likailujiahou，songfuquchaoshimailedianqingcaihuiqu，dakaimen，yigefeipangdeshenyingzhengzuozaitajiaketingshafashang。
“chouyatou，zongsuanshihuilaile。”yuhuahuayijiansongfuhuilaile，limakaikoudao。
“youheguigan。”songfushenqinglengdanlejifen。
“nizenmeshuohuade，xianzaiwaimiandexinwendasixuanyangniheluzongdeshiqing，xianzainimashangchumianchengren，woyijingjinianpaihaojizhele，nizhaozhezheigenianjiuxing。”shuozhe，yuhuahuachilidecongbaolimiantaochulejizhanggaozhidijisongfu。
songfupieleyan，quemeijie：“yaozhaosizijiqu，bielashangwo。”
zheigeyuhuahuayebuzhidaoyoumeiyounaozi，rangyuanzhuqushuiluyijunyejiusuanle，haigannaluyijundesishilaichaozuo。
ruguoluyijunzhendeyaozhuijiu，kongpatadejingjigongsidoubufucunzaile。
“ni！”yuhuahuaqidecongshafashangzhanqilai，danshiyixiangdaozijishoulidebabing，tabuyoudedeyi：“niyaoshibutingwode，zheixiezhaopianwojiufachuqu。”
shuozhe，tabaneixiezhaopiandiudaosongfushenshang。
songfunaleliangzhangshanglaiyikan，neizhengshitagenluyijunzaijiudianshidezhaopian，erqieyuhuahuazhaodejiaodudouhenhao，meizhangdoushiluyijunbeiduizheshexiangtou，ertabaoluzaishexiangtouxiamian，qiehaishiyishanbuzheng，yikanjiurangrenxiaxiangdejiaodu。
“jiuzheixiezhaopian，nijiuxiangweixiewo？”songfulengxiaolesheng，genbenbudaipade。
yuhuahuayileng，sihumeixiangdaosongfujingranbupa。
yiqianbieshuoshizheizhongzhaopian，jiushiwangshangneixieyulun，tadouhuiqiuzhetaqugongguandiao。
zheigaisidesongfu，daodishizhongleshenmexiele。
songfuzoujinqu，bacaifangzaichufangli，yizaichufangdemenbianshang：“shiyaowoxiangzuotianyiyangsongni，haishizijigun！”
“ni！”yuhuahuaqideyaoya，danshiyixiangdaoshangcibeisongfuneiyangdiuchuqu，dunshibayaoshuochukoudehuajibiehuiqu。
“songfu，youniqiuwodeshihou。”
shuowan，yuhuahuaduozhejiaozoule。
songfuzouzaitashenhou，tagangchuqu，tajiupadeyishengbamenguandiao。
搞笑！
翌日。
songfushenqingjuandaideqilaiwanggongsizouqu。
zuotianwanshang，tashoudaolegongsidexingchenganpai，benlaishixiangjujuede，danshitachaleyixiaweiyuejinheyuanzhuzijidecunkuan，budebuqufu。
laidaobangongshi，kandaoyuhuahuadeshenyinghou，songfutiaoletiaomei。
“qitaxingchengdouchele，jinianpaileyichangyingchou。”yuhuahuadeyideshuodao。
zuihouzheiyatouhaibushirangtaniezaileshouxin。
“yingchou？”songfushenselengdan。
“跟着我走。”
yuhuahuashuozhe，xianzijishanglemianbaoche，songfukanleyanchezi，buyoudexianqi，renjiadoushibaomuche，haojiahuo，yuanzhujingranshimianbaoche……
suanle，bunengjijiaozheixiexijie。
yuhuahuabasongfudaidaoyijiaershisixiaoshiyingyedektv，yijinqu，dunshigezhongyanhualiaoluandesheji。
yuhuahuadeyidepieletayiyanzouzaiqiantou，laidaoyijiandabaoxiangli。
“geweilaoban，womenlaiwanle。”yuhuahuashuozhe，denglehailiuzaimenkousongfuyiyan，dongshoubatalajinlai。
“niganpaoshishi，worangnichibuledouzhezou！”
songfulanlandeliaoqiyanpi，tadaokansheichibuledouzhezou。
limianyouwugeyounidezhongniannanrenzhenghezhejiu，jiandaosongfu，jigerenyanjingyiliang。
“nizheiyirenzhenbucuo。”liuzongshangqiandaoleyibeijiujisongfu。