dinghunhouweihunfudaiwoqutiaoxuanhunyanjiudian,quedingriqideshihou,taquebahunlishijiandingzaiqingmingjiedangtian。
wowenweihunfushibushikancuorizile。
taquexiaozhegaosuwo:“womashuoqingmingjiejiuxibianyi。”
“womashuonibawozhaoguhaocaishizuizhongyaode,bujiushiyidunfan,natianchibuyiyang。”
“duilehunyanshoudefenziqianzanmendoutongyijiaojiwoma,dengnixuehuidangxianqiliangmu,womazairangniguanjia。”
我整个人麻了。
1、
wozhouzhemeitouzhanzaiyuandi,kanzheyanqiandeweihunfuchenyuanzhoujihubuganxiangxinzijideerduo。
kechenyuanzhousihaomeiyouzhuyidaowodeqingxu,haishiziguzidijixushuo。
“womashuole,yihoutalaizanmenjiagenzhewomenyiqizhu,dengnihuaiyunshenghaizihainengbangzhezhaoyingdian。”
“jiayouyilaoruyouyibao,zanmenliangdegongziyihoujiushangjiaojiwoma,ranhoumeigeyuezaijita5000kuaiqiandeshenghuofei。”
“haiyoua,baobei,weilegennijiehunwomenjiayijinghualebushaoqianle,zheicijiehundejiuxiqiannengbunenggennibamashuoyixia,rangtamenfu,fanzhengnishidushengzinv,tamendeqianyihouyeshizanmende。”
chenyuanzhouyueshuowoyuejuedehunshenbingleng,xinkouxiangduleyikuaishitou,houlongzhongxiangyanleyigechongziyiyangdeexin。
woxianzaizhongyulijieleweishenmeyouzheimeduorenhuizaibeihundezhongtuxuanzefenshoule。
“wobuxiangzaiqingmingjieneitianjiehun,yebuxiangbaqiandoujinimaguan。nibushishuohunlideshidoutingwode?”
chenyuanzhouyileng,zuijiaogouqigangadexiaorong。
“womajiwoyangdaburongyi,zanmenjiudangxiaoshundoutingtade,dengjiehunyihou,laopowoshenmedoutingnide……”
“wobasidezao,shiwomayoudangdieyoudangmade,niyeshinvren,niyidingnengmingbaitadeburongyide……”
benlaidangzhemoshengrenmianwobuxiangfahuo,keshitingjiantadehua,woshizaishirenbuzhule。
“nimafuyangnizhangda,nibaodatashiyinggaide,meibiyaobaxiaoxinwaibaojiwo,kuangqieqingmingjieshishenmerizinimabuzhidao?”
“qingmingjiejiehunzheishishinimachudezhuyiba,chenyuanzhoucongjuedingjiehundaoxianzainimayizhidouzailimianchanhe,tadaodishixiangyaoganshenme!”
