第1章 坐劳斯莱斯的外卖员

di1zhangzuolaosilaisidewaimaiyuan

donghaishidiyirenminyiyuan,jinriyupingshigewaibutong,tiansegangliang,tingchepingshangbianyijingtingmanlehaoche。

luguodenianqingxiaohushiyanshenhuore,duiyuzheixiehaochedezhuren,zhiyaotanenggoudashangyige,feishangzhitoubianfenghuangjiubushishenmenanshi!

yipangdehushizhangjianzhuang,naernengkanbuchutadexinsi,buguotaquebuyiweirandipielepiezui:“yanweiguojiukuaiyaosile,tadezheixieqinqipengyoukemeigongfuernvqingzhang。”

wenyan,nianqinghushilengleyixia,jingyadezhangdalezuiba,shishengdao:“yanweiguo?jiushineigeyanshiyaoyedongshizhang,weiliebenshiqianwudedafuhao?tajingranyaosile?!”

ruguozheigexiaoxishushi,neiduiyudonghaishilaishuokebuyayuyichangdadizhena!

jiuzaitamenshuohuadedangkou,yilianglaosilaisihuanyingshileguolai,tamenjintianduiyuhaochebenlaiyijingkandeyouxiemamule,danshizheiliangchedechepaihaoquelingtamenshunjiandengzhileyanjing——donga99999!

“zheishidonghaishoufusongchengyedezuojia!”hushizhangjinghuchusheng,“meixiangdaoyanweiguomianzizheimeda,lianpingriliwubididiaoshenmideshoufudoulaikanwangtale!”

liangrenjieshiwubimoqidiyingleshangqu,bijingjiandaoshoufudejihuikeshiqianzainanfenga!

ranerxiayikeliangrenjiulengzaileyuandi,yinweitamenkandaosongchengyejuranshicongzhujiaweixialaide,erqiehaiyiluxiaopaozhedakailehouzuodechemen,taiduxiandeshifengongjing。

“nandao,houmianzuozhedeshinaweitongtiandedarenwu?”

zhiyouzheigejieshile,liangrenduishiyiyan,kandaolebiciyanzhongdekuangxi。

tamenganjinzoudaohouzuomenqian,wanxialeyao,gangzhunbeikaikoushi,yizhixiangjiaoxiehuranshenchuchemen,liangrenyileng,suijibiantingdaoyigenianqingdeshengyinxiangqi:“qingwenyanweiguozhuzainajianbingfang?”

“svipbingfang999shi。”hushizhangxiayishidihuidao。

jiezheliangrentaitouyikan,shunjianbeijingdemudengkoudai,yinweiconghouzuoxialaideren,juranchuanzheyishenhuangsedemeituanwaimaifu。

“ni......ninshi?”nianqingxiaohushijiejiebabawendao。

“woshilaisongwaimaide。”yefanluchuyikoubaiya,xiaozhehuidao,suijipailepaisongchengyedejianbang,“chengye,nijiubuyongshangqule,yingxiangbuhao。”

songchengyediantouchengshi,dengdaoyefanxiaoshizaishiyezhongzhihou,cailenglengpieleliangweihushiyiyan,qizhongdejinggaozhiyibuyaneryu。

hushizhangfanyingjikuai,lianmangshuodao:“haiqingsongzongfangxin,jintianwomenshenmedoumeikandao!”

dengdaosongchengyeliqu,nianqingxiaohushicaihuiguoshenlai,nannandao,“suirantashisongwaimaide,buguozhangdehaitingshuai。”

hushizhangqingpailexiatadetou,fanlefanbaiyan:“nizhenyiweitashisongwaimaide?”

jiupingtaduisongchengyerucisuiyidejudong,youzenmekenengshiyigeputongdewaimaiyuanni?

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jifenzhonghou,yefanlaidaoledingceng,zaitadeqianfangbianshisvip999haobingfang,erqiedingcengzhiyouzheiyijianhaohuabingfang。

suiranhaishizaoshang,dancishidebingfangmenkouquezhanmanleren。

zheixierenquandoushenzhemingpai,qizhongbufayidalimingshishougongzhizuodexifu,shouwanchupeidaidegezhongmingbiaogengshizhangxianchutamenshenfendebuyiban,tingchepingshanglinlangmanmudehaochebianshishuyutamende。

cishi,zheixierenlianshangbiaoqingbuyi,youjiaoji,youjiaoxia,youqiexi,youlengjun,yeyouyansu......

tamenshibushidikankanbingfangmenkou,yilianwangyanyuchuandeshenqing,sihushizaidengdaizheshenme。

“zhenshimafan。”yefanqingtanyisheng,suijichuanguorenqunchaojidaolebingfangmenkou。

zaiyiqunxizhuanggelvderenqunzhongjianturanchuxianleyigesongwaimaide,shizaishitaiguoyuzhayan,zhongrenhenkuaibianzhuyidaoleta。

“shisheijuranzaizheigedangkoudianlewaimai?yandongshizhangweizaidanxi,juranhaiyouxinqingchifan?”

