第3章 邻居奇怪的“女友”

changleixiabanhuilaideshihoufaxianmenbashoushangguazheyigedaizi,haiyouyizhangkatongxiongmaotoudebianqian。

“ninhao,woshixinbanlaidelinju。zhuangxiujuzideshengyinruguodaraodaonin,feichangbaoqian!”

changleikandaodaizilishijigeshougongzhizuodemianbao,yuanbendagaishigangchulujiuzhuangdaile,suliaobaozhuangzhishangyouxiereqichanshengdebaiwu,xianzaiyijingliangle。

“huilaile。”yusihangzhengzaicanzhuoqianbaozhediannaozaishuazhewangye,taitoukanleyiyanchangleishoulidedaizizhoulezhoumei,“nizenmenajinlaile?”

“zenmele?wokanzheishigebilinjuguazaimenshangdea!”

“gebilinju?”yusihangtiaolexiameimao,anshubiaohuadongwangyedeshouzhitingdunleyixia。

“duia。haoxiangshizijizuodexiaomianbao!nizhidaoaguawaimiana,nizenmebunajinlai。”changleibabianqiandijiyusihang,shunshouyijingchaileyigezuozaiyusihangbianshangziguzichileqilai,“ng,tinghaochide!nizenmezaikanfanga?youyaobanjiale?”

“wo......haiyiweizaoshangshisishengni,hedewoxiangzhaofangzibanjia。”yusihangzixikanleyixiabianqianshangdezi,songleyikouqi,guanbilewangye,“ele,nijintianhuilaidetingwana!jintianbuzuofanle,jiaogewaimaibei!”

“wu.....xianchigemianbaotiantianduzi,haibucuo,tinghaochi!”changleidijiyusihangyigexiaomianbao,yusihangyaotoubiaoshijujue,“neinibuchiwodouchilea!”

“xing,bieyezheni!chitaiduotanshuibuhao,wohoutianhaiyaolujiemu,shangjingtouhuizhong。haishichidianqingdandeba!”yusihangsuibianzhaoleyijiadianxiadanleliangfenshala。

“ng,youdaoli,damingxinghaishibuyaoluanchi,benchengxuyuanshushutini。”shuowanyouchaileyigeyaozaizuili,haibuwangzaiyusihangmianqianqiandadehuangyouliangxia,“zhenxianmugebizheigenansheng,youzheimehuizuoxiaomianbaodenvpengyou。zuofankendingyehenhaochi。”

“gebizhudeshiqinglvma?”yusihangshuileyitianmeichishenmedongxi,kanzhezuozaiduimianderenchidezheimexiang,buzijuedeyanleyankoushui,danweilebaochishencaizhinengrenzhe。

“ng,zaoshangwokanjianneigenansheng,gezigaogaode,quanshenmingpaitingyouqiandeyangzi。nikanjiandesongdongxideshinvshengba,neiyinggaijiushiqinglvleba。buran......shifuqi!neitamenjiehuntingzaode。”changleimanzuisaizhemianbao,zuijiaohaiguazhemianbaoxie,yibianhuluanyongshoumoleliangxia,“shenmeshihouwoyenengheqianqiannengjiehuna!jiubuyongduizhenitiaodanshengoule。”

“zeze,neimeduochidedubuzhunidezui。nishuoninvpengyoubuxianqinizuisuima?”yusihangxianqidefanleyigebaiyan,shuodaochangleidezheigenvpengyouhaishiyinweitacairenshide。

“xianmunijiuzhishuo。”changleitidaonvpengyouyouxiaodezhaobudaoyan,“niyaoshizhaogenvpengyouwojiumashangdabaobanzou,juebudaraoni!”

