“chuliang：nizailaowodezongtongtaofang，dengwocongdashanchufaqujiuni？”
“shuxideweier，huilaile。”
“zheichuliangjiushixiaoxianrou，zenmekenengzaibudaiyifenqiandeqingkuangxia，qianwangtaguo？toudubucheng？”
“congkunshidaolaowo，zuibianyidegaotiepiaodouyaoliubai，chulexiege，tahainengzenmezhuan？”
lingyibian，zuozaishafashangdewangmianyexiaozheyaotou。
“neijiushicengjingdewoa，yiqianjinimenzheiqunjiahuodangdaoyou，kebixianzaidechulianggengnan。”
“daoyan，tingwoyijuquan，zheiyangduiyigexinrentaicanrenle，wogantongshenshou。suoyi……qingjiadalidu！”
wangmianduizhejingtou，biezhexiaojianyi。
“haonigexiaowang，zijilinguoyu，jiuyaobabierendesancheleshiba！”
陈赤赤大笑吐槽。
suiranzheiyangduichuliangbijiaocanren，danshitachenchichiyeshigexihuankanrenaodezhuer，tahaimeikanguochuliangkuni，hahaha！
zheizhongbudangrenyanlunyichu，zhibojiangengshirenao。
gengshigezhongjijiemuzutimoguijianyi，jiushiweilekankanchuliangdejixian。
meicuo，jiushizheiyang，chulianga，nihaohaoganshouyixiawuhatuandewennuanba。
wangdaokanzhedanmu，xingfenbuyi，taitoukanxiangchuliang，huanhuankaikou：
“chuliangbiedanxin，wozheiliyoumenlunengzhuan……”
raner，tadehuazhijiebeichuliangdaduanle。
“xiongdimen，zandoulouqilaia。”
“jiwoshuageliwu，ruguoyouyigepaoche，wozhijieqingchang《shuixingji》。”
“aiyo，ganxie‘xihuanchubaoyibeizi’songlaidehuojian……”
chulianggangtingwanguize，zhijiejuqishouji，dakaizhibojian，yaoqileliwu。yishijian，wushurengemiyongru，fengkuangshualiwu，chuliangdejinehenkuaitupowubai！
wangdaolianpiyichou，wubijingya，ganmangdahan“buxing”。
“wangdao，zenmele，wokuaipoqianle。”
chuliangfangxiashouji，kanxiangwangdao，biaoqingdanchunhaoqi。
“jiemuguize，zhuanqianbunengshualian，nibuzhidaoma。”
wangdaoyouxiewuyu，zheichuliangzenmezeizeide？
“a，wogangcaimeitingdao。”
chuliangyanshenweiweiduoshan，limianshanshuoyihan，fangfojuedemeinenghunongguoqu，taikexile。
zheiyixingwei，yeshuaxinzhibojianguanzhongduitaderenzhi。
“zheihaishiyouyunanshenma，zenmejuedexianggejiaohuadehuli？”
“haoa，nanguaixiebuchuge，yuanlaishichangchangbailan，zoujiejing。”
lianchenchichiyeyouxiewuyu。
zaitayinxiangzhong，chulianghenhuopo，danshizheixia，haoxiangyoudianlipule？
离谱值＋1
离谱值＋3
离谱值＋10
……
chuliangtingzhelipuzhizengjiadeshengyin，xinxiwubi。
henkuai，lipuzhijiutupole100daguan。
“开抽！”
chuliangmeiyourenheyouyu，xunsuxiaohao，zhijiechoujiang。
“gongxisuzhuchouzhongshenjimofang！”
“xinshoufuli，jiangpinbaoji，ewaizengsongshenjikouji！”
“shenjimofang：mofangrenhenijianguoderen，jueduixiangtong，weimiaoweixiao，congci，nijiushiyingdi！”
“shenjikouji：mofangfachurenheshengyin，nidezuibazhongzhuangleyigeshijie！”
这么强大的神技？
neiyaoruheyonglaizhuanqianni？
“chuliang，niyaoruhexuanze？”
wangdaoyijuhua，daduanlechuliangchensi。
chuliangtaitou，zhijianwangdaohuifulehuaixiao。
“nikeyixuanzezijizhuanqian，yekeyixuanzewotigongdequdao，quxiaozhenzhongdangyigewaguren。”
kanzhewangdaodelian，chulianghuranjiqi，neitiangenchenchichi、wangdaodefanjushang，wangdaohaidailezijideqizi。
dangshiliangrendeguanxijitaliuxiashenkeyinxiang。
yinweineibuxiangfuqi，faneryoudianxiangtaijianhelaofoye……
