第1章 1

weihunqiguimichaoxiaowoqionghuajiapeibushangta,eyitaijiaduoyuemuyiwu。

“qingci,niyangdezheigexiaobailianhaizhengandaichulai?”

taqingmiedisaoguowoshenshanglianjiadexizhuang。

“tayigeyuehuahuaneidianqian,goumaizheilidemenpiaoma?”

jiagebiaodaobabaiwanshi,weihunqiliansecanbai。

taguimixiaodezhangyang:“meiqianjiubiewanle,xiaohuajia。”

zhuchirengangyaoluochui,wojuqinuojiya。

“我要点天灯。”

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“点天灯?”

zhuchirenwozhemuchuideshoujiangzaibankong。

suoyourendemuguangqishuashuadizhuanxiangwo。

wocongkoudailinachunuojiyashouji:“dui,wodiantiandeng。”

zaizhouweiyipianzuixinkuanzhinengshoujideguangmangzhong,taxianggechutuwenwu。

jiangmingxinneizhuofachulehaobuyanshidechixiaosheng。

“tiana,tayongdeshishenmegudong?hainengkaijima?”

“biezheimeshuo,zheijiaofugu,lianjiudeqinghuainimenbudong。”

woshenbiandeshenqingciyehuangle,tazhuazhuwodeshou:“guyan,biechongdong。”

wofanshouwozhuta:“bieji。”

“nizhidaodiantiandengshishenmeyisima?yaohuaduoshaoqianma?”

taguimijiangmingxinshangqianpailuowodeshouji。

wowanyaoqujian,tataijiaocaisuiwoshoujipingmu,bolipianhuapolewozhijian。

“jiupingniyigeyongnuojiya,zhuanzhanggongnengdoumeiyoudeqionggui?”

woliangxiao:“xiexienitixingwogailiangdipaile。”

jiangmingxintaijiaojiuchaowotilai,beiwoduoguo。

“he,haidipai!qingci,nizheixiaobailianshizhenbudonghaishijiabudonga?

“diantiandeng?xiaosiwole,tayiweishidiancaima?”

“fuwuyuan,kuaibazheigefengzichachuqu!taraoluanpaimaihuile!”

zhouweidebinkeyefenfentoulaihuobiyihuokanhaoxidemuguang。

“najiadexiaohaizipaochulaihunao?”

“zhangderenmogouyangde,yuanlaishigeshazi。”

“babaiwan,tashenshangneitaoyifuyejiubashikuaiba!jinwandelezikezhenduo。”

zhuchirensaolewojiyanshuo:“gangcaishigewulong,jingjiajixu。”

“babaiwan,diyici!”

主持人敲了锤子。

jiangmingxinzuojuzhejiubei,xiangwomenshiyi,yanshenlimanshiqingmiehekuaiyi。

“babaiwan,dierci!”

沈清辞的眼睛红了。

tadichuiyanjie:“guyan,womenzouba。”

wotaishouqingqingfugaizhutadeshoubei,wushengdianfu。

接着我起身打断。

“zhuchiren,woshuoguo,wodiantiandeng,nimeitingdaoma?”

zhenggehuichangzaicianjingxialai。

“hahaha!”jiangmingxinxiaodehuazhiluanzhan,yanleidoukuaichulai。

“xiaohuajia,diantiandengkeshiyaomaijintiansuoyoupaipin!niyouqianma?”

zhuchirenyegenzhebunaifan:“xiansheng,womenzheiguiju,diantiandengzhe,xuyisuoyoupaipindijiazonghedeliangbei,maixiaquanchang。”

takanleyanwosuiliedeshouji,yanluqingmie:“jinwansuoyoupaipindijiazongheweisanyi,liangbeijiushiliuyi。”

“我出。”

zhiqianweilepabeiwobadaizhe,huiqujichengjiaye。

womeigaosushenqingcizhenshishenfen。

taweilewo,duocidikangtafuqindeyali。

tacongmeizaiwomianqianbaoyuanguoyiju。

jintiantazhishixiangnahuimuqinweiyideyiwu。

wobunengrangtashiwang:“ququliuyi,wochu。”

jiangmingxinchaonongdaxiao:“qingci,nitingjianlema?nineitiantiankaonichifandexiaohuajia,shuotayaonaliugeyichulai!”

“tabuhuishibamingbidangzhenqianleba?”

tashenbiandejigefujiazidiyegenzhehongxiaoqilai。

“jiangmingxin,biezheimeshuo,wanyirenjiazhenyouni?shuobudingshizhonglecaipiao。”

“liugeyidecaipiao?neidequnageguojiazhong?”

shenqingcituranqishen,jianghongjiupozaijirenlianshang:“bienanimendetongchouwei,laidianwuwodeayan!tabinimensuoyourendougaogui!”

kandaojirennaoxiu,wodangzaishenqingcimianqian。

“jiaonimenzhushidelai,woshuole,woyaodiantiandeng!”