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dinghunhouweihunfudaiwoqutiaoxuanhunyanjiudian,quedingriqideshihou,taquebahunlishijiandingzaiqingmingjiedangtian。

wowenweihunfushibushikancuorizile。

taquexiaozhegaosuwo:“womashuoqingmingjiejiuxibianyi。”

“womashuonibawozhaoguhaocaishizuizhongyaode,bujiushiyidunfan,natianchibuyiyang。”

“duilehunyanshoudefenziqianzanmendoutongyijiaojiwoma,dengnixuehuidangxianqiliangmu,womazairangniguanjia。”

我整个人麻了。

1、

wozhouzhemeitouzhanzaiyuandi,kanzheyanqiandeweihunfuchenyuanzhoujihubuganxiangxinzijideerduo。

kechenyuanzhousihaomeiyouzhuyidaowodeqingxu,haishiziguzidijixushuo。

“womashuole,yihoutalaizanmenjiagenzhewomenyiqizhu,dengnihuaiyunshenghaizihainengbangzhezhaoyingdian。”

“jiayouyilaoruyouyibao,zanmenliangdegongziyihoujiushangjiaojiwoma,ranhoumeigeyuezaijita5000kuaiqiandeshenghuofei。”

“haiyoua,baobei,weilegennijiehunwomenjiayijinghualebushaoqianle,zheicijiehundejiuxiqiannengbunenggennibamashuoyixia,rangtamenfu,fanzhengnishidushengzinv,tamendeqianyihouyeshizanmende。”

chenyuanzhouyueshuowoyuejuedehunshenbingleng,xinkouxiangduleyikuaishitou,houlongzhongxiangyanleyigechongziyiyangdeexin。

woxianzaizhongyulijieleweishenmeyouzheimeduorenhuizaibeihundezhongtuxuanzefenshoule。

“wobuxiangzaiqingmingjieneitianjiehun,yebuxiangbaqiandoujinimaguan。nibushishuohunlideshidoutingwode?”

chenyuanzhouyileng,zuijiaogouqigangadexiaorong。

“womajiwoyangdaburongyi,zanmenjiudangxiaoshundoutingtade,dengjiehunyihou,laopowoshenmedoutingnide……”

“wobasidezao,shiwomayoudangdieyoudangmade,niyeshinvren,niyidingnengmingbaitadeburongyide……”

benlaidangzhemoshengrenmianwobuxiangfahuo,keshitingjiantadehua,woshizaishirenbuzhule。

“nimafuyangnizhangda,nibaodatashiyinggaide,meibiyaobaxiaoxinwaibaojiwo,kuangqieqingmingjieshishenmerizinimabuzhidao?”

“qingmingjiejiehunzheishishinimachudezhuyiba,chenyuanzhoucongjuedingjiehundaoxianzainimayizhidouzailimianchanhe,tadaodishixiangyaoganshenme!”

2、

chenyuanzhoutingjianwoshuotama,sangmenyixiazijiubaleqilai。

“woshenweirenzixiaoshunmamayouwentima?wochenyuanzhoubunengqulexifuwangleniang,zaishuowomadoushihaoxin,shinineixinyinan,bieshenmeshidouguaizaitadeshenshang。”

“xiaxia,niyihoujiushiwomenchenjiadexifule,nidexuezhexiaoshunwoma。”

tingdaozheiwojiuyijingtoudale,qidehunshendouzhandou。

wozhidaochenyuanzhoumamajitayangdaburongyi,taxintengzijimamawukehoufei,danshiyebunengbaxiaoxinwaibaojiwo。

bingqiejiehunzheijianshishirenshengdashi,sheiyebunengyinweishengqianfanerxuanzeqingmingjiedangtianbanhunli。

woyayizhuxinlideqingxudaduanta:“jirannixintengnima,neihaiqulaopoganma,gennimaguoyibeizijiuhaole,zheiyangbushigengshengqian。”

chenyuanzhouyibajiangwolouzaihuaili。

“womayoubukenenggenwoyibeizi,tadouneimedanianjile,shigaixiangqingfudenianjile,zanmenjiuyinggaihaohaoxiaoshunta。”

“baobeinifangxin,zhiyaonihaohaozhaoguwoma,womenyidingbuhuikuidainide。”

“neijiranyaoxiaoshunfumu,neibawobamayejielaiyiqizhuba,zheiyangbushigenghao。”

chenyuanzhouzhijielishengjujue:“neibuxing,zanmenjiabenlaijiuxiao,zhaolaizheimeduorenzenmezhu,kuangqienijiajinwomenjiajiushiwomenchenjiaderen,yihouyebiezonghuiniangjia。”

tingdaozhei,wodexueyatengdeyixiajiushanglaile。

“chenyuanzhounishuodeshirenhua?qingmingjiejiehunwokendingbutongyi,yaoburanzanmenjiuyipailiangsan。”

jianwozaiwaimianmeiyoujitamianzi,chenyuanzhoudelianyixiazijiuheile。

tabawoladaoyibian,yuqifanzao。

“qinqipengyoudouzhidaowomenyaojiehunle,niyinweibuxiangyangwomashuobujiehunjiubujiehunle,nirangwomianziwangnage。”

