第一章生日宴
yujiangyuzhedinghunsannian,tazaiwaifengliubuduan,congweizhengyanqiaowo。
shenzhizongrongbiedenvrenshangmentiaoxin。
houlai,canjiayichangshengriyanshi,tadaizhebaiyueguanglaiwogenqiantiaoxin。
wobudongshengsediluchulewumingzhidejiezhi。
“baoqian,wolaogongzhanyouyuqiang,buxihuanwogenbiedenanrenshuohua。”
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baofangnei,jiangyuzhedemeiyujiantouzhewujindexiyue,yishuangmingliangdeyanmouli,shanshuozhexinxiruokuangdeguangmangzhengweizhetakaixindechangzheshengrige。
wozhidao,jintianshishenanhuaideshengri,wobenbugailaizheigedifang。
kejiangyuzhequeguyidayigedianhuaguolai,rangwobatadedinghunjiezhijidaiguolai,zhishitayijuqingmiaodanxiedewangjile。
tajingchangzheiyanggan,wufeijiushixiangqiyiqiwo。youshihoushizaijiuba,louzhegezhongbutongleixingdenvshengyikouyigebaobei,shenshanghunzhedebutongrangrenbiyangdexiangshuiwei。
dengdaowolaidaojiubashi,youxiangdajiajieshaozhewo。
yikouyigedasao,jiaodetiantiande,kewobingmeiyoujuedewanfendegaoxing,zhijuedezhenggesixufenluanwuzhang,tongchubianruchaoshuibanxilai,rangrenwufaziba。
womeicidoujitashuozhe,zheishizuihouyicizuihouyici。
kewozijiquexiangyigexiaochouyiyang,buyanqifandejitasongleyiciyouyici,tayequxiaolewoyiciyouyici。
womingzhidaozheiyangdexingweibukequ,wodexinmeicidoulizhidejiaowobuyaoqusong。lianggefuzadexiaorenzaixinzhongdajia,danzuihouwohaishixuanzetuoxie。
woyongyicicidetuoxieqiqiunenghuanhuitadelangzihuitou,napazhishihuiguotoulaikanwoyiyanyehao。
kezheiciwofangxiale,wojuedingzhezheishizuihouyicile。wojingliguotaiduocideshiwang,shenzhiyijingdaolejuewangdedibu,wuzhu、mimang、shiluodeganshou,xiangshibeishijiesuoyiqi,zhaobudaoguishugan。
qichedemingdishengrangwozhujianqingxingguolai。
wozhanzaimenwaiganshouzhechunmoxiachudailaideweifeng,suiranyijingruxiakewoquemeiyouganjuedaosisidenuanyi,zhijuedequanshendexueyedaoliubingliangcigu。
daidaogeshengwanbidajiafenhaodangao,wocaishitanxingdeqiaoleqiaomenjinqu。
tamenhaobuzaiyichuxiandeshiwo,yedui,bijingzaiyiqianruguojiangyuzheshifenzhongmeiyouhuifuwodeweixin,wojiuhuiduitasuoyoudepengyouaigedadianhuakuanghonglanzha。
baogenwendidejiangjiangyuzhejiwenchulai,rangtakuaidianhuijia。zineiyihou,jiangyuzhedouduozhewo,qunalibuhewobaobei,tadexiongdimenyehuibangtayinman。
jiuxiangtaqinkougaosuwodeneiyang,“nizhibuzhidaozijihenfanren,yihoumeishenmeshibuyaozhaowole。”
woshenzhihaihetazhengbianzhe,“shiyinweigenwozaiyiqiweiqunilema,haishigenwozaiyiqizheimejiu,nizaojiuyanfanle?”
