第二章 从来没有这么尴尬过

dierzhangconglaimeiyouzheimegangaguo

womendoudailengzhule,yijuhuayemeishuo,wanquanlengzaileyuandi,haoxiangbeirenyongqiangzhizhenaodaiyiyang。

diyicijianmianjiuchuxianzheizhongshi,jianzhikeyishuoshibeijuzhongdebeijule。

erqie,zheigeshihou,baojianlihaiyouyigenvfuwuyuan,qiahaokandaolezheiyimu。

nvfuwuyuandaoshimeiyouxiaochusheng,lianmangzhuanshenzouchuqule。

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wonenggouganjuededao,zheihuideta,shentishiwanquanjiangyingde。

tafeichangqingchushuangtuijianchuxianleshenmezhuangkuang,dantadeyanjingbingmeiyouwangxiakan。

neibeiqingsachulaidehongjiu,haizaibuduanshentou。

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ketachuandequnzi,ganghaoxingchengleyigepingmian,beizigenbenmeiyoukongxiluodaodishang,zhinengluozaitaqunzishangmian。

wozhidaoyiqiedouzaogaotoudingle,woyebeihezhele,shentirenbuzhudeyoudianfadou。

danzheizhongshihou,woheyanyuanfengdoubugankaikoushuohua,yebuzhidaoyinggaishuoshenme。

yinwei,zheiyangdegangajumian,kendingbushiyijujiandandedaoqianjiukeyijiejuede。

benlaiwoheyanyuanfengdoushexianghaole,zaizheichangfanjushang,qianfangbaijihuyouyuyitouzi。

sheinengxiangdao,wodeyigeshiwu,jingranbasuoyoudebujuquanbuhuile。

zhenggebaojian,chabuduochixuleyifenzhongdejijingwusheng。

zheiyifenzhong,duiwoeryan,zhenshibiyinianhaiyaomanzhang。

ranhou,tashentikaishizhandouqilai,kandechutayoudianjucubuan。

tasihuyeyoudianbuzhisuocuo,zheimeyigegaogui、juzhiyouyadenvren,zenmenengyunxuzaizijishenshangfashengzheizhongshiqing?

keshiqingjiufashengzaitashenshangle,erqiezheichangfanjucaiganggangkaishi。

wojiuzheimekanzheta,kanlekantadeliandan,youkanlekanshiguxianchang。

tasihuyouzhongxiangkudechongdong。

zheishimenkouchuanlaidongjing,wohuitouyikan,shigangcaineigenvfuwuyuannazheyizhangmaojinjinlaile。

dannvfuwuyuanyebuzhidaozenmedapozheilidegangaqifen,zhanzaifangmenweizhi,bugankaojinguolai。

qifenhaizaigangadejiangchizhe,womensheiyemeiyouzheiyangdejingli,zhenshibuzhidaogaizenmechuli。

我简直是个傻比!

wohetayiyangjucubuan,shenzhibitahaiyaojinzhangtongku!

piankezhihou,tabilebiyan,shenshendexileyikouqi,jiezheyongshouwuzheetou,mengdizhanqishenlai,babaobaodangzaiqunziqianmian,zhejimanghuangdetaozoule。

yanyuanfengkantawangwaipao,wunaideshuoleyiju:“ei......yu......yuzong......”

wokanleyiyan,haozaitaqunzihoumianbeihongjiudashidedifangbusuanduo,zhiyouyidiandian,buyongzhedanghoumiandoukeyi。

suirantazoule,gangadeqifenhuajiele,danwomendejihuayechediliangliangle。

yanyuanfengzhangzhangdetanzheqi,buduandeyaozhetou。

wohaishidiyicikandaoyigebenwudenanrenzheimewunai。

yanyuanfengchenmolehenjiu,ranhoumengdipaileyixiazhuozi,dingzhewoshuodao:“shaofengashaofeng!nizenmehuizheimebuxiaoxin?niyetaimaozaole,rangwozenmeshuonicaihao?”

