第1章 狗男女

“shendan,nishiwozhaoneiduigounannvbaochoudexiwang,qianwanbuyaorangwoshiwang!”

zhenbufanshuangmuxinghong,quantoujinwo,sisidedingzheyanqianpiaofude,quantoudaxiaodelvdan,jinzhangzhetadaodinengfuchulaigehedengnitiandeshenshou!

tajingliduoshaoshengsi,congweirucijinzhangguo,kezheici,zheikedankeyishuoshitahuoxiaqudexiwang,shitademing,buyoudetabujinzhang。

zaizheigeshijieshang,ruoxiangchengweiqiangzhe,jiubixuyaohelingshouqiandinglinghunqiyue,liangzhexinyixiangtong,gongtongxiulian,bingjianzuozhan,cainengchengwei**heyideyushoushi!

tazhenbufancengshidaliangguo,pianyuanjunchengfenglinjundetiancaishaonian,yeshijunshouzhenpingdeerzi。

neinian,tayifenglinjundiyidezitai,huodedaliangguoshengdi‘wujixuegong’deluquboshu。

huaizheyigeqiangzhezhimeng,zhenbufantashangleqianwangxuegongzhilu。zaituzhong,ouyubeixiongshouweigongdelixueer。

yankanlixueerjiuyaochengweixiongshoudewancan,zhenbufanrutianshenjianglin,zhanshaxiongshou,jiulelixueer。liangrenyouciyiluxiangban,tongshang‘wujixuegong’。

yiludexianghufuchi,liangrenhushenghaogan,henkuaiqingxinbici。

xinruxuegongde,jieshiwaimendizi,youneimenshixiongdanrenlaoshi。liangrenhenxingyun,beineimendiyitianjiaoyueqingkanzhong,shouguimenxia。

eryueqingzishenhaishidaliangguodiyihaomen,yuefudedagongzi,wuluntadenayizhongshenfen,doulingrenqingmu,yangwang。

zhenbufanzishiduiyueqingzunjingwubi,kewanwanmeixiangdao,tahelixueeryiyang,jingshibeiliedaiduxiaoderen。

sannianqian,zhenbufanqianwang‘guyizhanchang’lilian,jiusicaihuodeyidao‘shenshoujingpo’。

‘shenshoujingpo’jiazhiliancheng,naichuanshuozhongdeshenshouyiliu。ruoshibeihunqilingshoulianhua,wulunshilingshouhaishizhuren,doujiangdedaomodajiyuan,youjidajilvchengweijueshiqiangzhe!

zhenbufanzizhiqiwubizhengui,bianxunsuzangshen,rangtadehunqilingshoualonglianjinshoujing。

guilaihou,hetaxinaidelixueertanqililianzhishi,meiyousihaoyinman。

jiuzaidangye,lixueeryiqingzhuweiming,yaoqingzhenbufandaotadezhuchutongyin。

jiudaonongshiqinggengshen,lixueerweirutadehuaizhong,jiuzaizhenbufanxintiaojiasu,yinshanghongchunzhiji,lixueerdahujiuming。

fangmenpengdeyishengbeiyueqingdasui,baonuchusheng:“qinshou!”

“**gouzei!”lixueerzaizhenbufandelianshang,henhendayibazhang,pujinyueqinghuailitongkuliuti。

yueqingshuoshimenbuxing,chuanchuquyoushanglixueerdeqingyu,fanshoubianjiangtaqinxia,tongshidaizoushangletahunqilingshoudilong,tashanglixueerdeqicaikongque,jinle‘wujixuegong’waidelingshoushanmai。

zhenbufanwanwanmeixiangdao,tazuiaidenvzi,jingranhuotongtazuizunjingdeshifu,xianhaiyuta,shalealong,chouchushenshoujingpo,feitaxiuwei,rangtalunweifeiren,yongshibudefanshen!

youci,‘wujixuegong’chuanchuyiduanjiahua。

zhenbufanduitongmenshimeixinhuaibugui,yuqiangxingbuguizhishi。diyitianjiaoyueqing,dayimieqin,feiletadedizi。kuanhourenci,liulegoutuyiming。qie,haixixindegujilixueerqingyu,meiyougongkaichuli。

erlixueerzhientubao,yishenxiangxu,yueqingbuzaihulixueerchadianbeidianwu,tongyihetazaiyiqi。bingbuweiyulijiaotaxiulian,suoyouxiulianziyuandoujitaliuzhe。

congci,lixueerxiuweitufeimengjin,chengweineimendizixindeshidatianjiaozhiyi!