yongchuanshengdehuashuo，jiushi“paerduo”。
lianxiangdaofanjujieshuhou，chenchichiyoulazhezijiheleyidunjiu，jiuzhuoshanghukan，yetidaowangdaofuqi。
jushuo，wangdaoqiziyuduifangweimozhishijiajita，shuangfanghuxiangfuchiduguoleyiduanjiankusuiyue。
shenzhizaipai《xiangwangshenghuo》shi，neishimeirentouzi，wangdaoqizihaibianmailelaojiazijidefangzi，quanbutouzidaopaishezhongqu。
zhibuguo，wangdaoqiziyougequedian，jiushiqianguandehenyan。
就连赤赤都吐槽：
“laowanga，taicanle，sifangqiandouzhinengzangzaips5li。”
xiangdaozheier，chuliangduizhewangdao，zuijiaofuqiyimoweixiao。
yanqianbujiushixingzouderenminbima？
kandaozheimoweixiao，wangdaohurandalegelengzhan。
zheiyiweixiaozaipingchangbuguo，nvshengkanyezhihuijuedexinzui，erwangdaobuzhiweihe，zongjuedeyiguguhanqipashangjizhui。
“wangdao，woxuanzezijizhuanqian。”
shuowan，chuliangzhijiezhuanshen，zaixiaozhenzhongxianguangqilai。
kanzhechuliangdebeiying，wangdaoweiweizhoumei。
tazongjuedeyouxieshiqingtuolilezhangkong。
“neixielaolarouwodoupandemingmingbaibai，zheixiaoxianrouhainengzoutuowodewuzhishanbucheng？”
“bukeneng，jueduibukeneng！”
wangdaoqiangzhizijihuifulezixin。
“kanlaixiaolianggenlaowanggangshanglea，zheikebushimingzhidexuanze。”
haohuataofangzhong，tingdaochuliangdexuanze，chenchichiyehenhaoqi，jiexialaiwangdaohuizenmegaochuliang。
……
weilebaozhengzhenshi，zheishigenzhechuliangde，zhiyouyimingsheyingshi。
jiemuzuqitarendouyuanyuangenzhe。
huran，chuliangzhijieguairuyigecaishichang，meirenkandao，tafangzaikudaizhongdeshouzhiqingdian。
“laopolaopowoaini。”
lingyibian，wangzhengyudaoyanzhengdingzhepingmu，**hezhendongchuxian，tazhijietaochushouji。
kanzhemoshengdehaoma，taweiweizhoumei，zhijieguaduan。
xianzaizhengzailuzhijiemu，moshengdedianhuatayibandoubujieting。
“laopolaopowoaini。”
**zaicixiangqi，wangzhengyudaoyannaqilai，youshineigemoshengdehaoma？
kenengshitameibeizhudemougeshuren？
“wei，ninhao，qingwenninshi？”
suiji，tajiaodailelizhulidingzheluzhi，suijilikaipingmuqian，jietongledianhua。
“laowang，zhaogemeirendedifangshuohua。”
shoujineitou，chuanlaiwenwannvsheng，zhibuguoshengyinzhong，youzheyisilengyi。
“laopo，zenmeshini，nihuandianhuakale？”
“youshashi，woluzhejiemu，zhijieshuoba。”
wangdaotingchu，zheizhengshitaqizideshengyin。
“nilaoshishuo，shibushizangsifangqianle！”
shengyindouranbiandedichen，fangfoyayizhefennu。
“嘶！”
laowangdaoxiyikouliangqi，ganjinkanleyiyanlizhuli，zhijianduifangzhengjujinghuishendingzhepingmu。
kanlaizanshijiaojitameiwenti！
wangzhengyuzheiyangxiangzhe，duziguairufujinxiaoxiang
“laopo，zheizenmekeneng……”
lingyibian，caishichangzhong，genpaichuliangdesheyingshidoudaile。
zhijianchuliangbuzhiheshinachushouji，shentaibianhuan，shengyinbianchengyimingwenwandezhongnianfunv，zhengzaigenshenme“laowang”dadianhua。
tagenpaiguozheimeduojiabin，touyiciganjuemobuzhetounao。
直播间也傻了。
“shenmegui，chulianggaodianzhama？shazhupan？”
“haisifangqian？jiaosebanyan？”
“dengdeng，nimenyoumeiyoufaxian，chuliangyandehenxianga，huotuotuojiushiyigezhongnianfunv。”
“dadiaofunv，meixiangdaonishizheiyangdechuliang！”
“duimiandeshengyin，haoxiangyoudianshua。”