【zhenjing！woshiqingtengxueyuanyixueshengjuexingsssjilingqishitianfu，quetantumeiseziganduoluo，qiyueejifeiwuqiling！】
【zhumingpinglunjiacaixinbiaoshi，zheigenianqingrenquefazerengan，shiwanquanhuajihuangmiu、zihuiqiantudexingwei。】
【shenlanshihuchengzhezuzhidailifuzeren，fuduizhangzhaohucheng，zheishigerenxuanzebuyuzhiping，danhuchengzhezuzhigandaoshiwang。】
【minzhongzifaqingyuan，jiangzheizhonglangfeixueyuanziyuandezhuchongtichushenlanshi，liufangxiachengqu，yijingxiaoyou！muqian，qingtengxueyuanyuanzhangchenguangpushangweijichudafu。】
“……”
zhiyigewanshang，hanzhanjuexingsssjitianfubingqiezhiqiyueleyigeejiqilingdexiaoxi，jiuxunsuzaizhenggeshenlanshifajiao。
minyuandieqi，mashengbuduan。
yourennuchihanzhanshi**，langfeitianfu，langfeixueyuanzaipei，duibuqidaxiaquantiminzhong。
yeyourenshuoxiayouweishihulijing，gouyinnanren，budehaosi，yaobatarenrouchulai。
yagelijiudianli，kanzhezheixiemanmadeshengyin，zhaohutuchuyikouyanquan，anyidimiqileyanjing。
“干爹，你真棒！”
xiaomeizaitabeihou，yuqiyuyuedishuo。
“wonagefangmianbang？”zhaohucishidexinqingdahao，fanwenleyiju。
“taoyan！”xiaomeijiaochen。
“zheiboyulun，zhishipudianeryi，suanshijitadekaiweicai。dengdaolelingqishikaohedeshihou，woyaorangtazhidao，shenmeshicanren。”
“ganhewodou，yebudianliangdianliangzijishishenmeshuiping，zhaosi！”
“shijianhaizao，keyizuogezaocao。”
……
hanzhanlaidaoqingtengxueyuanshi，zhouweiderendouduizhetazhizhidiandian，yilunfenfen。
shibushihaifachuyixiebiyidechixiaosheng。
buyihuier，xiayouweiyechuxianzaixiaomenkou。
tadexiaolianyouxieshabai，sihushimeizenmeshuihao，kandaohanzhan，talianmangyiluxiaopaozheguolai。
“dui……duibuqi……”
xiayouweishuangshouhuxiangniezheshouzhi，ditounierudao。
ruguobushiyinweita，hanzhanyebuhuizaoshouzheimeduomanmadihui，tahenzize。
hanzhanmeixinmeifeidixiaoleliangsheng，ranhoushenchushoushijinghaoleyixiaxiayouweidenaodai。
“biezhengtianyoushimeishijiudaoqian，nikeshixiaohua，zixinyidian。”
hanzhanshuohuajian，bayidaidongxisaidaolexiayouweihuaili。
“这是什么？”
“mianbao，haiyouniunai，caidaonikendingmeichizaofan。yihuilingqishikaohe，kebiediaolianzi。”
xiayouweibaozhezaofan，xinliyigunuanliuyongguo，tayonglidianlediantou。
“嗯！”
“zhiyuneixietiaoliangxiaochou。”hanzhandehuafengyizhuan，“jiurangtamenhaohaokankan，daodisheicaishifeiwu，sheicaishi**。”
“henhendatamendelian！”
“嗯！”
lingqishikaohe，shimeinianjuexingdahuiyihoudeyicidaxinghuodong。
tadejuban，zhizaishaixuanliangyoubuqidelingqishiheqiling，congeranpaitamenbutongdequxiang。
kaoheyigongfensangejieduan，fenbieshizhandou、zhiliaohejueceli。
meixiangkaohedoushifenbiedulidafende，
yejiushishuo，nizhiyaodanduyixiangdedafenhege，jiunengbeifenpeidaoduiyingdedifang。
zhandou，jiushizhanshi，wulunshiqianxianzuozhan，zhendigongjian，haishiyizhitansuo，doushiyouxiangyingdezhandouduiwu。
zhiliao，yeshigegeduiwulideyiliaofuzhurenyuan，huozhehoufangzhandouyiyuan。
jueceli，zheiwangwangdoushitongzhanbuqinzichuti，zhiweilenenggouzhaodaonianqingde“danao”，tongyubutongqingkuangxiadezhanchang。
lingqishikaoheyiyizhongda，meiyicidekaoheyedouyougegechengshiguanfangzhuanbo，jidazhongzhanshichulai。