“womendejihuahuangleyejiusuanle,guanjianshizheijianshiqing,ruguochuandaochenjuneiliqu,nirangwoyihouzenmeyoulianqumianduichenju?”

wowanquanlijietadexinqing,yenengtihuidaotadenanchu。

woruoruodebiaoshi:“woqujitadaoqian,kankannengbunengwanhuiyixie......”

“道歉?”

yanyuanfengzaidutanleyikouqi:“suanle,nibietianluanle,zheizhongshiqing,ruguofashengzaiyigeputongnvrenshenshang,nizhenxinchengyidedaogeqian,huoxujiuguoqule。”

“danyuzongshiputongnvrenma?takeshichaojiyouqiandehaiguinvren,nizenmequjitadaoqian?yijuduibuqijiuwanshile?”

“我......”

“haiyou,zheijianshiqing,niqianwanbieshuochuqu,buguanshisheidoubunengshuo!”

“好,我知道的。”

我赶紧点头。

deque,xiangyuyizheiyangdenvren,huolezheimeduonian,doubuhuiyudaozheizhonggangadeshiqing。

yijuduibuqi,zenmekenengfupingdele?

woxiangdehaishitaijiandanledian。

jiexialai,woheyanyuanfengdouchenmole。

guolehaoyihui,yanyuanfengcainaqikuaizishuodao:“suanle,biexiangle,zheihuixiangzaiduoyemeiyong,xianchidianba,zheimeyidazhuocailangfeiyekechi。”

“nikan,quanbudoushixiehaocai,baoyu、yuchidouanpaile,bierenshizhenyouchengyizhaodaiwomena!”

tayibianshuo,yibianchilekouyuchi,zaibamianqiandeyibeihongjiuganle。

shiqingyijingchengledingju,woxiangzaiduoyegaibianbule。

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chihaohehao,wohetadouyoudianweizuile,yiqihuangzheshentiwangwaimianzou。

jingguoshouyintaishi,yigefuwuyuanganjinhandao:“liangweixiansheng,nimenhaimeijiezhangni!”

yanyuanfenglengleyixia:“meijiezhang?”

“shide,xiansheng,nimenneizhuozhishiyudingle,haimeijiezhangde。”

wohetadoufanyingleguolai。

suiranshiyuyiqingwomenchifan,anlishuokendingshiyuyijiezhang,danfashenglegangcaideshi,yuyizhejimanghuangzoule,gujijiuwanglejiezhangdeshi。

“多少钱?”

yanyuanfenglianseyoudianningzhongdexunwenqilai。

woguji,takendingshixiangdaoleneiyidazhuohaocaiheliangpingkouganbucuodehongjiubuhuibianyidaonaliqu。

“suanshangneiliangpinghongjiu,yigongshiliuqianliubaikuai。”

dangfuwuyuanbaochuneizhuofancaidejiagehou,woheyanyuanfengdoujingdaile。

六千六百块?

yanyuanfengchadianliangqiangdeshuaidaozaidi。

zheihuiwohetaquanshenshangxiajiaqilaidoucoubuqisanqiankuai,gengbieshuoliuqianliubaikuaile。

erqie,wobitahaiyaoqiong,gongsibenjiumeiyouyingli,wodouyijingfuzhaile,qianjitiandoushikaojieqianduride。

danwohetayebunengchibawangcana!

shuochuquhaodaishiyigedajizheheyigepibaogongsidezongjingli。

ruguomeiqianmaidanchibawangcan,neizhenshibaliandiudaolaolaojiale。

kexiangjiqian,qianyoubugou,gaizenmebancaihao?

wohetadouyoudianzhejile,ganjuechangmianbigangcaizaibaojianhaiyaoganga。

fuwuyuanlianshangluchuyouhaodeweixiao:“xiansheng,shixianjinhaishishuaka?”