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xiaoguweiledangwanghong，**mamashuhoubanluode**fawangshang。
biaoti：“nvrenhaishibunengtaipang，buranshoushuhouzhinengxiangzhuyiyangbeisangenanrenkangzhezhuanchuangwei。”
worangxiaogushandiao，zaodaolebabayijiadeweigong，shenzhihaishuoyaobabahewoduanjueguanxi，bianchengyigemeibadehaizi。
笑死，当我三岁啊。
houlaiwobababahongxiaogushuijuede**fawangshang。
“haoke，leidaxiangle！！！48suigegehong38sui**shuijue”#outubiaoqingbao
当谁不会啊。
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mamazaijiabuxiaoxinshuaidao，haihaowoxiabandezao，burannaochuxueshiyaomingde。
wodoubuganxiangxiang，yigerenmeiyoumamayaozenmeshenghuo。
duiyumabaonvlaishuo，zijikeyisi，danshimamabukeyi。
laomashuhougexiangzhizhenpingwen，zhunbeichuliyixiaduijidegongzuoxiaoxi，quekanjianguimijiwofalesishijitiaoxiaoxiheweijiedianhua。
dabingshoujizhe：“zihan，mamazainayigeyiyuan。nibiepa，womashanglai。haiyounikankanwofanidelianjie，zheige**sheipaide？zheigeshibushizanmaya？”
“yiyuan？haishinineigenaoziyoubingdexiaogu？”
womanlianyihuodidianjin**lianjie。
**limian，mamacaiguolemazuishijian，yaocongshoushuchuanghuandaobingfangdechuangshang，danshiyinweimamatizhongbijiaoda，weileanquanqijian，hushijiurangsangenanhugongbangmangtuozhuchuangdanyiqifalinuoyixia。
shoushushichulaideshihouyifushifanchuande，xiabanshenchazhedaoniaoguan。
huamianlidemama，liansecanbai。
“tiantiandexiaobaitu”，jiushiwoxiaoguzhanghuanhuandeduan**zhanghao。
zheige**debiaotijingranhaishi：“nvrenhaishibunengtaipang，buranshoushuhouzhinengxiangzhuyiyangbeisangenanrenkangzhezhuanchuangwei。”
pinglunqudeyanlunjuranmeijigezaizhize，quanshixieweisuonan。
“niua，womenjiaguonianshanianzhu，douyongbulesangenanrenanzhe。”
“meirenjuedenvrenjiushizheiyangdetuicaihaokan，xiliu，xiliu~~”
dixiashi1775huifu，woshenzhibuganzhankaikan，liangyanyihei，quanshendexuewangnaoziyongqu，shouzhishunjianbingliang，yizhibuzhudefennu！
woxianyongweifafanzuiheqinfanquanyideliyou，jubaole**，danshijubao**shifouchenggonghaiyaodeng。
zhijiezhaozuikuihuoshougengkuai。
dadianhuajixiaogu，wojinshoujideshouzhiyijingfanbaimeiyoulexuese：
“zhanghuanhuan，nixianzaimashangba**shandiao，burannijiudengzhechiguansiba？”
xiaoguneibianxianzaihenchao，haoxiangshizainaliqingzhu，wotingjianle“**guowushiwan...zhuhe...huanjie...”renaodehen。
worenzhumeiyoubashoujirengchuqu，shenhuxipingfuleyixia：“womahaodaishinisaozi，nizhijiezheiyangpaile**fangzaiwangshang，rangrenzheiyanghaowudixiandetaolunzijijialiren，ninaoziyoubingma？”
duimiandexiaoshengzhouranxiaoshi：“dui!woshiyoubing！haibushiyinweinihenimalianggesangmenxing，xiangrangwobaliuliangzheimehaode**shandiao，zuomeng，niyaoshixianggaowo，jiudengzhenibaheniduanjueguanxiba，biedaraowodeqingzhuhui，huiqisile！！！”
“zaishuole，bujiushiloulediantuizaiwaimian，nimapangchengzheiyang，haibuzhidaoduojiumeichuanguoqunzi，wojitalutuidejihui，niyinggaiganjiwo，dengsongsanyaxingguolaishuobudingtahaihuiganjiworangtahongleni。”
woxiangzhedajiwoba，meixiangdaotadedianhuaxianguolai。
“zhangzihan，nixiaogushentibuhao，zheigeshiwomenjiaqiantade，nizuoweixiaobeiyaoxiaoshunzhangbei，duorangrangta，tashibingren。”
tazheihuashuode，wolianjiedoujiebushang。
tashibingren，xianzaizaiwaimianqingzhu？
womayeshibingren，taxianzaizaibingchuangshangtangzhe，beizijixiaoguzipailezheizhongbuyade**，fangzaiwangshangtaolun，yidianzunyandoumeiyou。
wodebaba，wozuiqindejiaren，queyongyuanzhihuishuowomenjiaqianwogugude，daodishiqianleshenmea？