zhiyuneixiesandaxiangdouwufadabiaodelingqishiheqiling，tamenjianghuibeiliufangdaoxiachengqu。
youshenglietai，wujingtianze。
zheigeshijiegengjiacanku，yegengjiazhenshi。
hanzhanhexiayouweilaidaolingqishikaohededifang，zheiliyijingjujilebushaocanjiakaohederen。
hanzhanyeyiyankandaozairenqunzhongdexiaomei，tahaoxiangchileshenmezibupinside，yiyeguoquyihouyoubianderongguanghuanfa。
还没等他看第二眼，
xiayouweiyijingchudaozijiqianmian，yonghounaoshaodangzhuleshixian。
“不许看！”
怎么还吃上醋了呢。
hanzhanzuijiaoqinzhexiaoyi，batadetoufaroudeyituanluan，redexiayouweiguaijiaoyisheng。
“你就是韩战？”
lengbudingyidaoshengyincongbeihouxiangqi，zhijianyigeshenqingjuaodenanshengzouleguolai。
“你是？”
“woshixiaomeidelingqishi，wanglvmao。”
“puchi。”hanzhanchadianbeizijidekoushuiqiangzhu。
zheigemingzi，qidezhenshitaiyoucaile。
wanglvmaodelianseyinlenglejifen。“nixiaoshenme？”
“buhaoyisi，wozhishituranxiangdaoleyijiantebiehaoxiaodeshiqing，yishimeirenzhu。”
“heng，tiaoliangxiaochou，huazhongquchong。hanzhan，nimeiyouxuanmeier，jianghuishinizuihouhuidejueding！”
“woyaoshizhenxuanleta，bujiumeinishenmexifenlema？daoshihounizainali，duozaibeizilimiandiaoxiaozhenzhu，yingyingying？”
hanzhanyebugentakeqi，zhijieduilehuiqu。
wanglvmaotingdaotadehua，xiayishiwojinlequantou。“ni！”
“lvmao，buyaogentayibanjianshi，yigejijiangbeiliufangxiachengqudefeiwubale。”
zheigeshihou，xiaomeiyecongrenqunzhongzouguolai。
tayongyanshenhenhenwanleyixiahehanzhantiedehenjinjuzhiqinnidexiayouwei，ranhouwanqiwanglvmaodeshou，xiangkaohedianzouqu。
考核已经开始。
第一关是战斗关。
lingqishiheqilinghuijinruyigeteshudezhandoukongjian，genjuceshiqiangdu，zhubuzengjiazhandoukongjianzhongchongzudeshulianghezhonglei。
cishidezhandoukongjiannei，wanglvmaohexiaomeibingjianerli。
“ceshinanduyi：yijieyichongheimangchong，yizhi。”suizhekaoheyuandeshengyinxiangqi，duimianzhalongbeidakai，yitouxiaoniududaxiaodechongzibeifanglejinlai。
heimangchong，yijieyichong，yimanlizhucheng，zhilidixia，picaorouhou。
duiyugangjuexingdeyijielingqishieryan，shiyigebuxiaodetiaozhan。
王律茂低喝一声，
yidaocuilvseguangmangcongtatineizhanfang，zhujianhuijuyutouding，xingchengzhulu。
sjitianfu，piruchaolu。
shizhanzhenenggoudafutishengqilinghezishendeshuxingzhi。
xiaomeitongshihuanhuazhangqiangxingtai，zaipiruchaoludejiachixia，qiangshenxianqiyingrao，poweibufan！
“破！”
mianduiyingmianchonglaideheimangchong，wanglvmaoshuangshouwoqiang，mengdiqianchuo。
fenglideqiangjianjingziciruqizhong，heimangchongfachuqilidehoujiaosheng，
danheimangchongpicaorouhoudetexing，rangtajishibeizhazailezhimingbuwei，yenengkaozhemanlijixuxiangqianchonglai。
wanglvmaojinyaozheya，chenxiabixuexiyinqiang。
xiayimiao，baisexianlingzhiqijidang，yijujiangqiyiqiangguanchuan！
一阶黑牤虫，死。
“zailai！”tabuwudeyidiyangqiqiangjian，zhanyiangyang。
kandaozheiyimu，weiguanqunzhongchuanlaizhenzhenjinghu。
“他好帅！”
“zheijiushisjitianfudelingqishima？yetaiqiangleba！”
“sjiqilingbixuexiyinqiang，lianpicaorouhoudeheimangchongdounengyiqiangtongchuan！”
“hanzhanni？neigeqiyueleejiqilingdefeiwu，woxianzaijiuzhixiangkantalianshangdebiaoqing，hahahaha！”
“bieji，xiayigejiushitashangchang，kuaiguolaikan，mashangxiaochoukaishibiaoyanle！”