moucizhibo,woyinsileyigexiaoludan,haibeitamaleyidun。
diertianwocaizhidao,neigejuranshiwotongyanjiusuodeshixiong!
jiuming!xianzaitiantahailaidejima?!
majiadiaodeneitian,wodouzhetuibeishixiongenzaimenshang。
「ndalanlingwang?yebuguorucia,haibushiyaoguaiguaidejiwodafu
1、
「嘿,小卤蛋!」
wokanzheduifangdezhenronglimianyougeluban,shunjianwodexingqujiushanglaile,zheibushisongshangmenlaiderentouma。
wopiaoleyiyanpingmushangdedanmu,quanshishuoyuyumashangyouyaobudangrenle,zhunbeizuolaoyinbile。
「ze,zheizenmenengjiaobudangrenni,yaoshiwodunbudaota,neikendingjiushiwodeshiwu,yaoshibeiwodundaole,neijiushitadeshiwulea。」
kaijuwojiuxianquyequle,kanzhexiaolubanzaifayuluqingbing,suikoushuoleju,「wodexiaoludan,dengzhejiejieqingwanyequjiulaichongxingnia。」
danmushangmianquanshihahahadeyipian。
haiyourenshuo,zheigechongxingbuyaoyeba,huiqi!
meicuo,woshigeyouxizhubo,genbiedenvhaizibutaiyiyang,wowanzheigeyouxi,zuixihuandejiushilanlingwangle。
zhuanmenyinbieren,suiranlaoshibeimaba,buguowozijiwandekaixina。
yeyinweizheiyang,zaizheigezhibopingtaiyesuanshijileileyixiefensi,mianqiangzhuanledianqian。
kenengshiyinweiwoxianzaizaizhibolimiandoubijiaofangfeiziwole,suoyidajiadouxihuanzaidanmushangmiangenwokaiwanxiao。
2、
dangranwoyebushiyikaishijiuzhibenxiaoluban,woyemeineimequede,xianquzhualeyixiatazhihou,woyoupaodaozhonglule。
danshibuzhidaoweisha,talaoshiwangwoshenshangzhuang,woyibianchongzhefensishuo,「kanba,zheishitazijizhuangdaowoshenshangdea,bushiwozijizhenduitaa。」
yibianshouqidaoluodejiushougelexiaolubanderentou。
benyiweitahuibizhewoyidian,meixiangdaotayuecuoyueyong,feiyaolaigenwoduixian。
tashudeshihou,zhanjizhendeshicanburendu,wodouzaixiangtahuibuhuibeitadeduiyoujubaoa。
danmushangmianquanshiduixiaolubandetongqing,yushiwokailexiayiju,rangdajiawangjishangyigelubandefangfa,jiushiyudaoxiayigeluban。
danshikaijuzhihou,wokandaoshuxidemingzi,yijishuxideluban。
我真的傻眼了。
「hahahaha,zheigelubanzenmehaishitaa!」
「kanlaizheigelubanqueshishixihuanyuyudelanlingwanga。」
「wanle,buzhidaoduimiandelubanshibushiyigenvhaizi,pashijintianwanshangnengbeiyuyujiqikuba。」
「hahahahaha,shuxidelanlingwang,shuxideyuanzhongludan。」
woyibiankaiju,yibiansikaozhezheiyiju,yaobuyaojitafangfangshui,danshizheigeshihouwoturanxiangdaoleyijuhua,duiduishoudefangshui,shiduiliangfangdebuzunzhong。
yushi……zheiyijudexiaoludan,youbeiwojichuibaole。
3、
dierjujieshu,wopipeiledisanju,kandaoshuxidemingzizhihou,wozijidoubuzhidaozenmejieshixianzaidechangmian。
zheizhuangcheyezhuangdetaihenleba!
wodiguzhe:「zheigerenshibushizaikanwozhiboa,yaoburanzenmebabadougenwozhuangzaiyiqile。」
womalidesuolelanlingwang,yikanduimian,tajuranyouyouyousuoleluban!
「zheiweipengyou,yaoshinizhendezaikanwodezhibo,nizijizhuyiyidianbuyaogenwoduixiankeyima?」
danmushangmianyoushiyipianhahaha,zhenjiushiwobufangshuitamenyoutongqingrenjia,fangshuiyoushuowojishubuxing。
xianzaidejinzhubabazhendeshihennansihoua!
woyijingzaijulihenbikaitale,meixiangdaotahaishiyirujiwangdecoudaowodemianqian。
beiwoshaleliucizhihou,zheiweixiongdizhongyushibiebuzhule。
dazimawo,yebusuanshimaba,shuodehaitingwenmingde,kandewodoubuhaoyisishatale,dangranzheijinjinshicunzaiyuwoweiruodeliangxinlimian。
现在我没有良心。
zaiyicishougeletaderentouzhihou,wohaidaleyigeduibuqi。
wohenkaixin,xiaolubanhenfennu,kanzhetakanzhezijitoushangdetixing,jiudaochuluancuan,jieguoyixiazijiuzhuangdaowoshenshangdeyangzi,wojiugengjiakaixinle。
xiaoludanzaicijieshuzijiduanzandeshengmingzhihou,woyoukaishiqubiededifangshougerentou,fanzhengzhengchangxialai,jiutingdaoxiaolubanmamalieliedeshengyin,haiyouwoduibuqidechaofengsheng。
taduiyoudourangtabuyaozaisongle,danshitahenjianqiang,feiyaolaigenwogang。
dangran,zuihoutahaishishule。
4、
zhibodeshijianchabuduoyedaole,wogenfensishuoleyishengzhihou,jiuzhijiexialexian,danshiyouxihaimeixiaxian。
woturanxiangzhidaozheigexiaolubandaodishishenmerenwu,weishenmeduiwodelanlingwangzheimedeqingyouduzhong。
yushiwotuichuquzhihou,dianleyaoqing,diyicimeilai,diercijujuele。
meishi,shibuguosan,yushiwodianledisanci。
zaizuihouyimiaodeshihou,tazhongyutongyile。
wogangzhunbeikaimaishuoliangjuhua,jieguoneibianjiuxiankaimaishuohuale,diyijuhua。
neigeshengyinjiuxiangshiyixiazizhuangjinlewodeneige……e……xinba。
erqiehaizhendeshigenansheng,shengyinjuhaoting,chunchundedipaoyin,jiushizheigeshengyinba,sihuhebiederendeshengyinyoudianxiangsi。
「nihaizhuanmenlaichaofengwo?」
wohaimeikaikou,neibianneikaishishuchule,zheigeshihouwohenqingxingzijixialezhibole。
buranxianzaidoubeifensixiaosileba,richangsaohuaneimeduoderen,xianzaiquebeirenjiashuodeyijuhuadouhuibushangle。
zhongyuneibianderentingxialezijideshuchu,ranhouhelekoushui。
budebushuo,taheshuideshengyinhaoxiangyetingxinggande。
wotanpaile,woshigebiantai,tajiusuanshiyongzheigeshengyinmashangyigexiaoshi,wodoubuhuiyanfan。
「neibiebeiwozhidaonishinaerderen,beiwozhidaole,wolianyeshunzhewangxianguolaidaoni。」
wotingdaozheier,shunjianjiulailexingqule,wanlezheimejiudelanlingwangle,kendingshizijidachuleyipiantianderena。
wokaimaikesouleyisheng,ranhoushuoleju:「hei!ndalanlingwang,dengnilaitiaozhan。」
taturanjiubushuohuale,guolesanmiaozhongjiuxiaxianle。
woxunsizhe,wozijideshengyinhaoxiangyemeiyouzheimenantingba。