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wosile,linghunpiaozaikongzhong,kanzhetamenhuanhu,zuiligaohanzhedakuairenxin。
wopiepiezui,kanbuqitamen,suiranwobeitamendasile,kewoyiranbufuqi,zheimeduorendawoyige,keweishixiangdangbuyaolianle,yaoshidantiao,tamenmeiyigenengdade。
huanhuguohou,tamenxiangjiangwocuoguyanghui,shengpawozaihuoguolai,tamenhaizhendepajilewo,kewoyouzuocuoleshenmeni。
jiuzaiyouyilaotouyaodongshouzhishi,yidaojianguangpokongerchu,zhizhichazaineilaotoudejiaobian。
worendeneibajian,shiwoneigerangrenyanebuyidedashixiongde,tayelailema,yedui,meirenbitagengkanbuguanwole,zheizhongshihou,tayedelaicougerenao。
dashixiongchuxian,zhanzaiwodeshitiqianmian,zhaohuichazaidishangdepeijian。
[songyu,nixiangzuoshenme,niyaoweilezheigemotouweinishizhang,beipanshimenma!]
laotouqidechuihuzidengyan,neilaotoushisongyudeshifu,yeshiwodeshifu。
dashixionghaishitaneifusirenlian,jibianzuitaoyanderensile,yemeiyoubandiangaoxing,jibianbeishifuma,yemeiyoubandianshengqi。
[shifu,jiangwandeshiti,woyaole。]
dashixiongshuoyaowodeshitijiuhepingrilishuoyaoganmaganmayiyang,haosishishenmepingchangdeshi,haodaiwocengjingyeshigehuoshengshengderenhaoba,nengbunengzunzhongwoyidian。
kexiwoshuohuatatingbujian,buranwohaidemata。
shixiongshitianzhijiaozi,zhenggexianmendoushuotashiqianniannandeyiyudetiancai,jiayishiri,bidingfeishengchengxian。
shixiongqueshilihai,xianmenrenkanzhongta,yejingweita,yinweitashiqiangzhe。
shifuqidezhanghonglelian,qitamenpaichulaidazhehaha,hualihuawaijiushitongyibawodeshitijishixiongdeyisi,yijushitiheyigetiancai,tamenzhidaozenmexuan。
suoyourendouzoule,shixiongzheicaizhuanguoshenlai,queshiguizailewodeshitipangbian,wolengzhule,songyushihedengrenye,jingranyehuiyoujiwoxiaguideyitian。