第二章:男人丑没事,关灯就好

xiangmingbaiyiqie,xushitailei,xiayanhuanhuanshuileguoqu。

dengzaixingguolaishi,nanrenyijingbujianlezongying。

tahaimeiwentajiaoshenmeni,haomaidiandongxiganxieyixia。

xiayankanzhezhouweiyiqie,shouxianyingruyanliandeshiyipaipaizhengqihuayidemuzhibingchuang,xidelveweifanhuangdebaisemianzhichuangdanhebeizishangsanfazhedandandexiaodushuiweidao。

yiminghushizoudaomenkoutanleyixiatou,jianxiayanzhengyan,kuaibupaodaotashenbian,“yanyan,nikesuanshixingle。”

“duibuqia,zuotianwanshangwojialiyoudianshiqingjiuxianzoule,jiurangmajianhuasongnihuiqule,wojintianganglaishangbanjiutingrenshuonibeiyimingjunrensonglaileyiyuan,nimeishiba。”

xiayanxixidaliangleyiyanzheigezhazhelianggemahuabian,dalianxiaoyandenianqingnvhushi。

沈媛!

jiushita,zuotianwanshangteyizaichifanshihoubutingguantajiu,youzhaojiekoulikai,tajiushihemajianhuashejihaode。

xiayanyandishanguosenlengdeguang,shuaishouyibazhanghuzaileshenyuandelianshang。

“pa”deyishengcuixiang,zaibingfanglimiangewaideqingcui。

shenyuanyidai,suihouwuzhelian,baichuyilianweiqudemoyang,“yanyan,nidawozuoshenme?”

xiayanzheiyibazhangfeidanmeirangneigeshenyuanshengqi,fandaoshidaxi,kendingshimajianhuazuotianwanshangdeshoule,xiayancaihuizheimeshengqi。

“dani?shenyuan,wodanidoushiqingde,majianhuahenishiyihuodeba。”

shenyuanyandishanguoyiciyiwai,tameiyouxiangdao‘chunhuo’xiayanjuranhainengxiangdao。

tayaozhetou,mianluweiqu,“yanyan,wobuzhidaonishuodeshenme。”

bingfangmenkou,yuelaiyueduoderenwenshengweileguolai。

shenyuankandaozheiyimu,zaikanxiangxiayan,xinlimianbietiduokaixin。

“zaishuolemajianhuahenibushizaitanduixiangma,nimenhelejiufashengdianshenmeshiqingyoumeishenme,fanzhengchizaohuijiehunde。”

menwaiweiguanderenzheishihouyeshimingbaile。

qizhonghaiyoujiminghushi,tamendourenshixiayanhemajianhua,fenfenwuzhezuibukesiyi。

“majianhuabujiushineigezaiyiyuandasaocesuodema?tahexiayantanduixiang?bukenengba?”

“zenmebukeneng,nimeitingshenyuangangcaishuoma?zuotianwanshangmajianhuasongxiayanhuijia!”

“zeze,zheixiayanpingshizaiyiyuandeshihoudoushiyangzhetoukanren,meixiangdaojuranhemajianhuazaiyiqile。”

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shenyuanyanzhongmoyanleideshihou,yandishanguoyimolengxiao。

xiayanpingshizhangzheyouyifuhaomoyang,buzhidaogoudaduoshaonanren,taxihuandenanrenjiuzhengtianweizhexiayan。

tajiuyaozhaogezuichoudemajianhuarangtazaotaxiayan!rangxiayanchengweiyizhipoxie!zhiyumajianhuazaotawanxiayanzhihouzenmeyang,hetajiumeiyouguanxile。

“shenyuan,nihencongming,buguoqueyongcuoledifang,buhaoyisi,meinengrunisuoyuan,zuotianliangmingjiefangjuntongzhiluguojiulewo,majianhuazuotianjiubeisongqulegongan。”

“tahenkuaijiuhuibeidangzuoliumangruyu。”

