第五章 想看笑话

“meimei!”qibageqinqidangzhong,zuixiankaikoudeshishenqingdebiaojiewangyuyan。

wangyuyanxiaomimideshangqian,guzuoqinnidelazhuleshenqingdeshou,keneishuangyanjingquediliuzhezaiqiaoqiaodaliangzheyipangdexueshouren。

wangyuyanzhidao,zheigexueshourenkebushigejiandandenanren。

shangbeizitajinchengyouxingjiandaoneiweikaixuanerguidedajiangjun,qizhegaotoudama,rongzhuangzaishen,yingwubufan。

wangyuyanyibeizidouwangbule,neirenjiushirujinshenqingshenbiandexueshouren!

shile,wangyuyanmeixiangdaojuranzhonghuoyishi。shangbeizijiajilegewonangnanren,qiongkuyibeizi。

rujinzhidaozheixueshourenjianglaihuishigedajiangjun,taganggangyuanyuankanguolaibianyijingshixinzhongyoudasuanle。

shenqingzheigechunhuoxianqixueshouren,neimebianshitadejihui。tayilushangjiangzheixiegegumayiniangjiaoshang,jiushiweilelaikanshenqingxiaohua。

erbeiwangyuyanlazhedeshenqingjiandaozheigebailianhuabiaojie,meitouyeshiqingbukewendezhouleyixia。

xiangdangchutadingzheyizhangchuchukeliandelian,shuoshiweitaxiangzhe,queyinweijiduzijimaomei,ernengbeiwanganyukanshang,meishaozaiandilishihuai。

suoyirujinzhonghuoyishi,suiranzhihouneixieshiqingdouhaiweifasheng,danshenqingzhidaozheigebiaojiebushigehaoren。

“meixiangdaobuguoshibanyueshijian,meimeijiuyijingchengqinle,yuanyiweimeimeihuitongneiwanggongzini,buguorujinkanlai,meifuyeshiyibiaorencai,bubiwanggongzichaya。”

wangyuyanmianlukexi,zaipangrentinglai,jiuhaoxiangshishenqingyuneiwanggongzicaishibanpeideyiduier。

shenqingyanpiyitiao,taiyanyikan,jiukanjianneixiegeqidagubadayijieshiyiliankanhaoxidikanzheziji。

zheibeizi,zijiyuwanganyujianmianyeyourenqiaojian,danaiyuzijiyuneiwanganyucongweiyoushenmelalachechedejudong,suoyiyebugannadaomingmianshanglaishuo。

rujinyourenzhudongtiqi,xiangbitamenneibaguazhihuozaojiushixiongxiongranshaole。

“aiyo,neiwanggongzizhiqianzaicunkoudeshihouwodaoyejianguo,zhangdezhenshijunnei。”

“ei,zheijiushinidebuduile,rujinzanmenzheixinnvxuyehao,zhangdezhuangshi,youdeshiliqini。”

“jiushia,zanmenzheishanyerenjiade,siwenyoushenmeyongya,nengganhuoercaizuiyaojinni。xiaoqinger,tinggumayijuhua,biexiangneigewanggongzile。”

qidagubadayigenzhebianshuoleqilai,tinglaishizaiquanweishenqing,dannagebushimianshangdaizhechaoxiaozhiyi。

wangyuyanzhidaoshenqingzuishiyanexueshourenshigecumanzhiren,rujinzheixiegeqinqizheimeshuo,kebujiushizaianfengzhexueshourenjiushigetounaojiandan,sizhifadaderenma。

shenqingyijingbuzaishiqianshineigeshenmedoubudongdexiaoguniangle,wangjianeixiegegouxindoujiaotayelingjiaoguo,suoyizheierrendehuayutaeryanbuguoshixiaoerke。

zhishitaxianxiaweiyipadejiushixueshourentinglexinzhongbutongkuai,yuzijiyoulejiedi。tamenderizicaigangkaishi,ruoshicikebeirentiaobolixin,neihaidele!

yushibianzhouzhemeitou,jijididuiwangyuyanshuodao:“biaojiekuaibiezheimeshuo,woyuneiwanggongzibingwubandianganxi!”

jier,shenqingzhuantoukanxianglexueshouren,yanzhongyouxiehaipahedanxin,shengpaxueshourenzhendejiuxiangxintamendehuale。