“gun。shaozaiwomianqianxiu。”yusihangnaqimianbaoduzhuchangleijiexiaqudehua,wufeijiushirangtayouheshidebiecuoguo,kenayouneimerongyinengyudaoheshideren。

zaiquanzilidoudouzhuanzhuanneimeduonian,youduoshaodaizhexuqingjiayidemianjukaojinni。yebushimeiyoushizhejiena,gangzhunbeichangkaixinfeizuizhongfaxianbuguoshikonghuanxiyichang。shijianzhanglegengjiafenbuqing,jiejinnideshilingyousuotuhaishizhenxin,suoxingtongtongjuzhimenwai。yeyouxiangguozhaogequanwairen,kezijiyagenmeiyoushenghuogengbietinengyudaochengniandanshennvxingle。jializaoxieshihouhaizhangluozheyaojitajieshaoduixiang,jieguoliaolemeijijufaxianhennanliaodaoyiqi,genbenzhaobudaogongtonghuati。

caifanglizongyouqianbeijihuazijiderensheng,yinggaizaishenmenianjilianai,jisuijiehunshengzi,keganqingzheihuishinashianbujiubanjiunengyudaode,youxieshihoukenengqiongjiyishengyeyubudaoneigeyaoxiangbanyishideren。

yusihangmuguangtingliuzaineizhangxiongmaobianqianshang,kenengtaqidaiganqingjiuheguobaoyiyangxiyouba。

diyitianquxiaoyiweigongzuoshishangban,zhoumengzheigeqichuangkunnanhutedishezhileliugenaozhongjiaozijiqichuang。

yinweiluchihaipakaicuolu,zaijiashangyizhengyancidejujueleyaolaijiezijidexiaoyiwei,zhinengzaodianchumen。dengdiantideshihou,gebidementuranjiukaile,zouchulaiyigeliuzheganjingcuntoudenansheng,shenshangdechenshanyuntangdehenpingzheng,beizheyigeshuangjianbao,danjiaozhanzhekaozheqiangzaichuanxie,kandaoyourenzaidengdianti,taitouweixiaozhedianlediantou。

“nihao,nishi1302delinjuba?xiexienizuotiandemianbao,henhaochi。”changleijintiangongsikaizaohui,weilecuokaizaogaofengqilegedazao,meixiangdaozheimeqiaqiaoyushanglexinbanlaidelinju。

“shiwobuhaoyisi,zuotiangangbanlaizhuanglejigejuzi,daraole。”zhoumenglimaodichongxinlinjuxiaoxiao。

diantidaole,lianggerenbianyitongjinledianti。changleixianglaizilaishu,zhudonghezhoumengxianliaoleliangju。

“nizuodemianbaozhendehenhaochi,wocainiyidingshikaimianbaodiandeba?”

“meiyoumeiyou,woshizuodonghuade,mianbaodoushizijisuibianzuode。”

“aiya,haoqiaowonvpengyouyeshixuedonghuade,xianzaizaishixi。woshigemanong,tayitiandaowanshuowoshenmeibuxing。”changleihuaxiazidakailebiantiannandibeideshuoqilai,luoliluosuoyemeishenmezhongdian。zhoumengtoumiaoleyantatoudinghaisuannongmidebancun,shenshangdechenshanyebushigeziyangshi,yishizhijianmeibatahechengxuyuanshushudexingxianglianxiqilai。

“niheninvpengyouyaoshixihuandehua,xiaciwozuolexindemianbaosongqujinimenchangchang。”changleixiangduifangdagaiwuhuiletahenvyoutongzhu,danaiyuyusihangdeshenfenyemeijieshi‘nvpengyou’dewenti。

benlaixiangliuhuxiangliugeshoujihao,diantitishiyijingdaoleyilou,changleibianhezhoumengdaolebie,chuledianti。

zhoumengdiyicijianchangleide“nvyou”haishimoutianjiabanhuilaideshenye,zaichekudengdiantideshihou。

tingdaoyoujiaobucongchekuyouyuanerjin,zhoumengzhengzaihuixinximeiyoutaitou,taishouanzhulekaimenjianhaorangneirennengganshangdianti,shunbianceshenrangchulemenkoudekongjian。jieguodenglebanshang,neirenzhanzaiwaimian,kanleyanzhoumengyouyulebantiancaizoujinlai。

zhoumengjuedeqiguaiduokanleneirenliangyan,shigegaogezidenansheng。toudingdeyashemaohelianshangdekouzhaozhezhulewuguan,zhinengkandaoyishuanghaokandetaohuayan,xiuzhangdejiemaoxianghudiedechibangsuizheyanjingdeyidongshangxiafeiwu。