2、
chenyuanzhoutingjianwoshuotama,sangmenyixiazijiubaleqilai。
“woshenweirenzixiaoshunmamayouwentima?wochenyuanzhoubunengqulexifuwangleniang,zaishuowomadoushihaoxin,shinineixinyinan,bieshenmeshidouguaizaitadeshenshang。”
“xiaxia,niyihoujiushiwomenchenjiadexifule,nidexuezhexiaoshunwoma。”
tingdaozheiwojiuyijingtoudale,qidehunshendouzhandou。
wozhidaochenyuanzhoumamajitayangdaburongyi,taxintengzijimamawukehoufei,danshiyebunengbaxiaoxinwaibaojiwo。
bingqiejiehunzheijianshishirenshengdashi,sheiyebunengyinweishengqianfanerxuanzeqingmingjiedangtianbanhunli。
woyayizhuxinlideqingxudaduanta:“jirannixintengnima,neihaiqulaopoganma,gennimaguoyibeizijiuhaole,zheiyangbushigengshengqian。”
chenyuanzhouyibajiangwolouzaihuaili。
“womayoubukenenggenwoyibeizi,tadouneimedanianjile,shigaixiangqingfudenianjile,zanmenjiuyinggaihaohaoxiaoshunta。”
“baobeinifangxin,zhiyaonihaohaozhaoguwoma,womenyidingbuhuikuidainide。”
“neijiranyaoxiaoshunfumu,neibawobamayejielaiyiqizhuba,zheiyangbushigenghao。”
chenyuanzhouzhijielishengjujue:“neibuxing,zanmenjiabenlaijiuxiao,zhaolaizheimeduorenzenmezhu,kuangqienijiajinwomenjiajiushiwomenchenjiaderen,yihouyebiezonghuiniangjia。”
tingdaozhei,wodexueyatengdeyixiajiushanglaile。
“chenyuanzhounishuodeshirenhua?qingmingjiejiehunwokendingbutongyi,yaoburanzanmenjiuyipailiangsan。”
jianwozaiwaimianmeiyoujitamianzi,chenyuanzhoudelianyixiazijiuheile。
tabawoladaoyibian,yuqifanzao。
“qinqipengyoudouzhidaowomenyaojiehunle,niyinweibuxiangyangwomashuobujiehunjiubujiehunle,nirangwomianziwangnage。”
“nibamashentidoutinghao,tiantianhainengyoushanwanshui,nalixuyaozanmenzhaogu。”
“kuangqie,nijiajiwojiudeyiwomenjiaweizhu,niyiqianneixiegongzhupiqidougaiyigai。”
zheixiehua,wohaiyoushenmebudongde。
chenyuanzhourenweijilewojia3wankuaidecaili,jiudengyubawomaiduanhuijia。
rangwobawozhuwobamadeqian,haibawodangchenglesihoutamademianfeibaomu。
shenzhizailingwanzhengzhihourangwoyibeiziyicidehunlizaiqingmingjieban。
duohuasuanle,jiyaoyouyao,qiandoubawozaizijideshouli。
erjintianbuguojiushiganyazishangjia,yaobushiwozhiyigenzhelai,xiangbitamenjiuzijizuozhudinglejiehunriqi。
woyizhiheizhelian,jinzhouzhemeitou。
chenyuanzhoukanzhewo,yushifangruanleyuqi。
“xiaxia,zanmenjiehunwoyijingdoutaokongjiadile,nijiudangbangbangwo,nandaonijiuxianggangjiehunjiugenwochikangyancaima?”
“zhiyaowomenlianggezaiyiqimeitiandoushiqingrenjiede,jiehundianlijiushigexingshi,meibiyaojuniyushibushiqingmingjie。”
“fanzhengniyebushizhongshiyishiganxurongdenvhai,guai,zanmenzheijiujiaoqianbajiudiandingleba!”
yaobushixianzaizaijiudianli,youdangzhemoshengrendemian,fouzewozhenxianghenhendishantayibazhang。
chenyuanzhouzhenyiweilinglezhengjiunengnaniewole。
hezhewojiajitazhihoujiuyaochedidisihoutahetama?
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woyebuxiangzaigentazhengbian,dingzhetadeyanjing,yiziyijudishuo:
“rangwotuoxiebiranbukeneng,qingmingjiezhinengjinisongzhong,jiehunjuebukeneng!”
