第一章

wozhangzheshigesanshiliuxiandexiaohuka,zaihulianwangshangsiyiwangwei。

chongzheshibaxiandelang,kanzheshibagefujinan。

haishishidaihaoa,burannanengkandaoshuaigejiwotiaowu。

woyibianshuazheshipin,yibiancalecazijidekoushui。

“ze,zheigefangbukaia。”

wokanzheshoujipingmushanglaolaoshishikouzhechenshandeshuaige,bumandizeze。

shouzhiyihua,jigeshuaigeyiqihepaideshipintiaolechulai。

shipinshang,sangenanrendachangzheyiling,ruoyinruoxiandejirouxiantiaorangrenyanzhufazhi。

xiuzhangdeshouzhisuizheyinledelvdong,yidianyidiandichekaiyifu,bakuaifujiqingxikejian。

wowuzhubizi,bashoujinadeyuanlexie,shengdeyihuierdebixuejianshanglepingmu。

“救……救救……”

turanpingmushangdanchuyitiaoxiaoxi,wosuishouhuazou,bingmeiyoufangzaixinshang。

zhijiediankaineigebozhudepinglunqujiushiyitongshuchu。

“xihuanganjingdenvshengma?ng?shuohua!wogangbaqianhuadeyiganerjing!”

“18suijiuzhuanlesangeyi,yigeshiyiyigehuiyiyigeainixiaoxinyiyi。”

“gaisi!chizaohenimenzheiqunfujinanshuile!”

“laogongbuzaijia,yigerentoukanshuaigelawu。”

bazhanrepingqiansanhou,woxinmanyizudishouqileshoujimeimeirushui。

zhishixianruchenshuidezuihouyimiao,woturanxiangqilai,wohaoxiangbashenmedongxiwangjile。

diertianyizao,jiaoxingwodebushinaozhong,ershiwodejingjiren。

menbeirenpaidekuangkuangxiang,wonaqishoujiyikan。

haojiahuoliushijigeweijiedianhua,buzhidaodehaiyiweiwobeizhuishaleni。

“闻晞?!”

“zaibuzaijia,shuohua!”

“快给我开门!”

menwaideduominglianhuancallhedewozhijiecongchuangshangdiaolexialai。

menyidakaijiukanjianlewojingjirentieqingdelian。

jiandaowohou,xiongtangshangxiaqifu,shituyayixinzhongdenuhuo。

wogangadinaolenaotou,taohaodinielenietadejianbang。

“咋啦静姐?”

jingjietazhegaogenxiejiuwanglimianzou,woguanshangmengenzaitadeshenhou。

tazhijiebashoujidiujilewo。

“kannizuotiangandehaoshi!”

wojieguoshouji,gualeyiwanderesouhongdexiangshizuowanwodebixue。

“闻晞贺骁”

“闻晞已婚”

“闻晞说话!”

wodengdaleshuangyan,diankaileresoudiyi。

limianminghuanghuangshiwozuotianpinglundeweibo,xiamianyourenhuifulewo。

红晃晃的大V。

hexiao:daoshibukuidaizijia,laopo。

tazheiyihuifu,wangyoumendouzhale。

“谁???”

“闻晞?和贺骁?”

“sheilaijiuyixiawoshiyiyangdexiaodian,zheimingxingzenmebiwohaihuiwangeng!”

“ng?shuohua!xibuxihuanchonglangkuaidezhengzhu?!”

“hexiaoshitalaogong,tahaikanshuaigeshipin,jiemennizhenshichizhewanlide,kanzheguolide。”

“dangdainvxingkaimohahahaha,nvrenhuaxindianzenmele,@hexiao,wanshanghuijiabujiuxingle。”

woyanjingdouyaodiaochulaile,roulerouyanjing,zaizhengyanshi,faxianzijimeikancuo。

真是贺骁。

zaikanhuiwopinglundezhanghao。

糟了,我没切小号。

neigetouxiangxiamiandaizhegehuangv。

woyiweishiyuanlaineigezhuixingdexiaohaole!

“看完了?”

shenhouchuanlailejingjieyouyoudeshengyin。

wojiangyingdihuitou,goutuibandicoudaotashenbian,jitanietui。

“ha,hahaha,wo……”

jingjiefanshouyibazhangdazaiwodebeishang,lianshangdexiaorongyizhibuzhudikuoda。

“nibuzaoshuonilaogongshihexiao!”

jingjiebaizheshouzhi,meizizidisuanzhezhang。

“genzhenilaogong,zanmenbunengchirouyenenghekoutanga!”

“nimenfuqiganqingbucuoba?”

“zheixiapuguangle,zheiziyuan、daiyanbushishoudaoqinlai!”

woyanzhusizhuan,buganhetaduishi。

jingjiechajuedaoyiyang,yibaniezhuwodexiabazhuanlehuilai。

“什么情况?”

woduileduishouzhi,xinxudao。

“jiehunsannian,wojiujianguotayimian。”

“啊???”