neirenjinlediantibianyizhidizhetouwanshouji,yebuanlouceng,faxianzhoumengdingzhetakanfanerbatoushangdemaoziyadegengdile,shenzhiceleceshenshaoshaobeiguoshenqu。

zhoumengneixinfanlegebaiyan,zheirenbuhuiyiweizijiduitayouyisiba,haibushipatashishenmeqiguaiweisuiderencaiduokanliangyan。huixiangqiyiqiankanguodeanjianbobao,shenyexiabanhuijiadexiaobailingbeirenweisuihuijiahoujiecaijiese。yanxiafanbeirenwuhuishijianseqiyi,zhoumengyouxiebumandeqinghengleyisheng,ditoupiejiantajiaoshangneishuangxie,heshangciyudaodelinjuchuandeshiyiyangdekuanshi。zheihuisuanshimingbaile,diantilidezheiweiyinggaijiushigebineiweide“nvyou”le,neigenanshengwudeyanyanshishizhiluchuyijiebaixidebozi,buzhidaoshibushifengbidediantiliyouxiemenre,erjianyefanzheyisifenhong。

diantigangkaimen,neinanshengjingranbizhoumenghaizheji,sanbubingzuoliangbukualechuqu,jingzhiwanggebi1301zouqu。

zhoumengjuedeyidingshizijitaiguomingmuzhangdandezaixianchigua,rang“xiaonvyou”youyisihaixiu。tameirenzhupuchixiaochulesheng,yixiangdaohualaopeishangzheigemenhulu,haitingbanpeide。

yusihangzaimoyaochikaimendeshihou,tingjianbeihouyouxiaosheng。zaihuitou,gangcaidiantilineigenvshengyijingxianyibujinlejiamen,zoulanglizhishengxiadianzimensuoluosuodedidisheng。

yusihangganggangzaichekutingwanche,kandaoqianmianyougenvshengxianyibujinledianti,benlaizhunbeidenglingyibudianti。duifangbangmangenlediantimenwangpangbianzhanlezhan,yinggaishiyaoqingtatongcheng。yusihangzheicaitaitourenchudiantilideneigenvsheng,shineiribeitawuhuidesisheng。

daizheneixindebaoqian,youyuleyihuihaishitalejinqu,kandaodiantimianbanshangyijinganhaodelouceng,bianshouhuileshou。toutoukanleyiyanneigenvsheng,yizhidichuizhenaodaizaishoujishanghuixinxi,dagaiyinweidiantilixinhaobuhao,shoujipingmushangyizhitiaochuhongsedegantanhao,zhongfadeanniuenlehaoduoci。

zhangfasuizhedichuidenaodaichuixiadangzhuleshixian,yinweifabuchudexinxizhujianshiqulenaixin,youxiebunaifansuishoubiezaierhou。

yusihangfaxiantajintianmeiyouhuazhuang,daizheyifubenzhongdekuangjiayanjing,shangbanshenchuanzheyijiankuansongdefenseweiyi,xiabanshentaozheyitiaoniuziduankuluchuyishuangxizhangdeshuangtui。yusihangxiaolexiaoxianzaidenvhaizihaoxiangdouxihuanguozhelianggejijie。jingpianyouxiehoudujiazaitatingqiaodebiliangshangyexiandeyouxiechenzhong,hualuodaolebijianyoubeituilehuilai。

duifangsihuyefaxianlezijizaitoukan,shouqileshoujiniutoukanlezijiyiyan。yusihanglianjiapaguoyisihongyun,haozaidaizhekouzhaoduifangkanbujianshunshouyadilemaoyan,shaoshaoceleshenyangaizijideganga。yibianmomoqidaozheiguisudediantinengyunxingdezaikuaidian,haoburongyikongqizhongdejiongpodaodalelinjiezhi,diantizhongyukaimen,yigejianbujiukualechuqu。

shenhoudenvshengbuzhidaoshibushifaxianlezijiweihetaopao,jingranxiaochulesheng。yusihangjuedezheihuizijizaiduifangxinzhongyidingbianchengleyigeqiguaidelinju,ananxiajuexinxiaciruguoyudaoyidingyaodadafangfangdedazhaohu,fanzhengduifangyoubushilaohuhainengchileta。