第5章
tahaijidequniandeshihou，cengjingzhanzaibolichuangqiankanzhezheidongpolou，hentongqingdeshuoleju：“zheimeyingxiangshizhengdelou，juranhaibaoliuzhijin，jianzhishigeqiji，ebu，yinggaishuoshiqipa。”
anchengchengrenzijidianbei，juranyouyitianhuilunluodaobaozhegongsiyuanlaijinguangshanshuodepaizi，zoudaozheidongpolouli。
jinhuyigecangkudaxiaodebangongshi，limianzhengyituanhunluan，xiangzihezifangleyidi，bangongzhuogengshiwaiwaixiexie，anchengxilidekanjiantamen《you７you８》zazhishedeshezhangdabosszhengkaozaiqiangjiao，pengzhexinkoukuaiyaofanbingdeyangzi。
zaluandebangongshizhongjian，zhengzhanzhetamenzazhishededanghongjiaojihuazhouweiwei。
henduotongshidoujingqiaoqiaodezuozaineili，kanjiananchengchuxiandeshihou，yourenshanyideduita“xu”lesheng，yisishibuyaoshuohua。
anchengzheicaihuangranfaxian，zheiyimuheranshizhouweiweiheshezhangduizhidechangmian。
zhouweiweijinnianyijingsanshisansui，gongzuonenglijiqiang，zaianchenggangjinzazhishedeshihou，jiuyourenpaizhetadejianbangshuo：shelizuiniuqidejizhejiushizhouweiweile，ziyuanduo、renlaolianerqiegendemingxingyeduo。jibenshangxiangchutoujiudewenwentajibujifanchi。
qianduanshijianzazhisheturanjianshuoyalihenda，jizhemenyounabuhuishenmehaodexinwen，anchenghaitebieqiguaiguo，bushiyouzhouweiweime？zheiweinvshenyiyangderenwuzaizazhisheliyijingbuyayuyigejiuxing，danshitayelaibujiwen，jiuyijingbeirenglechulai。
jintianhaishidiyicikanjianzhouweiweimanmianhanshuangdezhanzaibangongshizhongjian，ershezhangzhengzhizhetanuma：“haonigezhouweiwei，langxingoufei，womensheliduiniyixiangbuboba？wowaxinwafeidedaini，jiuhuanlainizheiyangdeenjiangchoubao？”
“hehe。”zhouweiweiyidianyebujuezhekuijiu，ershiweiweiyangqineixingzhuangjiaohaodexiahe，“shezhang，chouhuashuozaiqianmian，xianzaimeitiyeneibujingzhengneimelihai，benlaijiushiyoushenglietai，sheliyangdelajitaiduole，fouzezenmehuiyuelaiyuechajing？”
dangzhouweiweizheimeshuodeshihou，henduozhengzaimomomangliuderendouweiweiyizheng，shezhanggengshiqidexianxiejueguoqu，zhizhezhouweiweinudao：“nizaishuoshenme？”
anchengzaiwaimianqidefeidouyaozhale，jianguojiande，meijianguozheimejiande，erqietajuezhezuibukesiyideshi，zhenggebangongshili，jurandouzaimobuzuoshengdeditouzuoshi，meiyouyigebangshezhangshuohuade，tajingzhichonglejinqu，“nishuosheishilajini？”
zhouweiweipitoujiuhuida：“shuodejiushini！”
shunjianbangongshijiuanjinglexialai，fangfoyigenzhendiaoxiadounengtingdeqingchu，jiangjinbairendehuxishengdoubiandededuancuqilai。
anchengzaizazhisheyijingyouliangniandeshijian，taduizheigepinpaifeichangdeyouganqing，daobushishuozazhiyouduohao，ershizheigeshezhangyouduohao。anchengcongxuexiaobiyeyihou，chadianmimangdezhaobudaogongzuodeshihou，shishezhangduitajinxinglekending，shezhangshuo，zheishigehaomiaozi，siweiminjiekouchiqingchuerqieganzuogandang，jianglaikendingnengchengdaqi，meijingyanmeiguanxi，liuxialaihaohaopeiyang。
anchenghezhouweiweipingshiyejiushigediantouzhijiao，bijingzhouweiweizaigongsishuyuhexindeweizhi，anchengzeshigemeitianweilehunwenbaoerdaochuliudadexiaojizheeryi，lianggerenzhijianbingmeiyoutaiduodejiaoji。
zhouweiweishuowanyihou，kanzheanchengcuoedebiaoqing，henshizidedexiaolexiao，“zenme。woshuocuoleme？buguowojintianlaizheiliyemeiyoushenmetebiedeshiqing，woshilaigaosugeweitongshide，《baguawang》zazhimuqianhaizaidaliangzhaoxinrendejieduan，youjingyanderenyouqishiwodaiguoquderenkendinghuizhongyong，suoyixianggenwoquduimianbangongderen，zhuajinshijianshoushidongxi，gongzidaiyuyiqiehaotan。”