第1章 倒霉事不断

haohuayouluntingkaozaigangkou,dengdaizhebinkeluluxuxushangchuan。xiaoyubaozheyidiezhanxindechuangshangsijiantao,huanghuangyouyoudezhunbeicongjiabanshangfanhuidaochuancangnei。

“喂,有没有人!”

“laigeren!zheichuanshangdoumeiyourendema?”

yizhennanrendejiaohanbansuizheputengshuihuashengchuanlai,xiaoyudalegehaqianniutouchaozhehaimianshangqu,boguanglinlindehaimianshangsihufuzheyigenanren,buguanshishuihuasheng,haishihujiaosheng,sihudoushineigerenfachulaide。

zhenshide,zheidifangyoubushiyouyongqu,zailunchuanxiayouyongkeshihenweixiande。xiaoyuzaixinzhongfufeizhe,fangxiashouzhongdedongxi,duizhehaimianshangdenanrendao:“wei,nihaihaoma?”

“wenshenmewen?meikandaowohenbuhaoma?kuaixialaijiuwoshangqu!”moqiantiaoqijibaihuaideweichizhezaishuizhongpiaofudedongzuo,junlangshuaiqidelianshangdailebunaifanhejiaochou,jianmeijinsuozaiyiqi,zhanranleshuizhudefasizaiyangguangxiazheshechubanbanliangguang。

xiaoyutingdaotaneikuangaodeyuqi,jueqizui,dunxiashenzibazijidedongxibaoqi,touyebuhuidezhunbeilikai。

“wei,nihuilai,bawojiuqilai!nishizenmezuoshiqingde,nixinbuxinworangnilaozongchaoniyouyu!”moqiantiaozuishangyiranburaoren。

kexiaoyucaibuzaihu,tafanzhengshijianzhi,zuowanjintiandeshiqingjielegongzijiuzou,shuoshenmechaoyouyudehua,yagenweixiebudaota。

zheibenlaijiushiyisouhunyingongsidehaohuayoulun,daizhebinkezaihaishangjuxinghunli,shunbianrangzhongrenlaiyitanglvxing,yitangxialaikaixiaobufei。zhengshiyinweizheiyang,xiaoyucaihuilaizheilijianzhi。

bijinggongzibiqitadifangdougaohenduo,jiusuangongzuoxinkuyidianyemeiyouguanxi。

xiangqilaizheilijianzhidezhenzhengyuanyin,xiaoyudeyanshenyouandanlexialai,lveweibumandekanleshuizhongdenanrenyiyandao:“jirannizheimeyoubenshi,jiuzijipashanglai。”

moqiantiaoyuanyuandekanzhejiabanshangdenvrenxiaoshi,nuqichongchongdeyipaimianqiandehaishui,yangqiyidachuanjidangdeshuihua。

“xiaoyu,yaonibandongxiguolai,zenmezheimeman?”chuancanglichuanlaiyishengcuicu,xiaoyujiakuailezijidesudu,bashouzhongdedongxijiaojilehouqinzhuguan,youmabutingtidijixuzaijiabanshanglailaihuihui。

zheixiebeizishitamendanxinshouchao,teyinadaojiabanshangmianshaiyishai,zheicainahuiqujipushang。

yilaierquhaofeibushaorenli,jiuxuyaojigejianzhirenyuanlaizuo,danshiqiaojianxiaoyushoujiaomali,zhuguandaoyemeiyouqingqitaren,youzhexiaoyuyirenzuolelianggerendegongzuoliang,jitashuangbeidejianzhigongzi。

haoburongyitingxialai,xiaoyuzuozaichuancangnei,fanfanfufudemozhezijidejiushouji,shenseqichudekanzhemianqiandehaohuazhuangxiu。

zheiyangjingzhidehunli,dagaishitazuiyaobukejidemengxiang。tazheiyisheng,sihucongchushengjiudaishanglebeijusecai,zhijinbuzhidaozijideshenshiyejiubale。haoburongyizhangda,manmandexuehuilegengduodedongxi,neisuogueryuan,queyinweiyuanzhangchangnianbingtongchanshen,erjinbudebujiaoyutalaiguanli。

haoburongyizhaolegongzuo,ganggangfalegongzibujiu,yiweinenggouzhichengyiduanshijian,quewanquanmeiyouliaodao,nanpengyouhuizaizheigeshihou,chenjilaipianletayiba。