liangrenrushenxianjuanlvban,rangrenxianmu,beirenchuansong。

erjiahuadechengjiuzhezhenbufan,chenglesuoyourentuomadegoutu。

zhenbufanjiusiyishengpahuijiashi,tadechoushizaoyichuanbian,chengweiwushurentuomadeduixiang,shoujin**。kesheiyouzhidao,zheiqizhongdeyinqing。

huidaofenglinjundezheisannian,neiyedecanku,wushucichuangjinmengjing,zhemozheta。alonglinsiqiandeyanshen,linsiqiandesihou,douzaigezhetadexin。

yueqinghelixueerlikaishideyiwei,wuqingdecuicanzhetadeshenjing。

neiyetianleigungun,tiankongruxueyibanyinhong,zhenbufanzhongshangchuisi,ruofeizaimiliuzhiji,tahuluandetunxiayimeilailibumingdelvdan,tazaoyisizaineipianshanlinzhong。

yeshizhenbufandejiyuanzaohua,zheimeidanshenyiwubi。beizhenbufantunxiahou,lvdanhuazuoyidaoguangluoyutacanpodedantiannei,jiangzhitianchongdewubiyuanman。

erhou,tashenshangdejutongbianxiaoshile,shengmingjingqibuzailiushi,zheicairangzhenbufandeyixiuyangshengxi,huozhehuidaojia。

gengnitiandeshi,zheisannianjian,zheimeishendanneideshengmingbujinhetaqianlehunqi,gengshizhujianxiufuletacanpodedantian!

yaozhidao,dantianposui,yaoshiwuyi,zongshiniyoutongtianchedizhineng,yebunengjiangzhifuyuan,

kezheimeishendan,tazuodaole!

这简直天方夜谭!

yejiuzaijinri,zhenbufandantianchediwanzheng,gengshengyiwang,shendanhuazuoyidaoliuguang,toutierchu,xuanfuxukong,sanfaguanghua,youliewenmanyan!

kacazhishengyuefamiji,shijianbujiu,guanghuashanmei,yizhixiaoqiaodeshengmingchuxianzaizhenbufanmianqian。

tatongtibilv,yingerquantoudaxiaodenaodai,shouwancuxideshenqu,yanjingzeida,mengdongmimang。

daikanqingtaxinxinnianniandeshenshouzhenronghou,zhenbufanliandoulvle,jingdezhijiebaolecukou:“wokao!caiqingchong!”

yuanyiweinengweitaxiubudantiandenitianshendan,huifuchulaizhiqiangdadeshenshou,kexianzaipoqiaoerchude,jingshiyitiaojizaizidounengchidiaodecaiqingchong,zheihaitanhezhongxiu,baochouxuehen?

turan,zhenbufanyanqiandechangjingdouranbianhuan,huanghujian,tasilaidaojiutianzhishang,xingkongcuican,yitiaomoqingsedejulong,weifenglinlin,henggenhuanyu,yinxiaoliekong。

julongyidong,yikekedaxingbenglie,rutianbeng。julongyizhen,shikongposui,rujiyuanzhongsu。

“wunaiyutianditongshenghunduncanglong,tiannanmie,dinanzang。niganmieshilunhuijiyuan,wubianfanijiutianshidi,lunhuijimie!”

yishenglixiao,mantianxingdoujiesuijulongchenfu,nixingershang,chongjinanzhongzhiandetianzhitianshang。

chaneijian,tiantadixian,huanyubengsui,xingdouminmie,zhongshengaihao。

jinjiezhe,yishengqilidezhangyin,youdaoqingguangcongtianzhitianshangzhuiluoerxia,guanchuanwushuxingdou,xiaoshibujian。

zhenbufanmengdiconghuamianzhongjingxing,yisaoxianqiandetieqinglian,zhenjingdedingzheyanqiandecaiqingchong,chengmujieshe:“wokao,zheizhangdegencaiqingchongsidexiaodongxi,jingshizhicunzaiyuchuanshuozhongdehunduncanglong!”