushiyouhaojizhijima，haixiangyangduoshao？”
tangbadao：“zheibudoushiyuefenle，xiangzaimaishijizhijiyangzhe，guoniandeshihoumai，neishihoujiagegao。”
tangye：“guoniandoumeiduojiule，jihainengyangdechuma？”
“maiyixiedadejijiuhaole，yangjigeyue，guonianganghaokeyimai。”
“neibushimanhao，yangbei。”
tangmadao：“nibaxianqitamenbajiamenkounongzang，buzenmexiangyang。”
tangyedao：“wojuedekeyiyang，bajifangdaowomenhoushanqu，neimedayipiandifang，xiangzenmeyangdoukeyi，tamenzijiyekeyizaishanshangzhaochide，womenyekeyiweiyidian。
yaowoshuo，yangdehuajiuduoyangyidian，bangtamenzuogepeng，wanshangjitamenhuiqushuijue，wanquankeyizuo，youbuyongguanshenme。”
tangmadao：“ai，laobing，erzizheifazihaibucuo。”
tangbasisuodao：“woxiangxiang。”
tangyejianlaobashensi，meiyoujixuchazui，zuoweiyijiazhizhu，yaokaolvhenduo，tangyedushuyaoqian，yangjiyaochengben，yexuyaodanrenfengxian。
tazaijiashuileyiwan，jingshenbeihao。
xianzaibamashentihenjianlang，laobahaimeifeiqilai，laomadetoufawuheiliangli。
tangyejuedingzijiyaohaohaoxuexi，rangbamashaocaoxin，baochishenxinjiankang。
jingguoyiwanshangkaolv，tangbahaishijuedingyangyixiejishishi。
qianshi，tajialikemeizheiyang，tangyemeixiangdaozijihuilaideyifanhua，gaibianlelaotangtongzhidexiangfa。
buzhidaoshifuhaishihuo，taxiwangyiqieshunli。
huixiaodeshijian，henkuaijiudaole，tangbakaishifengfenghuohuonongtadeyangjidaye。
tangyezhongwuzuochequxiancheng，jingguozheijinliangtiandexuexi，tafaxianzijidenaodaiguabiqianshihaoshiyidian。
zhuyaobiaoxiandejiyishangmian，yiduanneirong，zhiyaotalianxukanjici，yongxinjiyi，yixiajiubeijizhule。
tangyexinxiang：“zhongshenghou，haishiyouyidianchabiede，suishuomeiyouguomubuwang，danshijiyilizengqiangle，jianjiecongmingleyidian，suiranmeiyoubiedeshenqi，danshijiyilinengzengqiangyidianyehao，shifenmanzule。”
huixuexiaodelushang，tazongjuedeyouhenduonvshengzaikanzijidexiaoyuancun，ranhouyouhepangbiandetongbanshuohua，shuozhejiufachuxiaosheng。
tangyexinxiang，youzheimehaoxiaoma？
suishuoxianzaizhongxueshengdeshenmei，xiaoyuancunbuzenmeshouhuanying，danshilaozizheimeshuai，nimenkanbujianma？
baixialeyishuangshuangdayanjing。
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bangwan，tangyezuozaiweizhishangkanshu，chuangwaichuanlaixiaosheng，gouge：“hahahahaha，**！tangye，nizheifaxing，biwohaiduan。”
tadexiaoshengyinlaiyiqunqibandenansheng。
“zheimeduan，nipashibeilifashijikengle。”
“xiongdi，gangcongnagelaolifangchulai？”
“zheifaxinghenbiezhi，bupaxueshenghuijianchale。”
“哈哈哈哈！”
tangyewuyu，“duanfaqingshuang，zaishuowozheimeshuai，shenmefaxingdoukeyijiayu。”
“ou！shoubulezheiziliandeqixi，woxianchele。”
“woyechele，yizhongjiumeiyourenbiwoshuai。”
“**，niyeyaodianlian，xingma？lianshangquanshidoudou，hainizuishuai？biediuwomenqibandelian，yihoubieshuoworenshini。”
yiqunwuliaoderen，jiduta，haibuhuishenmei，mingmingjingshenyoushuaiqidewo，haiyaobeitamenxiao。
yaoshishijianzaiguojinian，haoduonvshengdouhuijiao“ouba，ouba！”
budongxinshanga，feizhuliudefaxingtaxianzaiyoubuxihuan，yougehe，shenmeibuxiangronga！
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wanzixishihou，tangyeyoujinglilewushucidajiadebujie，meigetongxuedoudaiyoubumingxiaoyi，tebieshitongzhuo**wangxuan，yizhizaixiao，taxiguanbulexiaoyuancuntangyedeyangzi。
xianzaixuexiaojianzheigetoufadeshizaitaishaole。
xiangduinanshengxiaodeduo，nvshengzexiaodeshao，qianmianlianggenvshenghaishuotajingshenshuaiqi，buguotamenhuashuochulai，haishixiaole，tangyebuzhidaotamenxiaoshenme。
他也不想问。
tangyejuede，yourenrentongjiuhaole，zhishaohaibuxia，faxingnengjuedingshuaige，erwobuguanshenmefaxingdoushuai。
diyijiewanzixike，banzhurenlaijiaoshi，jiancharenshu，tashijiaohuaxuede，zouguotangyedeshenbian，shifenmanyidao：“toufajianduanle，bucuobucuo，renjingshenhenduo，zheicaishixueshenggaiyoudeyangzi，zhidequanbannantongxuexuexi。”
jiaoshiliderenjihudoutingdaole，buzhidaoshuoshenme，yebuganshuo。
youxierenxiao，youxierenbuyiweiyi。
tongzhuowangxuanbiezhuxiao，ditoukanshu。
laoshizouyuanhou，wangxuanrenbuzhuxiaochushenglai，“yaoshiquanbannanshengdoujiannizheifaxing，womenyihoujiujiaoyuancunbaban！”
tangye：“mmp！bushisuoyourendounengjiayuzheifaxingde，nijiusilezheitiaoxin。”
wangxuan：“hahahahaha，woyebuxiangjian。”