yinxingkalideqiandoubeinanyoujitizou,gueryuanlimianhaiyouneimeduodengzheshangxue,dengzhechifandexiaohaizi。zheixiekaixiaodoudeyouxiaoyulaixiangbanfa。

gueryuanxuyaoqianlaizhicheng,yexuyaorenlaiguanli。zheixieshiqingkunraozhexiaoyu,rangtanianqingderongyanshang,duolexiexulaochen。

xiaoyuyizhidoubuzhidao,taderongmaobiqihenduozhuangrongjingzhidenvren,duoleyifenlingqi,youqineiyishuangshuilingquecangsangdeyanmou,gengshizangzhexuduogushi,rangrenrenbuzhudexiangyaolejieta、zhaoguta。

yankanzhezheibiandegongzuoyijingchuliwanbi,xiaoyuzaicihuidaolejiabanshang,yangqitou,kanzhehaitianxiangjiededifang,luchuleyigewunaidexiaorong。

zhongwudeyangguangzhengshiciyan,yuminyehao,gongzuorenyuandouhao,yaobujiuxialechuan,yaobujiuyijingchuhai,wanquanmeiqitarenfaxianmoqiantiaodecunzai。

moqiantiaozaishuilipaolejiejinbangexiaoshi,youlaiyouquzhaonenggoushangqudedifang,queshiwanwanquanquanmeiyoufaxianyoushangqudeshengsuohuoshixiaochuan。zaigaowenxia,tadeqingxuyejianjianfanzaoqilai。

qidaibierenjiumeixiwang,zijiuyemeixi。

zhengzaicishi,moqiantiaozaicifaxianlejiabanbianshangdeneigenvren,angqibozidao:“nikuaijiuwoshangqu!fanggeshengzixialaijiukeyile!”

xiaoyuqiaojianmoqiantiaohaizaishuizhong,meitouyebuyoudejinsuoqilai,youxiejiaojiwen:“nizenmediaoxiaqule?wohaiyiweinishiquyouyongde。”

sheizhimoqiantiaoniuguolianqu,yilianbuleyi,xianranbuxianghuidayigeyongrendewenti。

“nijiuwoshangqujiukeyi,wenneimeduozuoshenme?”moqiantiaoyidiandoubuxiangshuochuluoshuiyuanyin,nuqichongchongdedengzhexiaoyu,jihudoukuaibaquanbuxiwangjituozaizheigesuweimoumiandenvrenshenshang。

zheigetaidu,haixiangzhewojiuren?

kandaoxiaoyuyouyu,moqiantiaozaicidao:“wei,nvren,yaoshinifangzhewobuguan,dengwoshanglaizhihou,jueduirangnizhidaoshenmejiaozuo……”

“weixiewoma?wobujiunishanglai,fanershenmedoubudanxin,dashuaige,dengzhebierenlaijiuniba。”xiaoyushuozhe,baibaishou,zaicilikai。

“bushiweixie!buguanzenmeshuo,nixianjiuwoshangqu!”moqiantiaoyouxiejiaoji,suiranjinlibaochizhezijidelizhi,kezaixiaoyudelvciwenxunzhong,yuqishizhongyouxiejizao。

xiaoyuwanzhezijidemawei,ruoyousuosidexianglexiang,yaoleyaotou。

“nijiaoshenmemingzi!”moqiantiaoyaoyaqiechidewen,dengzhidaotamingzile,haohaodezhengzhitayifan。

“wei--wei……nibiezou!”moqiantiaohanlejisangzi,zaishuilipaolezheimejiutilichabuduoyekuaihaojinle,heneigechounvrenshuohuayoutebiefeijing。

moqiantiaozijiyegandaoqiguai,yibaneryan,nvrenkandaotajueduihuiyiwofengdecoushanglai,xianzaizheigenvrenduitabulibucai,yidingyouzhebiedeyuanyin。

xiaoyusuiranzuishanghemoqiantiaojiangzui,quehaishidanxinzhetadeanwei,toutoudetongguochuancangshangdechuangkoukanlekanmoqiantiao。

tashenshanghaichuanzheyishenmolansedechenshan,toufayongshuimozaitoudingshang,bozijiansihuyoushenmedongxizaifanzheguang。

zheishendaban,yikanjiushidahurenjiadegongzige。congxiaodaodameishouguoshenmeweiqu,tingmoqiantiaoshuohuadeyuqixiaoyujiushengqi,ruguozheinanrenshaoshuoliangjuhua,tazaojiuxiangbanfabarenjijiuqilaile。