第1章

moucizhibo,woyinsileyigexiaoludan,haibeitamaleyidun。

diertianwocaizhidao,neigejuranshiwotongyanjiusuodeshixiong!

jiuming!xianzaitiantahailaidejima?!

majiadiaodeneitian,wodouzhetuibeishixiongenzaimenshang。

「ndalanlingwang?yebuguorucia,haibushiyaoguaiguaidejiwodafu

1、

「嘿,小卤蛋!」

wokanzheduifangdezhenronglimianyougeluban,shunjianwodexingqujiushanglaile,zheibushisongshangmenlaiderentouma。

wopiaoleyiyanpingmushangdedanmu,quanshishuoyuyumashangyouyaobudangrenle,zhunbeizuolaoyinbile。

「ze,zheizenmenengjiaobudangrenni,yaoshiwodunbudaota,neikendingjiushiwodeshiwu,yaoshibeiwodundaole,neijiushitadeshiwulea。」

kaijuwojiuxianquyequle,kanzhexiaolubanzaifayuluqingbing,suikoushuoleju,「wodexiaoludan,dengzhejiejieqingwanyequjiulaichongxingnia。」

danmushangmianquanshihahahadeyipian。

haiyourenshuo,zheigechongxingbuyaoyeba,huiqi!

meicuo,woshigeyouxizhubo,genbiedenvhaizibutaiyiyang,wowanzheigeyouxi,zuixihuandejiushilanlingwangle。

zhuanmenyinbieren,suiranlaoshibeimaba,buguowozijiwandekaixina。

yeyinweizheiyang,zaizheigezhibopingtaiyesuanshijileileyixiefensi,mianqiangzhuanledianqian。

kenengshiyinweiwoxianzaizaizhibolimiandoubijiaofangfeiziwole,suoyidajiadouxihuanzaidanmushangmiangenwokaiwanxiao。

2、

dangranwoyebushiyikaishijiuzhibenxiaoluban,woyemeineimequede,xianquzhualeyixiatazhihou,woyoupaodaozhonglule。

danshibuzhidaoweisha,talaoshiwangwoshenshangzhuang,woyibianchongzhefensishuo,「kanba,zheishitazijizhuangdaowoshenshangdea,bushiwozijizhenduitaa。」

yibianshouqidaoluodejiushougelexiaolubanderentou。

benyiweitahuibizhewoyidian,meixiangdaotayuecuoyueyong,feiyaolaigenwoduixian。

tashudeshihou,zhanjizhendeshicanburendu,wodouzaixiangtahuibuhuibeitadeduiyoujubaoa。

danmushangmianquanshiduixiaolubandetongqing,yushiwokailexiayiju,rangdajiawangjishangyigelubandefangfa,jiushiyudaoxiayigeluban。

danshikaijuzhihou,wokandaoshuxidemingzi,yijishuxideluban。

我真的傻眼了。

「hahahaha,zheigelubanzenmehaishitaa!」

「kanlaizheigelubanqueshishixihuanyuyudelanlingwanga。」

「wanle,buzhidaoduimiandelubanshibushiyigenvhaizi,pashijintianwanshangnengbeiyuyujiqikuba。」

「hahahahaha,shuxidelanlingwang,shuxideyuanzhongludan。」

woyibiankaiju,yibiansikaozhezheiyiju,yaobuyaojitafangfangshui,danshizheigeshihouwoturanxiangdaoleyijuhua,duiduishoudefangshui,shiduiliangfangdebuzunzhong。

yushi……zheiyijudexiaoludan,youbeiwojichuibaole。

3、

dierjujieshu,wopipeiledisanju,kandaoshuxidemingzizhihou,wozijidoubuzhidaozenmejieshixianzaidechangmian。

zheizhuangcheyezhuangdetaihenleba!

wodiguzhe:「zheigerenshibushizaikanwozhiboa,yaoburanzenmebabadougenwozhuangzaiyiqile。」

womalidesuolelanlingwang,yikanduimian,tajuranyouyouyousuoleluban!

「zheiweipengyou,yaoshinizhendezaikanwodezhibo,nizijizhuyiyidianbuyaogenwoduixiankeyima?」

danmushangmianyoushiyipianhahaha,zhenjiushiwobufangshuitamenyoutongqingrenjia,fangshuiyoushuowojishubuxing。

xianzaidejinzhubabazhendeshihennansihoua!

woyijingzaijulihenbikaitale,meixiangdaotahaishiyirujiwangdecoudaowodemianqian。

beiwoshaleliucizhihou,zheiweixiongdizhongyushibiebuzhule。

dazimawo,yebusuanshimaba,shuodehaitingwenmingde,kandewodoubuhaoyisishatale,dangranzheijinjinshicunzaiyuwoweiruodeliangxinlimian。

现在我没有良心。

zaiyicishougeletaderentouzhihou,wohaidaleyigeduibuqi。

wohenkaixin,xiaolubanhenfennu,kanzhetakanzhezijitoushangdetixing,jiudaochuluancuan,jieguoyixiazijiuzhuangdaowoshenshangdeyangzi,wojiugengjiakaixinle。

xiaoludanzaicijieshuzijiduanzandeshengmingzhihou,woyoukaishiqubiededifangshougerentou,fanzhengzhengchangxialai,jiutingdaoxiaolubanmamalieliedeshengyin,haiyouwoduibuqidechaofengsheng。

taduiyoudourangtabuyaozaisongle,danshitahenjianqiang,feiyaolaigenwogang。

dangran,zuihoutahaishishule。

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zhibodeshijianchabuduoyedaole,wogenfensishuoleyishengzhihou,jiuzhijiexialexian,danshiyouxihaimeixiaxian。

woturanxiangzhidaozheigexiaolubandaodishishenmerenwu,weishenmeduiwodelanlingwangzheimedeqingyouduzhong。

yushiwotuichuquzhihou,dianleyaoqing,diyicimeilai,diercijujuele。

meishi,shibuguosan,yushiwodianledisanci。

zaizuihouyimiaodeshihou,tazhongyutongyile。

wogangzhunbeikaimaishuoliangjuhua,jieguoneibianjiuxiankaimaishuohuale,diyijuhua。

neigeshengyinjiuxiangshiyixiazizhuangjinlewodeneige……e……xinba。

erqiehaizhendeshigenansheng,shengyinjuhaoting,chunchundedipaoyin,jiushizheigeshengyinba,sihuhebiederendeshengyinyoudianxiangsi。

「nihaizhuanmenlaichaofengwo?」

wohaimeikaikou,neibianneikaishishuchule,zheigeshihouwohenqingxingzijixialezhibole。

buranxianzaidoubeifensixiaosileba,richangsaohuaneimeduoderen,xianzaiquebeirenjiashuodeyijuhuadouhuibushangle。

zhongyuneibianderentingxialezijideshuchu,ranhouhelekoushui。

budebushuo,taheshuideshengyinhaoxiangyetingxinggande。

wotanpaile,woshigebiantai,tajiusuanshiyongzheigeshengyinmashangyigexiaoshi,wodoubuhuiyanfan。

「neibiebeiwozhidaonishinaerderen,beiwozhidaole,wolianyeshunzhewangxianguolaidaoni。」

wotingdaozheier,shunjianjiulailexingqule,wanlezheimejiudelanlingwangle,kendingshizijidachuleyipiantianderena。

wokaimaikesouleyisheng,ranhoushuoleju:「hei!ndalanlingwang,dengnilaitiaozhan。」

taturanjiubushuohuale,guolesanmiaozhongjiuxiaxianle。

woxunsizhe,wozijideshengyinhaoxiangyemeiyouzheimenantingba。