3、
huoxushikanchuwozhendeshengqile,youhuozheshichenyuanzhoubuxiangzaiwairenmianqiandiulemianzi。
tagenzhewoshenhoulikaifandian,yilushangwomenzhijianzaiyemeiyoujiaotan,wobatafangdaolukoujiukaichehuidaogongsi。
manghuoleyihui,jiutingjianbangongshihuikequyourenzaidachaodanao。
qichuwobingmeiyouzaiyi,zhishigenzhexiaozuchengyuancanjiajinqigongzuohuizongdehuiyi。
piankehou,qiantaixiaomeijicongcongdipaodaowodemianqian。
“xiaxiajie,nipopozainanao,feiderangnichuqu,shuoshenmenibuxiaoshun,hai……haidashoudajiao。”
yinweijintianhuiyoudalingdaolaishicha,woganjinpaodaowaimian,kanjianchenyuanzhoudemamazhoulijuan。
tameitoujinjinningchengyigesijie,shuangyandengdeliuyuan,ehenhendikanzhewo,biezhedezuichunkuaisukaihe,shuohuashihouboziyishenyisuo,huotuotuoyifudeliburaorendemoyang。
“ayi,shiyoushenmeshima,ninzenmelaile。”
zhoulijuandemeimaoshunjianshuleqilai,yanjinglishanshuozhexionghendeguang,sisidikanzhewo。
ranhoubashoubiandelianggekuaidibaoguodiudaowodemianqian。
xianhongdeneiyizhijierenzaiwodetoushang,wowanggoudehunxieyediaozaidishang。
“nikankanni,zenmezheimebuhuiguorizi,jiuzheiyixiaokuaibujiuyaojibaikuai,haiyouzheixie,wokanjiangouwuxiaopiaole,yao1000kuai。”
“wodetiana,nizenmezheimebaijia,haiyounimaizheimeshangfengbaisudedongxijiushiweilegouyinwoerzi。”
“womenyuanzhouyihoukeshiyaodanglingdaoderen,niyaoshibatashentigaohuailewokebunengfangguoni。”
“ganjintuidiao,haiyouwotingshuonibutongyiwoerzidejuedinga,nimenlingdaoni,wodezhaonimenlingdaotantan!”
4、
yanqiandezheiyiqie,rangwoxiangzhaogedifengzuanjinqu。
zhouweiweiguandetongshiyuelaiyueduo,wodelianshuadiyixiazijiuhongle。
danshixiangzhetabijingshichenyuanzhoudemama,wozhinengnaizhexingzijieshi。
“ayi,zheixiedongxidoushiwohuazijideqianmaide,jiehunriqiwomenxiangzhaogehaorizi,qingmingjiequeshibutaishihe。”
zhoulijuantingleshunjianzhamao。
“nideqian?nidoushiwomenchenjiaderen,nideqianhuadeqianziranyeshiwomenjiade,haiyoujiajisuijijiagousuigou,nishenmedoudetingninanrende。”
“wokannijiushishangbanshangdexinyele,ganjingenwohuijiabeiyun,zaodiankaizhisanye。”
tayibianshuohua,yibianyongshouzhizhewo,lianshangdejiroudouyinweifennuerniuqu,tuomoxingziluanfei。
shuodehuayeyuelaiyuenanting,kanzheshijiandalingdaojiuyaolaile,zhoulijuanzaizheimenaoxiaqu,wodegongzuofeiyaonaomei。
jiranwoguanbuleta,neijiurangtaerzilai。
woganjinjichenyuanzhoudadianhua,haimeidengdaojietongjiuzhijieguaduan。
meibanfayoujitadeshejiaoruanjianfayuyinfashipin,yegenbenmeiyouhuiying。
zhoulijuanhaoxiangyishidaowozaizhaochenyuanzhou。
zhijieshangqianqiangzouwodeshoujizhijieshuaizaidishang。
wozhijiedailengzhule,yibatuikaizhoulijuan,ranhoudixiatoujianqishouji,kezheigeshihoutaquezhijiezuozaidishangsapodagun。
“aiyo,aiyo,erxifudalaopopole,aiyo,jiamenbuxinga,jiamenbuxingzhaolezheimeyigesangmenxing!”