“niyitianyishenyiguide,nengbunengbuyaoquxiangzheimeduo。shihuagennishuoba,buzhiwoyigeren,woshenbiandesuoyouxiongdipengyoumendoubuxihuanni,niyinggaizhidaode。ruguobushiyinweinimenjiayouqian,womenshigenbenbuhuizoudaozheiyibude。
womenlianggebenjiushilianggeshijiederen,womenzoudeshiliangtiaolu。”
neigeshihouwohaitianzhendeyiweitazhishikoushixinfei,tingxinlebierenshuodedashiqinmashiaidehuangyan,juedetashizhenzhenqieqiedezaihuwo。
zhidaotayiciyouyicidejiangwodezhenxinnianyazaijiaodi,yiciyouyicideshitanwodedixian,yiciyouyicihaobuyouyudejiangwotuijibieren。
wocaizhidao,womendedinghunzhibuguoshiyichangwanxiao。zheigewanxiaokeyisuishirangtacitongwo,yinweitazhidaowoyouduomedeaita。
siyue,yinweizaisiyuesheng。bamajiwoqumingjiaoxusiyue,nishirenjiansiyuetiandeneigesiyue。
kewobushijiangyuzhedesiyuetian,zaitayanli,wozhishiyigefuzuotachenggongdeshangyefama。
shizhiwuwei,qizhikexi。
kejintian,mingmingyeshiwodeshengri。
jiangyuzhesihaomeiyouxiangqiguanyuwodeshenme,ershixingzhiangrandezaozaoguihuahaoruhequjitaguoshengri,zhishaozaiyigeyuezhiqianjiukaishiqidaizhe,ruhejishenanhuaiyigejingxi。
wokanzhetaweibiedenvrenfuchujihuazhejingxi,xinlisuansuandeganjuerangwopangfozhishenyulingyigechongmanlewushengkuqideshijie。
chumenqian,wohaidishengdekenqiuzhetajintianwanshangnengbunengpeiwochifan。
ketatouyebutai,shengyinlengbingbingdeyemeishenmewendu,zhishirangwobieguanzheta,zheishitadeziyou。
yedui,tadeziyou,shishenanhuaideshengri。
takeyishishuyurenheren,danweidubushishuyuwode。
shenanhuaizaitaxinmuzhongdediweishiwoxiangdouxiangbudaode,woshiyizhijingdizhiwa,yiaiweiminghuadiweilao,zuihouquebeikunzaizheiyifangtiandi,jiujiudebuyuanyiliqu。。
shenanhuaidapolezheichangnaoju,tachaowohuilehuishou,rangwozuozaitamenliangdezhongjian。wojujueletadehaoyi,bingbiaoshiwozhishisongjiezhijiuzou。
“jiezhi,shenmejiezhi?qiuhunjiezhima?!”
“zhegenizhongyushedequanhuaile!”
“nishenmeshihoukaiqiaolea,yishanglaijiujiwomenyigedajingxi。”
wobeishenanhuaiqiangyingdelazaizuoweishang,genbenbujiwoyidianfanbodejihui。tahaiyikouyigesaozidejiaozhewo,mingbaizhejiushizaiwodeshangkoushangsayan。
jiulianjiangyuzheshenbiandexiongdidouconglaimeiyoujiaoguowosaozi,tazheiyangjiaowo,zhouweiderenmianmianxiangqu,xixisusudetouzhexiao。
bijingtamenconglaimeiyoubawodangchengsaozi,zaitamenyanliwozuiduobuguoshijiangyuzhedetiangoueryi。
zhengzhujiaoshangsaozi,zheigexiaohuahaizhenyoudianbiezhi,shenanhuaishidongderuhe**wode。
zhijiashenshendeqianrushouzhanglimian,wozhuangzuowusuoweideyangzi。
jiangyuzhebawanzheshoushangdejiezhi,guzuowanweidexiaoleqilai,kanlekanwo。
“nijitamenjieshaojieshao?burannihuijiayouyaoshuowoduinibuhaole,wokeshizhuanmenrangnizouyitangsongjiezhiguolai,biaomingwoyijingdinghunle!
wohaisuanainideba,zheimezhongdadechangherangnibajiezhidaiguolai,zheizenmebunengsuanwomenaidejiejingni。
niyekandaolejintianshishenanhuaideshengri,niyebuyaosaoledajiadexingle。nijizijidiulianjiusuanle,kenizaiwaihaishihewodinghunleya,nidaibiaodeyesuanjiangjia!”
jiangyuzhebadinghunlezheijigeziyaodejiweizhong,jiuhaoxiangshiguyiweilekanxiaohuayiyang。quanzilidesuoyourendouzhidao,jiangyuzhezaihewodinghunzhihoujiumeiyoulexiaoxi。
waimianderendouquxiaozhexujiaxiajiajiangjia,dinghunsannian,yidianjiehundexiaoxidoufangbuchulai。
buzhidaodehaiyiweijiangyuzhebuxihuanxusiyue,haishiliangjiayoushenmemimixieyi,zongzhifanzhengliangrenjiehundexiaoxichichimeiyoudongjing。
queshi,tamenshuozhongle。jiangyuzhequeshibuxihuanwo,taconglaidoumeiyouzhengyanqiaoguowo,yinweitadexinsiquanzaishenanhuaishenshang。
taguaiwoqiangzouleshuyushenanhuaideai,juedewoshizuibukeshedeeren。
taguaixujiahuohailejiangjia,haidetazaineiyinianzhinei,meilebama。
zhiyaoshiyoucuo,neiyiqiedoushiyinweiwo,wojiushineigezuikuihuoshou。