第1章

chuliangzouchukunshijichang,yiqunrenbianyingleshanglai,tagenweishoudeweipangzhongnianrenwolewoshou。

“wangdao,hengaoxingcanjiacicijiemuzhiboluzhi,haizhenyouxiejidong。”

chuliangweiweiyixiao,shuaiqidelianpang,rangjiemuzudenvhaizimendouweiweilianhong。

wangzhengyudaoyanhahayixiao。

“zheicilaiwuhadisiji,jiudanglvyoule,fangqingsong。”

chuliangzuoshangjiemuzudeche,qianwangluzhimudedi。

cheliangfadong,chuliangtouyizaizuoyiruanbaoshang,duiyujijiangkaishideluzhi,shenweizhainandeta,yeyouxiejinzhang。

tashichuanyuezhe,yijinglaidaozheigeshijieershiernian。

zheishiyigeyulanxingjiweixiangsideshijie,zhibuguoqianshiyixieershunengxiangdegequ,zheiliquemeiyou。

shenweiyinlexueyuanyouxiuxueyuandeta,zaizheiyishiqianyueyulejutoutianxingchuanmei,pingzheqianshidejiyi,xiechulehaojishouemoshenqu。

xiechudongrendeciquhou,chulianggengpingjiejunlangdelian,yijiyouyudeqizhi,beidazhongchengwei“youyunanshen”。

yushi,ershisuineinian,tazhijiecuanhong,chengweiqienianduxinjingeshou。

raner,kenengshiyinlezhishenchengfachaoge,jiexialailiangnian,chuliangsihuojibuqiqianshideqitagequ,zishenchuangzuoyexianrulinggankujie,meiyouyishounadechushoudezuopin。

liangnianjian,zhuyandeyibuyanqingju,gengshirangfensilvjingsuileyidi,beichengwei“gejiucaizhizuo”。

guanzhongpingjia:gunhuiquzuoge!

kexi,chuliangjiusuanguanzailuyinshiyigeyue,yebiebuchulaiyishouge!

zhengdangshiyexianrudigushi,chuliangdequanneihaoyouchenchichizanju,zaiyijiaxiaofanguanbaojian,jieshaotajiwuhadaoyanwangzhengyurenshi。

wuhajiemuzhengzaixunzhaoxindechangzhujiabin,chuliangqizhidute,liuliangbudi,bianbeiwangzhengyuyiyanxiangzhong,yaoqingjiaruwuhadisiji。

chenchichiyezaiyipangquanshuo,yilaikeyiweichiredu,erlaiquandanglvyou,fangsongxinqing,xunzhaolinggan。

chuliangyebuxiangjiucifangqiyinleshiye,sisuopiankehoubiandayingxialai。

kechuliangbuzhidaodeshi,wangzhengyuzhenzhengxiangzhongtadeyuanyin,shiyinweituanduiqueshaoyigeshouqibao。

wuhadejiemuxiaoguo,youhaoyibufenlaizijiemuzu“keng”jiabin。

yuanlaijingchangbeikengdeshouqibaowangmian,yijingjuexing,chengweiyigelaoyoutiao,jiemuxiaoguoyeshaolexuduo。

zaichuliangdayinghou,wangzhengyudaoyanzuijiaofuqiyimohuaixiao。

tayijingyujian,chuliangbeitakenghoudecanzhuang,yijiduifanghuiruhejuexingbaofa。

这都是节目效果啊!

zheiyiqie,cheshangdechuliangdangranyiwusuozhi。

tabimuyangshen,neixinhaidangzheishiyigezhengchangdelvyoujiemu,zhibuguolimianhuiyouyixiezhengguhuanjie。

叮!

huran,yidaocuixiangxiangqi。

“lipucaozuoxitongyiqidong。”

楚良兀得睁开双眼。

xitong,chuanyuezhedebiaopei!

dengleershiernian,kesuanbanidenglaile!

chuliangannazhujidongdexin,xiangxiganyingzhexitong,yidaodaoxinxiyongrunaohaizhizhong。

genjujieshao,zhiyaozaiwuhajiemuzhong,zuochurangrenjuedelipu、yinjiandecaozuo,yingxiangtaren,biannenggoujizanlipuzhi。

lipuzhikeyiduihuanjinqian,gengzhongyaodeshi,keyichoujiang!

jiangpinbaoluowanxiang,gexinggeyedeshenjijineng、zhenguiwupindounangkuoqizhong!

qizhongjiubaokuochuliangxinxinnianniandeciquchuangzuonengli,yijijinqujiqianshou!