“chifanjiusuanle,juranchidehaishiwaimaizheimelowdeshiwu!”

yefanquebuguanbugu,wushilezheixierendezhizhidiandian,bianshenshouxiangfangmentuiqu。

buguobingfangmenqianzhanzhelianggebiaoxingdahan,quanshenheixizhuang、heimojing,etouliangpangdetaiyangxuegaogaoguqi,yikanjiushilianjiazi。

zhijiantamenwangqianyizhan,dangzhuleyefandequlu。

“woshilaijianyanweiguode。”yefanshuodao。

“meiyoudongshizhangdeyunxu,sheidoubunengjinqu。”liangmingdahanbuweisuodong,liangzhishoubeirutonghengliangyibandangzaiyefanmianqian。

jianzhuang,renqunzhongxiangqiyizhenchixiao。

“shisheirangnilaizheilide!niyigesongwaimaidelaizheilicoushenmerenao?dongshizhangshiniyigesongwaimaidenengjiandaodema?”

“ganjingundan,shaozaizheiliaiyan!yaoshidaraoleyandongshizhangdeqingjinggairuheshihao?ninengdandeqizheifenzerenma?!”yigenianqingrenyetiaolechulai,zhizheyefandebizishuodao。

renmenfenfenfuhe,yaogantachuqu。bijingyigesongwaimaidehuranchuangjinzheili,jiurutongqigaijinlehuanggongyiban,xianghuama?

yefanmeiyoudalitamen,fanerbishangleyan,yongbiyinchengxiandemishujiangzijidaolaidexiaoxichuanjinlemennei。

“nixiaozishitingbujianwoshuodehuama?worangnigundan!nishilonglema?!”

zheigenianqingren,mingjiaoliujunlong,jiandaoyefanjingganwushiziji,dunshidanubuyi,jiuzheyefandeyilingjiuyaobatarengchuqu,ranerxiayikebianlianzhangdetonghong,yinweitafaxianduifangjuranwensibudong!

suirantazaoyibeijiusetaokongleshenti,danshizheiyimuhaishizheshihuaji,youqishiweiguanrenmenyifubaoshoukanxideyangzi,gengshirangtamianzishangyouxieguabuzhu。

yushitashouyisong,zhizheliangweibaobiaodao:“bazheichousongwaimaidejiwodiuchuqu!”

buguohaimeidengbaobiaofanyingguolai,yefanjiuyijingzhuazhuletadeshou,xiangwaiyizhuaibianjiangqishuaizailedishang,lenglengdituchuerzi:“guozao!”

ruguohuanzuowuqiannianqiandeyefan,zaojiuyibazhangjiangtadadehuifeiyanmiele,buguozicongtarurenjieyilai,tadepiqiyijingshoulianlehenduo。

liujunlongdaozaidishangaihaobuyi,xiandeshifentongku。

cishicongrenqunzhongchongchuyigeguoziliandezhongnianren,tashiyanshijituandedongshizhiyiliuxinguo,tongshiyeshiliujunlongdefuqin。

zhijiantazhizheyefanhenhendao:“nijurangandashangwodeerzi?jintianwoyidingyaorangnichibuledouzhezou!”

weiguanderenjiandaoyefanjingranzhengandongshou,yeshiheleyitiao,fenfenqianzeqilai。

ranerjiuzaizheishi,bingfangmenzhongyukaile,yigeshenzhebaisesuihualianyiqundenvrenzoulechulai。

jingzhiwuguanqiadaohaochudedianzhuizaineizhangqiaolianshang,fubaishengxue,yixipiaoyidezhangfasuiyidesanluozailiangcexuebaidexiangjianshang。

yefanyanqianyiliang,zaitashiwanniandeshengmingzhanghezhong,tayudaodenvrenshubushengshu,zheigenvrendezisezaiqizhongyesuanshidingjiande。

“nimenchaoshenme?buzhidaoyeyexuyaoxiuxima?!”

meinvdeshengyinruannuohaoting,renqunlimaanjinglexialai。

liujunlongyebuhaole,zhishimanlianchimidiwangzheta。

liuxinguoqingkeyishengdao,“qingxuezhinva,dongshizhangqingxingle?youshenmezhishima?”

weiguanzhongrendeyanshenyixiazihuoreqilai,xiangbiyudajiazheizhongwuliaodeshiqing,yanweiguodeyichanzenmeguafen?yanshiyaoyeyouhuiluodaosheideshouli?zheicaishizhongzhongzhizhong。

yanqingxueyanzhongshanguoyisiyane,kaikoudao:“yeyeziyouanpai,geweishubomenjiubuyongcaoxinle。”

suihoutamianchaozhongrendao:“sheishiyefan?”