“woxiangyitadedanzikendinghuibatadetonghuojijiaodaichulaideba。”

xiayanmuguanglengliedekanzheta。

shenyuanwenyanyandidedeyixiaoshidewuyingwuzong,querdaizhideshijinghuang。

“xiayan,nishuoshenme,shenmetonghuo!majianhuagaosuwonimenzaitanduixiang,wocaifangxinnimenyiqizoude。”

shenyuanbujinzaixinzhongmadao:majianhuaneigechunhuo,lianyigehezuijiudexiayandougaobuding,meiyongdedongxi。

xiayanxiumeiweitiao:“nibuchengrenwusuowei,fanzhenggongantongzhikendinghuiyoubanfawenchulaide。”

huayingangluomeiduojiu,liangminggongantongzhizoudaoxiayanfangjian,“nishixiayantongzhiba,guanyuzuotianwanshangmajianhuashualiumangdeshiqingwomenyouxieshiqingxianghenilejieyixia。”

xiayanpieleyanzhanzaineiyijinghuangleshendeshenyuan,gouqizuijiao,“hao,wopeihenimendegongzuo。”

zheishihouweiguanderendagaimingbaileshiqingdeyuanwei。

gangcaikaikoudeneijimingrenyeshixiuhongzherentuichulerenqun。

bangexiaoshihou,liangminggonganlejiewanqingkuangbianlikaile。

xiayankanleyiyanzhouwei,nalihaiyoushenyuanderenying。

tachixiaoyisheng,“paodehaitingkuai!”

jiuzaitazhunbeihaohaoxiuxiyixiashi,menkoucongcongpaojinlaiyimingchuanzhejiefanglvgongzhuang,lansezhangkuduanfaqierdefunv。

xiayanhaimeiyoufanyingguolai,funvjiupuzaitashenshang,zixijianchazhe,“yanyan,nimeishiba?youmeiyounalishoushanga,zuotianniyiwanshangmeiyouhuilai,zhenshiyaojisimale,gangcaigonganshangmenwocaizhidaonichushile。”

“neigegaisideliumang!yidingyaoqiangbi。”

xiayanyexiangqifunvshishei,yuanshendema,lixiuying。

yaoshuoshuzhongxiangduilaishuoduitazuihaode,pajiushizheigemale,xiayanchiyiyihuier,haishizhangkaizui,shuodao:“womeishi,zuotianliangmingjiefangjuntongzhiluguojiulewo。”

“meishijiuhao,matingdaoliumangfanzui,hedejiaodouruanxiaqule。”

lixiuyingjianchaxialaifaxiannvermeiyoushenmeshiqingzhongyusonglekouqi。

“haihaomeishi,yaoshizhenchushile,mingtianwanshangyiyuanhebuduianpaidelianyiwanhuinijiucanjiabulele,daoshihounijiuzhendeyaojiajininaianpaideneigedaizhesangewadeguanfule。”

xiayantingdaolianyiwanhuishi,naozi‘hong’deyisheng,lianseyibian。

lixiuyingbingmeiyoukandaonverbianledelian,yijiuzaishuo,“yanyan,mahenishuo,madoujinidatinghaole,zheicizuiyouxiudenantongzhijiaoqisu,nianjiqingqingjiushiyimingyingzhang,tingshuoyongbuleduojiujiunengshengweituanzhang,niqujiudingzheta!”

“erqieqijiadoushizaibuduidangguande,nijiajinqijianeijiudengzheguohaorizijiuhao。”

“yaoshitaduinimeiyisi,niyeyaoganjinhuanmubiao,zheicizuichadedoushilianzhang,nisuibianjiajiyigedouxing,buguoyiwonverzheizise,woxiangxinkendingnengbaneigeqisunaxiade。”

menwai,yidaogaotiaodeshenyingzhanzainei,bingfanglimiandehuatatingdeyiqingerchu。

zhengshiquerfufandeqisu。

tadeliansedunshiyinchenxialai。

kuitahaifangxinbuxiazheigenvren,meixiangdaoduifangzaozaojiubaxiangfadadaotadetoushangle。

meizuotingliu,tazhuanshenliqu。

xiayantinglelixiuyingdehua,kanlaishuzhongzijizhaoshangqisuhaiyouzijizheiweihaomamadegonglaoa。

“ma,wojiaodouniushangle,buxiangquneigelianyihui,erqiewotingshuoneigeqisushigechoubaguai!”

她故意找借口。

lixiuyinglianseyibai,“choubaguaizenmele?choubaguaiyebineiguanfuhaoba,zaishuoledengyiguanbujiushenmedoukanbujianle,zhiyaohaoyongjiuxing!”