tayanliyouleihuashanshuo，huoxuyoujifenzhenqing，danxuweizhanledatou，
tazheiyifanhua，wufeishibawohetabangzaiyiqi，
napawomenliangyihouzaimeiguanxi，
bierentiqiguhuaize，zonghuidaishangyijuzhoujiaguniangdeqiannanyou，tajiuzidailiuliang。
好算盘。
woxianedekanleyiyanfengkuangdaoyifulingluandeta，zhaoshoujiaolaibaoan，batarenglechuqu。
tongshishengming，wozhoujiabuhuihezheigerenyourenhelaiwang。
yejiuyiweizhe，jintianlaicanjiayanhuidesuoyouren，doubuhuiheguhuaizeyouhezuo。
yanhuijieshu，wohechuyaozhunbeilikaideshihou，guhuaizehaishouzaimenkou。
takanjianwo，jiuxizhongyan，
zhishizheicimeileneimeduodeguanzhong。
wonaixinquanwu，“guhuaize，nihaizhenshiyitiaoshishiwudehaogou。”
“nihunlishangpaoxiawodeshihouzenmemeixiangguozheiyitian?hechenyouranshangchuangdeshihouzenmebuhouhui?”
kanzheliansezhujianbianbaideguhuaize，woyansudegaosuta：“bieshuoshenmenihewodejia，zhenexin。”
“haiyou，wohenishizaiyiqiguo，danneijiniandeshihougenbenjiubushiwohechuyaoxiangchudelingtou，niyiweiwodangshiweishenmehuixuanzeni?”
guhuaizemuguangkongdong，zuichunzhandou：“bie，biezheimeshuo......woqiuni......”
“nibuhuizhenjuedeyourenshanzhenhaiweichinile，huixuanzeqingzhouxiaocaiba?”
搞笑。
womeizailihuixinrusihuideguhuaize，shangcheliqu。
yuchenyourancajianerguoshi，woxiaozhefengcita：“kuainunulishangweiba，zongbunengmeilewo，haiyouxiayigewoba～”
wozhidaowoxiaorendezhidezuilianchoulou，danneidoubujiwocengjingfennuhechirudebaifenzhiyi，
bijing，ruguomeiyouchuyao，wozhendexiangyaoyaojiajiguhuaize。