第1章 殿下诈尸了

“dianxiazhashile!”manwudenucailuanzuoyituan,chaochaorangrangde,biguonianhairenao。

jiuxiangshishuijueshiguozheyicenghouhoudeyuntuanbei,lvexianchenzhongdanbuweihe,roushendeganjueyuanlaishizheiyanga。

benshangxiandeyitiaotuiyijingkuachulediaogongjingzhideqiangmuguancai,kekandaozhongrenyifujianguiledeyangzi,youshanjierenyideshouhuilaile。

yumeidefanren,benshangxianbugennimenyibanjianshi。

hunluanzhong,yigegongzhuanglirenliangliangqiangqiangdepaojinlingtang,chouchouyeyedeshuo:“aliang,nikeshishebudeweiniang?jiurangbengongsuiniyiqiquba。”shuohuajian,renyijingdaoleguancaigenqian。

kanzheyanjingkudegenlantaosidexueguifei,womangshenshouquchan,qinqingguoranweida,bierendouduodeyuanyuande,taquebupawo。

bijingzhanlerenjiadeqiaozi,tirenanweiqinniangyeshilisuoyingdang,woyizhangzui,shuodadeyemingzhugululugunluoxialai,diaojinpudehouhoudeguancaili,fachuchenmendeshengyin。

nanguaiganggangzongjuedenalibuduijing,yuanlaihaihanzhezheilaoshenzi。xilexikoushui,woqingshenyiqiedeshuo:“muqinmoyaoshangxin,haierwohuoguolaile。”

xueguifeishitanzhemolemowodelian,zhongyuquedingwoshirenbushigui,mengdibawolouzaihuailifangshengdaku。

nvrenzhenshifan,erzisiqukuyizao,huolaiyouyaokuyizao。

gengzhongyaodeshixueguifeideshencaitaiyouliaole,benshangxianjintiezhetaxiongfudeneibanbianliankaishifatang。

“lingbeixiaotazenmeyangle?”wosuibianzhaogehuatijiewei,zuibabeiyemingzhuchengtaijiule,yishuohuazongganjuezuipiao。

xueguifeixianranshibawodezuipiaolijiechengyaoyale,dangjiehenhendeshuo:“aliang,nifangxin,wobuhuibianyileneigexiaochusheng,yidingbataqiandaowanguajinichuqi!”

tingyuqilingbeixiaohaimeisi,wofangxinle,xialaizhiqianduohelesimingxingjunyibeijiu,shengpalaibuji,yilushangjinganmangan,zongsuanmeidanwushi。

“muqin,lingbeixiaojiujiaojierchenchuliba。”wojiqiedeshuo。

xueguifeiluchuxinlingshenhuideshenqing,“yehao,suibiannizenmepaozhita,huangshangneibian,ziyoubengongtinidanzhe。”

wokuxiaoyisheng,zhidaogenyanqianzheiweijieshibutong,yemeibiyaojieshi。

ruguohuoguolaideshiyuanlaideyeliangdianxia,lingbeixiaoyoushitiaomingdoubugouzheiniangliangzhetengde。

kewobushiyeliang,woshiyuelao。

wobenshitiantingdesanxian,richangjiushiqianqianhongxian、hehexiaojiu,xiaoriziguodelaozirunle。

fanjianbushiyoujusuhuashuoxiaoyaosishenxianma,xingrongdejiushibenshangxian,ruguomeiyoubaiwuchangcongzhongdaoluandehua……

buzhidaocongshenmeshihouqi,baiwuchangkaishiyouyiwuyidegenbenshangxianguobuqu,woqianjiaogangjiyiduixiaoqingrenqianshanghongxian,jieguorenjiahaimeilaidejibaitangni,jiubeibaiwuchangneisiguolaishouleyihun,luodeyouqingrenyinyangyonggedexiachang。

baiwuchangcijubudanyingxianglewodejixiao,yedadajiangdilewodeshenghuopinzhi。

bansuizheyinyuandiandexianghuoqianyuelaiyueshao,benshangxianbeizhongdejiuyeyuelaiyuebo。

shikerenshubukeren,woqibuguojiuqudifuzhaobaiwuchanglilun,jieguoneisifanzhebaiyanyinyangguaiqideshuo,zaizhizhangshengshadaquandetamianqian,wojiushigedidi。

我呸!

