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zaishuole，jiusuanpiantamenchenggonghoubeifaxianle，tamenhaiganlaiyanguozhaobucheng？
笑话！
dangyanguoqingbaobumendoushichiganfande？
nigefeifawuzhuangjituandeganlai，xiafeijideneiyikejiuzhuaniqudunjian！
放心大胆的骗就行！
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zuozhishenzi，yangxiazhuailezhuai**xiamiandezuodianer，zhenghaohouyanjingdingzhepingmu，shouzaijianpanshangqiaoqiaodada。
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qibafenzhongdegongfujiunonghaole。
pilipalapilipala——
yangxiashouzhifanfei，jixuzaijianpanqiaodaqilai。
erjixiejianpanfachudeshengyin，henkuaijiuyinqihaizaishuijuedeshiyoumendekangyi。
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yangxiatinglele，xiaodao：“sheigaonimentianmeiliang，taiyangdoushaigoubale，nimenhaibuqilai！”
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哗啦——
liangzhishouyibianyige，chezhuchuanglian，chaoliangceyila！
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“ri！”“ri！”“ri！”“ri！”
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“gejige，nimengongzuodouzhaodezayanga？”
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“不咋样。”
“zhaoleyitian，liangejianlidemeitouchuqu。”
“buxing，genbenjiubuxing。”
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xianzaigongzuonaerneimehaozhao，huoerbuleideqianshao，qianduodehuoerlei。
kanzhedajiawunaimianpang，jinhaiyangzhenbeiyihui，xiongkoupaidishanxiang：“zhaobudaoyemeiguanxi，daoshihougenwo，quwodayijiadeqiye，tajiashizuojinrongde，huoershaoqianduo，haibulei！”
“哎？”
xiapuyimijiudageershiyougaomulin，momohounaoshao，namendao：“bushi，laojin，wojidenizhiqianshuo，nidayishizuojiancaide，zayougaijinrongle？”
“a，hahahaha——”
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“laojin，zhuangbiyeyaojiangfaa，jihunle，fanchelebushi！”
“啊哈哈哈哈——”
qinshilidunshichongmanlekuaihuodekongqi，jinhaiyangqigugu，lianhongyizhenerbaiyizhener，suoxingyoutangxiaqu，mengshangbeizibuliren。
jiuzaidajiahaixiangjixuyeyujinhaiyangjijudeshihou，yuanbenzuozaichuangshangdeshiyouxulei‘teng’ditiaoxialai，nazheshouji，shengyintiandaonenglasi：
“aiya，xiaoruiqichuangle，wodejitamaifanqule，biesuoqinshimen，woyihuijiuhuilai。”
shuowan，yiliuyansidijuanchuleqinshi，chongxiangshitang。
口区——
yangxiatamenkanzheliquxuleidebeiying，zuoganouzhuang。
xiaoruishishangxueyuandexiaohua，xuleidemengzhongqingren，weilenengdemeirenchuiqing，neijiahuoshiyoudangbaomu，youdangsiji，youdangguanjia，youdangjiaofude...
《xiyouji》youyiduanshigoutianwanlemianshan，laotiancaihuixiayu。
zheiyaoshihuanxuleiqu，budaosanfenzhongjiunengjinitianganjing，wanhouhaijuedebugouchi。
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youguolewuliufenzhong，suoyourendoushoushihaole，jinhaiyangtamenyaoqushitang，zouzhiqianwenyangxiaqubuqu。
“nimenquba，wojiubuqule。”
“xing，neiyongbuyongjinidai？”
“buyong，womangwanzijiquchi。”
“好，拜拜！”
querenshiyoumenjiaobujianyuanzhizhixiaoshi，yangxiakuaibuzoudaomenkou，‘bada’yishengbachaxiaotuishang，youganjinzouhuidiannaoqian。
zheijudongkebushiyaokanapian，ershideganjinxiugaizhenshiipdizhi。
pilipalapilipala——
budaoshifenzhongdeshijian，yangxiajiugaodingleipdizhidewenti。
呼——
深吸一口气，吐出。
yangxiadiyicizhapian，haishipianyouqiangyoupao，sharenbuzhayandewuzhuangjituan，xinlizishiyoujifenjinzhang。
但为了系统，拼了。
噼里啪啦——
shouzhizaijianpanshangzuozuoyouyou，yangxiaqiaoxiayijuhua，tongguogangzhucedetuitezhanghao，jiluositasiwuzhuangjituandezhanghao，fasongleguoqu。
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