“nibamashentidoutinghao,tiantianhainengyoushanwanshui,nalixuyaozanmenzhaogu。”

“kuangqie,nijiajiwojiudeyiwomenjiaweizhu,niyiqianneixiegongzhupiqidougaiyigai。”

zheixiehua,wohaiyoushenmebudongde。

chenyuanzhourenweijilewojia3wankuaidecaili,jiudengyubawomaiduanhuijia。

rangwobawozhuwobamadeqian,haibawodangchenglesihoutamademianfeibaomu。

shenzhizailingwanzhengzhihourangwoyibeiziyicidehunlizaiqingmingjieban。

duohuasuanle,jiyaoyouyao,qiandoubawozaizijideshouli。

erjintianbuguojiushiganyazishangjia,yaobushiwozhiyigenzhelai,xiangbitamenjiuzijizuozhudinglejiehunriqi。

woyizhiheizhelian,jinzhouzhemeitou。

chenyuanzhoukanzhewo,yushifangruanleyuqi。

“xiaxia,zanmenjiehunwoyijingdoutaokongjiadile,nijiudangbangbangwo,nandaonijiuxianggangjiehunjiugenwochikangyancaima?”

“zhiyaowomenlianggezaiyiqimeitiandoushiqingrenjiede,jiehundianlijiushigexingshi,meibiyaojuniyushibushiqingmingjie。”

“fanzhengniyebushizhongshiyishiganxurongdenvhai,guai,zanmenzheijiujiaoqianbajiudiandingleba!”

yaobushixianzaizaijiudianli,youdangzhemoshengrendemian,fouzewozhenxianghenhendishantayibazhang。

chenyuanzhouzhenyiweilinglezhengjiunengnaniewole。

hezhewojiajitazhihoujiuyaochedidisihoutahetama?

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woyebuxiangzaigentazhengbian,dingzhetadeyanjing,yiziyijudishuo:

“rangwotuoxiebiranbukeneng,qingmingjiezhinengjinisongzhong,jiehunjuebukeneng!”

3、

huoxushikanchuwozhendeshengqile,youhuozheshichenyuanzhoubuxiangzaiwairenmianqiandiulemianzi。

tagenzhewoshenhoulikaifandian,yilushangwomenzhijianzaiyemeiyoujiaotan,wobatafangdaolukoujiukaichehuidaogongsi。

manghuoleyihui,jiutingjianbangongshihuikequyourenzaidachaodanao。

qichuwobingmeiyouzaiyi,zhishigenzhexiaozuchengyuancanjiajinqigongzuohuizongdehuiyi。

piankehou,qiantaixiaomeijicongcongdipaodaowodemianqian。

“xiaxiajie,nipopozainanao,feiderangnichuqu,shuoshenmenibuxiaoshun,hai……haidashoudajiao。”

yinweijintianhuiyoudalingdaolaishicha,woganjinpaodaowaimian,kanjianchenyuanzhoudemamazhoulijuan。

tameitoujinjinningchengyigesijie,shuangyandengdeliuyuan,ehenhendikanzhewo,biezhedezuichunkuaisukaihe,shuohuashihouboziyishenyisuo,huotuotuoyifudeliburaorendemoyang。

“ayi,shiyoushenmeshima,ninzenmelaile。”

zhoulijuandemeimaoshunjianshuleqilai,yanjinglishanshuozhexionghendeguang,sisidikanzhewo。

ranhoubashoubiandelianggekuaidibaoguodiudaowodemianqian。

xianhongdeneiyizhijierenzaiwodetoushang,wowanggoudehunxieyediaozaidishang。

“nikankanni,zenmezheimebuhuiguorizi,jiuzheiyixiaokuaibujiuyaojibaikuai,haiyouzheixie,wokanjiangouwuxiaopiaole,yao1000kuai。”

“wodetiana,nizenmezheimebaijia,haiyounimaizheimeshangfengbaisudedongxijiushiweilegouyinwoerzi。”

“womenyuanzhouyihoukeshiyaodanglingdaoderen,niyaoshibatashentigaohuailewokebunengfangguoni。”

“ganjintuidiao,haiyouwotingshuonibutongyiwoerzidejuedinga,nimenlingdaoni,wodezhaonimenlingdaotantan!”

4、

yanqiandezheiyiqie,rangwoxiangzhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

zhouweiweiguandetongshiyuelaiyueduo,wodelianshuadiyixiazijiuhongle。

danshixiangzhetabijingshichenyuanzhoudemama,wozhinengnaizhexingzijieshi。

“ayi,zheixiedongxidoushiwohuazijideqianmaide,jiehunriqiwomenxiangzhaogehaorizi,qingmingjiequeshibutaishihe。”

zhoulijuantingleshunjianzhamao。

“nideqian?nidoushiwomenchenjiaderen,nideqianhuadeqianziranyeshiwomenjiade,haiyoujiajisuijijiagousuigou,nishenmedoudetingninanrende。”

