我回家后,茶女疯了第1章  

womazizhuleyigenvdaxuesheng。

biyehou,tazhaobudaogongzuo,jiuzhujinlewojia。

bazhanwodewoshi,shanzichuanwodeshuiyi。

还对我大放厥词:

「nidemama,henkuaijiushiwodemamala!」

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yikaishi,wozhishixiangyaohuiwodewoshi,worenchuang。

houmiansuofashengdeyiqieshiqing,shiliaobuji。

wozaishengdaxuejiudufalvxi,daer,fangshujiahuijiashi,wofaxian,wodewoshijingranbeirenbazhanle。

faxianzheigewentideshihou,wochadianmeizhijieyuandibaozha。

“ma,shenmeqingkuang?wodefangjianzenmeyourenle?”

wokanzheshafashangdemama,youxiewuyuwendao。

“mamaqishiyijingshoushilekefangrangtazhu,danlinyinshuotaconglaimeizhuguoxiangnineimejingzhidefangjian……mamazheibushixiangzhenihaimeihuilai,rangtazhuyizhenme。”

mamakandaocongxiaoguaiqiaotinghuadehuaturanjianyuqizheimechong,yishijianheleyitiao,lianmanganfuwojieshidao。

“neiwoxianzaihuilaile,tanengbanqukefanglema?”

我没好气道。

“yanyana,youbu,nijiurangtazhujitian,dengtabuxiangzhule,womenzaihuanhaobuhao,zanmenxianzaiganren,butaihao。”

***piqihenhao,xingziyeruan,rangtaquzuozheiyangdeshiqing,queshiyouxieweinanta。

可是,我认床啊。

wowuyudepailepaietou。

suanle,yebushishenmedashi,jialidekefangwobushimeishuiguo,liangsantiandeshijianyinggainenggouxiguan。

zhishiduizheizhongyilaijiubazhanzijiwoshidenvhaizi,woshizhendeyidianhaogandouqianque。

linyinshiwomazizhudeyigedaxuesheng,jinnianbiye,haimeiyouzhaodaogongzuo,womachuyuhaoxin,rangtazhujinwomenjia。

womenjiahaisuanfuyu,zhuzheyitaodudongdebieshu,sancenglou,shijigefangjian,wozenmedouxiangbumingbai,neimeduofangjian,zheigelinyinpianpianjiuzhuwodewoshi?

zoujinfangjiandeshunjian,woyanjingmengrandengda,yilianbukesiyi。

ta……tashenshangjingranchuanzhewodeshuiyi。

chucizhiwai,wolingwaidejijianshuiyi,cishidoufangzaichuangshang,kanneimoyang,yinggaidoubeishichuanguole。

zuibuyaoliandeshi,tacishizhengzuozaiwodehuazhuangtaimianqian,shiyongzhewodehuazhuangpin。

cikedelinyinkanshangqu,naliyouyisipinkunjiatingchulaidehaizidemoyang,wanquanjiushiyigefujiaqianjin。

“有什么事吗?”

linyinsihufaxianwozaikanta,zhuanguotouwanglewoyiyanhouwendao。

neiyike,nuhuozhishangxintou,wozhendechadianzhalie。

zhuwodewoshi,chuanwodeshuiyi,haiyongwodehuazhuangpin,fanguotoulai,hai***wenwoyoumeiyoushi?

congxiaoyangchengdelianghaojiaoyangrangwomeiyouzhijiebaofa,woshenshendexileyikouqi,lenglengdekanzheta,yuqilengdandao:“wobuxihuanbierenjiechuwodedongxi,yihouruguomeiyouwodetongyi,nizuihaobuyaoyongwodedongxi。”

“bieneimexiaoqima,nidedongxibujiushiwodedongxi,nidemamayeshiwodemamaya。”

nalixiangdao,linyinjingranshitianbuzhichidexiaozheshuochuzheimeyifanhualai。

haojiahuo,zhendeshihaojiahuo。

shenmejiaozuowodedongxijiushinidedongxi,zheizhongchalichaqidehua,nidaodishizenmeshuodechukoude?

lizhiqizhuangdaozheigechengdu,buzhidaoderenhaiyiweiwocaishibeizizhudeneigeni。

buguowobuxiangrangwobagenwomaweinan,erqiedongxidouyijingbeiyongle,nahuilaiwoyebuhuiyong。

wozhishibumandekanletayiyan,doulandegentazaijixushuoshenme。