dakendingshidabuguotale,danzankeyiwanyinde。

yuelaobufawei,nizhendangwoshifanshengde!

baiwuchang,niduibenshangxiandenengnaiyiwusuozhi!

huitiantingdelushang,wozaifanjianyudaoyizhixiaolanggou,tongtiyouheidemaoyouguangshuihuade,yaozheweibachaobenshangxianhaqi,haomeiyanlijiadeyangzi。

benshangxianshunjianlailelinggan,dangjibashenshangjinshengdesangenhongxianningchengyigu,jibaiwuchanghexiaolanggouqianlehongxian。

zheilianghuoyiyangdechoupiqi,waixingyoushiheibaipei,jianzhitianzaodishedeyidui。

kexibaofuyishishuang,diertianbaiwuchangjiutuozhexiaolanggoubawodeyuelaodianjizale。

wohenxintengdianzhongbaishe,guoquxianghuowangshengshi,zheixiejiashenbusuanshenme,kerujinbaibaiwuchangsuoci,benshangxianqionga!wolianmangchushouzulan,hunluanzhizhong,bangzhebaiwuchanghexiaolanggoudehongxianbeibengduan,lingsuidexiantouluoleyidi。

ranhouwoliangjiutanshangshile。

shifengtiantingzhenghuyujiaqiangbumenjianhezuo,gongchuanghexiexianjing,wogenbaiwuchangbeizhualedianxing。

hongxiansuixiao,quebunengshenqingbaofei,baiwuchangzuoweizuikuihuoshou,zhinengzailunhuiligunsanzao,zijibazheisangenhongxianshouyongle。

zhiyubenshangxian,zefuzeduculuoshi。

yushihu,baiwuchangtoutaichenglezhenbeihoushizi、dangchaoguojiuyelingbeixiao。wanlaiyibudewo,zhinengjiangexianchengdeshenfen,shifengdayanchaodedahuangziyeliangbaobi,qiaozihaimeilaidejixiazang,simingxingjunbianzaimingshushangmiangailejixing,chenjibawoanpaiguolaile。

duanledeneisangenhongxianyijingbeiwojiebohaole,zhishishangmiangedadiezhegeda,bixunchangdehongxianduanlexuduo,queyouculeshubei。bangzaibaiwuchangjiaoshangsuimianqiangnengyong,gongnengquedashouyingxiang。

lingbeixiaoyiguoruoguanzhinian,yuqingshishangjinghaosihaimeikaiqiao,yebuzhidaoshihongshengkede,haishizheisijiushitianshaguluandeming。

xueguifeikuleyitonghoushenqingqishuang,erzidefuhuoyoujitazhuruwuxiandedouzhi,lveweizhenglixiayirong,tazaidutourudaozuireaidegongdoushiyezhongqule。

erwozetangzaichuangshangxiuyang,naozhongpansuanzhexiayibudejihua。

wopingshicuoheqinglvzhixuyaobaliangrendejiaobangzaiyigenhongxianshangjiuhao,genbenbuxuyaoxiangfanjiandemeipoyiyangmainongkoushe,touyicixiajiceng,xinliduoshaoyouxietante。

xianglaixiangquyemeitouxu,benshangxianshigehuodaderen,bingbujizijizhizaoyali,zhuanerjuedingxianshiyingyixiafanjiandehuanjing。

bushibenshangxiantiaomaobing,fanrendebanshixiaolvzhendi,jiunayeliangdeqinsuixiaoshunlaishuoba,zhangdedaoshitingjilingde,wogangcaijiuhanele,denglebantianyebujiantasongchideguolai。

fuzhongjihuojianjianxiaotui,shieguojingle,benshangxianyoukaishifankun。

ai,fanrendeqiaozizhencuiruo。

banshuibanxingzhiji,turanerbianyire,yougewenrechaoshidedongxitiedaowoerchuishangle。

woheyitiao,gebozhouxiayishideyonglichaohoumianyiding。

“aiyou……dianxia,ninongtongrenjiale。”shengyinqianjiaobaimei,xunchangnanrentinglekendinggutoudousule。

benshangxiankebushixunchangnanren,wolishengwen:“nishishei?”

nvziwuzheduziwangdenglongchuzoujibu,huiandedengguangxialikeluchuyizhangjuemeidelian,peihezhexiumeiweicu,leiguangdiandian,haoyigewojianyouliandexiaomeiren。