第2章
帮什么忙？
linanxinxiayishilenglehui，dingdingdikanzhebaiyizhi。
“wozhishiyigexiaojizhe、lianzazhishezhengshibianzhidouhaimeishang，ruguobaixianshengshixiangrangwobangnicheshenmexinwendehua，kongpa……butaikeneng。”linanxinsuiranhenbuyuanyichengren，dantabudebushuodeshi，zijisuiranzhixiangyuanda，danmingbizhibo，nuligongzuolesangeyue，zheicaiganggangguoleshixiqi。
suoyibaiyizhideyaoqiu……kongpabunengshixian。
“做我未婚妻。”
“shenme？hahahazhenhaoxiao，yuanlaibaixianshengshiyigeyoumodechenggongrenshia，zheidiankebimouxieqiyejiayaohaohenduoe！”
linanxinpuchiyixiao，bazheiyicidexianliao，dangchengyicifangtan。
“nijuedewoshizaikaiwanxiao？”baiyizhilengyanyipie，lianshangshifenyansu。
raoshilinanxinshengxingleguan，yebudebuzhongshibaiyizhidebiaoqing；taerhuabushuodiyaoleyaotou，“baixiansheng，wosuirantancaitantoutiao，danwoshigecongmingren，nishengyichenggong、neiwaitiaojiangengbuyongwolaitixing，shenbianxiaoxiangnidenvren，kongpahenduo，suibianyizhaoshoubianyouyiqunrenlai‘yingpin’nideweihunqi，hebijuniyuwozheigexiaogouzini？”
“yinweinishilinanxin。”
“shenmeyisi？”tayouxiemengdong，hegaozhishangderenjiaoliusihuyoudiankunnan。
“linanxin，21sui，1996nianchushengyuxshi，biyeyuxdachuanmeixi。diyifengongzuoshiqingqingaiaizazhishedejizhe，jianchenggouzi，shoulimeishenmexianzhuchengji，danjinyoudeyitiaomingxingfeiwen，queyinweikoufengyan，meiyoubaochutaiduodeliao，suoyi……”
“baixianshengqingnidengdeng！wozenmetingzhebuxiangzaikuawoni？”
linanxinchadianqifeng，shenmejiaomeixianzhuchengjia？
tazhiqiankeshigenpaiguonanmingxingzhengdahejietoudououde，suirangonglaodoubeishangsiqiangle，kezheichengjiyenengsuanshitaqinshougenchulaidea。
“suinizenmexiang，linxiaojie，niyouliangtiaoxuanze：yi、zuowoweihunqi，er、wojiangyitoukuidezuimingduinijinxingqisu。”baiyizhishuodao，lianshangdebiaoqingbuxiangzaikaiwanxiao。
linanxinxianglaishiyigechiruanbuchiyingderen，baiyizhiyueshizheiyangshuo，jiuyuenengjifataguzilidepanniyinsu。
taxixiyixiao，“neimafanbaixianshengqisuba，meizhunwohainengdundalao，zheiyangbuyongjiaofangzu、buyongchouhuoshifei，tinghaode。zuihaobawoguangeshinianbanianzaifangwochulai。”
说完。
linanxindakaichemen，kegangzouliangbu，jiutingjianshenhouxiangqibaiyizhiliangrundeshengyin。
“qinzhu，nijiejuehaolinxiaojiedeshiqing。”
解决？怎么解决？
linanxinhaiweihuishen，zhijuedeboziyitong——baiyizhidemishuqinzhujingrandongcu！
danglinanxinzaicizhengkaiyandeshihou，zhigandaobeikongdiaochuidehunshenfaleng、toutongdekuaiyaobaozhale。
ruyanshijudadeshuijingdiaodeng，huaguiwubi。
buyuanchudeqiangbishang，shibaiyizhijudadexiaoxianghua，zheinanrenweimianyetaizilianleba！
linanxinroulerouejiao，queshunjiantingxialedongzuo。
ta、tazaibaiyizhidejiali？
jiangbeidayunzhiqiandexunxizhenglileyixia，linanxinchadianfengdiao！baiyizhijianzhijiushigeqiangdaoqiyejia，jingranguangtianhuarizhixiaqiangqiangminnv！
linanxincongchuangshangbengqilai，lianxiedougubushangchuanle，likewanglouxiapaoqu。
jiuzailinmenyijiaotaolizheidongwuzizhiji，lianggexizheweiqun、jiaoqiaokerendeshaonvlanzailetamianqian。
erhoujugong、weixiao，kaikou。
“夫人晚上好。”