“wodeyinleshiyeyoujiule。”

楚良忍不住惊喜道。

suizhelejieshenru,chuliangfaxian,meicichoujiangdouyaoyiwanlipuzhi。

ganglejiedaocichu,dingyishengcuixiang,lingyidaoxinxichuanlai。

“xinshoudalibao,diyicichoujiangda0.1zhe!”

0.1折!

neiqibushishuo,zhixuyaoyibailipuzhi,jiunengchouyici?

楚良差点笑出声来。

“kanlai,dengxiayaohaohaozhengyixieyinjiancaozuocaixing。”

“daoyan,duibuqile,zheigejiemu,kenengyaoyinweiwodaolai,bianzhila,jiejiejie!”

……

lingyiliangmianbaocheshang,wangzhengyuzhengzaikantaiben。

“laowang,rangyigeshenwufenwendehaizi,congkunshidaolaowo,gangshanglaijiuzheimedaqiangdu?”

lizhulizuozaiyipang,youxiedanyou。

“zenme,juedetashuai,burenxin,zezeze,furenzhiren。”

“哪有!”

lizhulifanbo,danshiduoshandeyanshenyijingchumaita。

“fangxin,wohuijitazhuanqiandequdao。buguo,kenengbuneimerongyijiushile。”

“nianqingrenjiushiyaoduolilian,duoshoudianku,tabushixieemogema,tongku,zhengshiyishujiadehaofeiliaoa,heiheihei!”

wangdaoluchuhuaixiao,tuiletuiyanjing,qishangfanshelengliedeguang。

lizhulijianci,yezhinengtanleyikouqi。

laowangkeshilianchenchichi、dengchaodounanyiyingduideyinjiandaoyan,chuchumaoludechuliangruheyingdui?

“zheihaizi,youzuishoule。”

……

henkuai,cheduidaodakunshifujindejiaoquxiaozhen。

chuliangxiache,huangusizhou,zhijiansimianhuanshan。

taneixinxunsupansuanzhe,dengxiayaozenmegaoxielipucaozuo。

“gejiugewei,zhiboluzhi,kaishi!”

wangdaodeshengyinchuanlai,daduanlechuliangdesixu。

tadelianpangyechuxianzaiwuhazhuanshuzhibojian。

chuliangjianjingtouduizhunta,yeweixiaozhedazhaohu。

“dajiahao,woshichuliang,wotingchenchichishuo,rangwolaijiemu,qingwochiyidunfan,shunbianlvlvyou。”

yishijian,zhibojianredupansheng,yuelaiyueduorenjiaruqizhong。

“zhongyukaibole,disijikaishige!”

“wa,haoshuaia,chuliangzhenlaile?”

“keliandechuliangei,beichenchichikengledoubuzhidao,zhenyiweizheidunfanzheimehaochi?”

“diyijideshihou,chenchichiqinghuangbochiledunfan,jieguoma……”

“kuaipao!zheikebushiyidanglvyoujiemu,zheijiushiyidanghukengjiemu!”

“loushangshuodedui,jiemuzukengjiabin,jiabinhukeng,zheijiushiyigekengdexunhuan!”

“zenmebujianqitawuhatuanchengyuan,gaibushiyoubeidaoyankengquzuokulileba?”

jinjiezhe,wangdaodeshengyinchuanlai。

“huanyingchuliangjiaruwuhatuan!”

“danshi,wuhatuanshiyigejinmilianxidexiongdituanhuo,chuliang,nidezhengmingnidegongxian!”

shuodaozheili,wangdaoheiheiyixiao。

“cike,wuhatuanqitachengyuanyijingbeibangjia,yasongdaolaowoguanqilaile。bangjiazhe,zhengshinizaiyiguotaxiangdekuangrefensi。niyaozuode,jiushizhishenyiren,budaifenwen,qianwanglaowo,zaiwanxianggaotiezhanchukoujikuangrefenqiangeming,tamenbianhuibeizidongshifang。”

“xianzai,tamenzailaofang,yekanzhezheilidezhibo。nidegongxian,tamendouhuikanzaiyanli。”

huayinluoxia,douyinshang,lingyigewuhazhibojianxianshichulai。

zhijianzaiyigehaohuataofangzhong,chenchichi、dengchao、xiaolu、wangmian、fanzhiyi、laojiuliurentanzairouruanhongshafashang,zhengkanzheduimiandedadianshi,shibushicongmianqiandezhuozishang,zhuaqilingshi、shuiguo。

“呵哈哈哈。”

“shizaibaoqianaxiaoliang,jinitianmafanle,kuailaijiuwo……”

chenchichiyilianjianxiao,heleyikougaojiaobeizhongdehongjiu:

“wozaizheilitaicanle。”

zheigehuamianzhijieyinbaozhibojian。