yanleixiangduanlexiandezhuzi,congtayandihualuo,yidiyididiesuizailujingyudekujiaoshang。
tamingxianganjuedaoleshiyi。
zheinvren,daodishizhensha,haishizhuangsha?
“buyaozaiwomianqianshuaxiaojiliang,fouzechuquhou,wolimarangnigundan。”
tadakaishoujilideshoudiantong,diantijianlikebeizhaoliangle。
anchuxiacongqiangbidefanshezhongkandaoleziji。
taguizaidishang,toukazaiduifangdedazhangtuizhongyang。
zheizishiwubideguiyi,wubideganga!
tadelianyixiazizhangdetonghong,hongdejihuyaodichuxuelai,xiangzhiniqiu,jiangtouwangxiahua,wangxiahua,zaizuoniuniu,youniuniu,zhongyubalechulai。
“luzong,duibuqi,duibuqi,womeiyoushuaxiaojiliang,gangcaishenmedoukanbujian,wozhenyiweizijibeikazhule……”
tajiushidujugong,yidieliansheng,butingdedaoqian。
听说一孕傻三年。
tacaiganghuaiyun,jiuyijingbianshale?
lujingyuchelexialingkou,zheigenvren“liao”detayouxiefare。
“niyoushenmemimiyaogaosuwo?”
anchuxiaxianzaishenmedoubuganshuole。
dalaobanmingxianwuhuile,yiweitaxingsaorao,wanyizaizhidaozijidezhongzicuowudefangdaoletadeduzili,haibuhuomaowanzhang,ningduantadebozi?
“wo……woxiangshuosuirannigangshangrenbujiu,dandajiadouhenchongbaini。”
lujingyuzuijiaogouqiyisichaonongdelenghu。
zheizhongmapi,tatingdeduole,yidianxinyidoumeiyou。
“buyaoshuahuatou,duobaxinsifangzaigongzuoshang。”
“shi,ninjiaoxundedui,woyidinglaoji。”
anchuxiasuodaolejiaoluoli,mianbisiguo。
电梯终于恢复正常。
taxiangzhicanghuangdelaoshu,suozhebozipaolechuqu,yiliuyanxiaoshizaileloudaoli。
renshengjiushiyougezhongyiwaizucheng,danjintian,tayudaodeyiwaizhentemetaiduole!
……
lujingyugangyijinbangongshi,jiujiedaolexiashudedianhua。
陆家基因库失窃。
tachucunde**beidaole!
yidaobaoludehuoguangcongtayanlishanguo,talikeganhuileluzhai。
zheigeshihou,linwanshuzhengzaigenlaofurenbaoxi。
laofurenledeyanjingdoumichengleyitiaofeng。
liangnianqian,erzizaiyamaxunconglinyudaoshenmidushexiji,suiranbaozhulexingming,dandusuyingxiangdao**zhiliang,yaowanquanhuifu,kenengyaodengdaoweizhidennianhou。
xinghao,tazaiquzhiqian,tiqianchucunle**。
tayizhidouzaidanxinhuibaobushangsunzi,rujinzongsuanfangxinle。
lujingyulianselenglieeryinchen,“ninjingranbeizhewozuochuzheiyangdeshi,shibushitaiguofenle?”
laofurenyibazhuazhuleerzideshou,“wozheiyangzuohaibudoushiweileni,nibabayousigeerzi,erwozhiyouniyigeerzi。suirannixianzairuzhulelushi,dannidesangegegedouzaipangbianhushidandan,nizhiyoudanxiadizi,tamencainengsixin。”
tadelingyizhishougezailelinwanshudeduzishang,“shoushuhenchenggong,wanshuyijinghuaiyunle,nimingtianjiudaitaqulingzheng。huaiyundeshi,yidingyaobaomi,miandeneibangrenduihaizibuli,dengkuaishengdeshihouzaigongkai。”
linwanshuyilianjiaoxiudemoyang,xinliqueduzheni。
tayijingxianghaole,denganchuxiabahaizishengxialai,jiunongsita,bahaizibaozou,zheiyangsheidoubuhuizhidao,haizibushitashengde。
lujingyulenglengdesaoletayiyan,jiaolaixiashu,“daitaquloushangyanyun。”
linwanshuhedechadiancongshafashangshuaixiaqu。
zheiyiyan,qibujiululexian?
“jingyu,yiyuanjianchadehainengyoucuoma?buyongzaiyanle。”
“我要亲自检查。”
lujingyuyanlishanzhexilidelengguang,fangfoyiyanjiunengkanchuantadexiaomimi。
tadeliansezhujianfanlebai,“wodeduzituranyoudianteng,xianghuijiaxiuxile。”
tazhanqishen,xiangyaotaozou,beilujingyuyibazhuaizhu,minglingxiashuqiangzhiyatashanglou。
henkuai,jieguojiuchulaile。
阴性!
linwanshuwuyanyisheng,kuleqilai,“duibuqi,shoushushibaile,wobuxianglaofurendanxin,caisalehuang。”
tajueduibuhuishuochulingyigenvrenhuaiyundeshi,buranlujingyuquleta,zenmeban?
“我的孙子没了?”
neikeshierziweiyijiankangdejiyina。
laofurenqijigongxin,liangyanyihei,yunleguoqu。
lujingyuganjinfutajinfangjianxiuxi,binganpaixiashuquyiyuandiaocha。
tahenqingchulinwanshuyouduonengzuoyao,tadehua,tayigezidoubuxin。
xiashuhenkuaichaminglezhenxiang。
“sishao,shoushubingweishibai,ershiyinweiyishengdeshiwu,jiangnindejiyinyizhidaolelingyigenvrendeshentili。muqiantayijinghuaiyunyigeduoyuele。”
tajiangnvrendeziliaodijilujingyu。
kandaozhaopianshangneizhangqingchundemiankong,lujingyuhenhenyizhen。
竟然是她!
……
zhengzhengyigexiawu,anchuxiadouhunhuneede。
dalaobankendinghuizhidaozhenxiangdeba,huibuhuizhengzaiyanjiuyaoruhechulitaheduzilidehaizi?
今天不用加班。
conggongsichulai,tazhengyaojinditiezhan,yigeguangtouzouleguolai,shouwobishoudizhuletadehoubei。
“laoshiyidian,guaiguaigenwozou,buranlikeyaolenideming。”