“wokannijiushishangbanshangdexinyele,ganjingenwohuijiabeiyun,zaodiankaizhisanye。”

tayibianshuohua,yibianyongshouzhizhewo,lianshangdejiroudouyinweifennuerniuqu,tuomoxingziluanfei。

shuodehuayeyuelaiyuenanting,kanzheshijiandalingdaojiuyaolaile,zhoulijuanzaizheimenaoxiaqu,wodegongzuofeiyaonaomei。

jiranwoguanbuleta,neijiurangtaerzilai。

woganjinjichenyuanzhoudadianhua,haimeidengdaojietongjiuzhijieguaduan。

meibanfayoujitadeshejiaoruanjianfayuyinfashipin,yegenbenmeiyouhuiying。

zhoulijuanhaoxiangyishidaowozaizhaochenyuanzhou。

zhijieshangqianqiangzouwodeshoujizhijieshuaizaidishang。

wozhijiedailengzhule,yibatuikaizhoulijuan,ranhoudixiatoujianqishouji,kezheigeshihoutaquezhijiezuozaidishangsapodagun。

“aiyo,aiyo,erxifudalaopopole,aiyo,jiamenbuxinga,jiamenbuxingzhaolezheimeyigesangmenxing!”

tadekunaoshengchaodewoxiangfafeng,yipangdetongshihexiashudouzaikanrennao,wodexintiaojiasuxinkouchuanbushanglaiqi。

daoxianzaizheigedibu,wozhendezhijiekandongle,jiuyinweiwomeiyoudayingchenyuanzhoudeyaoqiutajiurangtamadaowodegongsilaidanao。

xiangyongzheizhongbanfarangwotuoxie,xiangrangwoshenbaiminglie?

jiuzaizheigeshihou,dalingdaochenzongcongwaimianjinlai,ganghaokanjianzheiyangyimu。

5、

zhoulijuankanzhedajiademuguang,ganshoudaoyanqianderenyidingbuputong,zhijieguidaolingdaomianqianhaotaodaku。

“ninshigaonianxiadelingdaoba,aiyouaiyou,nikuaiguanguannishouxiadeyuangongba,datingguangzhongzhixiadeqifulaonianrena。”

“erqie,erqietasishenghuohunluan,wopashijianzhangleyingxiangnimengongsidefazhana……”

tayueshuoyuelipu,shenzhihaizaoqiwodehuangyao。

wokanzhechenzongdelianseyuelaiyueleng,xintiaosudujiakuai,zhenggerenjiukuaiyaotandaozaidi。

zhijianchenzongzoushangqian,yibalazhuwodeshou,xiaozheshiyiwobuyaohaipa。

“nianxiashiwomengongsizuiyouxiudeyuangong,niwodoushinvren,zenmekeyiyongzheimeedudehuaqurumanidezhunerxifu。”

wodeyanleishuadiyixiajiuluoxiale,zaichenzongdeshiyixiagongsianbaozhijiexuanzelebaojing。

zhoulijuanyijiumamalielie,queyebuganzaifangsi。

jingchagangdao,chenyuanzhouxiangdedaolexiaoxiyiyanggandaolewodegongsi。

tajinzhouzhemeitou,zhenggerendoubiaoxiandeduiwoshifendebumanyi。

zhijieyongshouzhuazhuwodeshouwan。

“gaonianxianishenmeyisi,womahaoxinhaoyilaigongsikanni,nijingranzhaojingchazhuata。”

“nizhibuzhidaowomashentibuhao,yaoshitayoushenmehaodai,woyidingbufangguoni。”

“ganjingenwomadaoqian,ranhougenjingchajieshiqingchu。”

wobeinongdehenteng,quegenbenwufazhengtuo。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,yipangdetongshixiaoweifenfenbupingdibatayibatuikai。

“nizhibuzhidaonimazenmemawomengaozuzhangde,zheishigongsibushinimenjiacaishichang。”

“zaishuoshouweiqudeshiwomendezuzhang,nibudanbuanweihairangtadaoqian,weileshengqianjingranqingmingjiejiehun,nimenyijiahaizhenbuyaolian!”

tingjianweileqingmingjiejiehunshengqianzheijianshi,zaichangdetongshi、jingchadouxiangtamenmuziliangtoulaibiyidemuguang。

chenyuanzhoujuedemianzishangguobuqu,lazhewodeshou,xiaoshengdibiaodabuman。

“xiaxia,womayebushiguyide,tajiushijuedeyouxieshihounitailangfeile,jinidadianhuaniyoubujie。”

“zheitacaishanggongsizhaonixianghaohaotantande,sheizhidaonaochuzheimedadewulong。”

“wotiwomagennidaoqianhaibuxinga,nijiubiewuliqunaolexingbuxinga。”

womianwubiaoqingdikanzhetamen。

“daodishisheiwuliqunao,nimenganjinzaiwodeyanqianxiaoshi,chenyuanzhouwoyaogennilihun。”

zhoulijuanzuozaidishangchouqi,zaitaerzimianqiandaqibuganchu。

erchenyuanzhoujiangzaiyuandi,miansehenshinankan。

taehenhendidengzhewo,danaiyuxianchangrentaiduo,youyoujingcha,zuizhongshenmedoumeiyoushuo。