tadekunaoshengchaodewoxiangfafeng,yipangdetongshihexiashudouzaikanrennao,wodexintiaojiasuxinkouchuanbushanglaiqi。
daoxianzaizheigedibu,wozhendezhijiekandongle,jiuyinweiwomeiyoudayingchenyuanzhoudeyaoqiutajiurangtamadaowodegongsilaidanao。
xiangyongzheizhongbanfarangwotuoxie,xiangrangwoshenbaiminglie?
jiuzaizheigeshihou,dalingdaochenzongcongwaimianjinlai,ganghaokanjianzheiyangyimu。
5、
zhoulijuankanzhedajiademuguang,ganshoudaoyanqianderenyidingbuputong,zhijieguidaolingdaomianqianhaotaodaku。
“ninshigaonianxiadelingdaoba,aiyouaiyou,nikuaiguanguannishouxiadeyuangongba,datingguangzhongzhixiadeqifulaonianrena。”
“erqie,erqietasishenghuohunluan,wopashijianzhangleyingxiangnimengongsidefazhana……”
tayueshuoyuelipu,shenzhihaizaoqiwodehuangyao。
wokanzhechenzongdelianseyuelaiyueleng,xintiaosudujiakuai,zhenggerenjiukuaiyaotandaozaidi。
zhijianchenzongzoushangqian,yibalazhuwodeshou,xiaozheshiyiwobuyaohaipa。
“nianxiashiwomengongsizuiyouxiudeyuangong,niwodoushinvren,zenmekeyiyongzheimeedudehuaqurumanidezhunerxifu。”
wodeyanleishuadiyixiajiuluoxiale,zaichenzongdeshiyixiagongsianbaozhijiexuanzelebaojing。
zhoulijuanyijiumamalielie,queyebuganzaifangsi。
jingchagangdao,chenyuanzhouxiangdedaolexiaoxiyiyanggandaolewodegongsi。
tajinzhouzhemeitou,zhenggerendoubiaoxiandeduiwoshifendebumanyi。
zhijieyongshouzhuazhuwodeshouwan。
“gaonianxianishenmeyisi,womahaoxinhaoyilaigongsikanni,nijingranzhaojingchazhuata。”
“nizhibuzhidaowomashentibuhao,yaoshitayoushenmehaodai,woyidingbufangguoni。”
“ganjingenwomadaoqian,ranhougenjingchajieshiqingchu。”
wobeinongdehenteng,quegenbenwufazhengtuo。
jiuzaizheigeshihou,yipangdetongshixiaoweifenfenbupingdibatayibatuikai。
“nizhibuzhidaonimazenmemawomengaozuzhangde,zheishigongsibushinimenjiacaishichang。”
“zaishuoshouweiqudeshiwomendezuzhang,nibudanbuanweihairangtadaoqian,weileshengqianjingranqingmingjiejiehun,nimenyijiahaizhenbuyaolian!”
tingjianweileqingmingjiejiehunshengqianzheijianshi,zaichangdetongshi、jingchadouxiangtamenmuziliangtoulaibiyidemuguang。
chenyuanzhoujuedemianzishangguobuqu,lazhewodeshou,xiaoshengdibiaodabuman。
“xiaxia,womayebushiguyide,tajiushijuedeyouxieshihounitailangfeile,jinidadianhuaniyoubujie。”
“zheitacaishanggongsizhaonixianghaohaotantande,sheizhidaonaochuzheimedadewulong。”
“wotiwomagennidaoqianhaibuxinga,nijiubiewuliqunaolexingbuxinga。”
womianwubiaoqingdikanzhetamen。
“daodishisheiwuliqunao,nimenganjinzaiwodeyanqianxiaoshi,chenyuanzhouwoyaogennilihun。”
zhoulijuanzuozaidishangchouqi,zaitaerzimianqiandaqibuganchu。
erchenyuanzhoujiangzaiyuandi,miansehenshinankan。
taehenhendidengzhewo,danaiyuxianchangrentaiduo,youyoujingcha,zuizhongshenmedoumeiyoushuo。