第四章完美女婿
wodemianshangluchuyisichaofeng，gaozhi？jiatingnianshourumeiyoujiaguizishuduodegaozhima？
linguangzongbuchusheng，qiuzhudeyanshenpinpinpaoguolai。
wobujinxinzhongjuedeshifenchangkuai，yuanlaiqinshengerzidouyingfubuleqinmadediaozuana！
wolanzhelinmudegebo，xiaomimidikaikou：“ma，nibieshengqile，zanmenbushiyaoshangliangdinghunma？mashangjiushiyijiarenle，rizizhangzhe，rangduoduomanmanbeibei！yinianbeibuguo，neijiubeishinian，zongyounengbeiguodeneiyitian。”
“womenmaichechadianqian，duoduoweilezangouqian，yitiandasanfengong，zuijinzhendeshimeishijian。”
linmulenghengyisheng，shunzhewodishangdetaijiexialai，aoqishizudikaikou：“duoduo，yaobushikanzainijiguangzongmaichedefenshang，suanshiyoudianchengyi，neiwozenmedoubuhuiyuanyirangnijiajiguangzongde。”
“womenjiaguangzong，congxiaodaodadoubajian，zhuitadenvrenmeiyouyiqian，yedeyouwubaile，yandoutiaohuale，sheichengxiangtiaolaitiaoqu，xuanlegezuichade，jirantaxihuanni，neiwomenjiusuitaxinyile，tiandixianayoujiangdeguoernvdefumua！”
“wojinijihui，niyaozhenxia！”
wochadianyigemeirenzhuxiaochusheng，wubai？yiqian？gaodegenhuangdixuanfeiside，zheikezhenshichuiniudoubudacaogao。
linguangzongdianlediantou：“ayi，wohenzhenxi，woxianggenguangzongjinkuaijiehun。”
linmuyijing，suijisaoleyiyanlinguangzong，luchuyimoyiweishenzhangdexiaorong。
“duoduo，jiehunkeyi，nijialichulenengjinipeijialiangche，hainengjinishenme？”
linguangzongyaoleyaoya：“ayi，yiliangershiduowandechejiuzugouleba！”
linmudelianshangluchuyisichaofeng。
“duoduo，kanzainigenguangzongzhenxinxiangaidefenshang，wojiubuweinannile，chuleche，nijiushuangbeifanhaicaiba！”linmudeyanzhuyizhuan，suijihuanlebiaoqing，lianshangdaizhesuanji。
“womenjidecaili，keshizhouweizuigaode，niyaobuxin，jiuchuqudatingyixia，sheijiaquxifu，huijijiangjinershiwandecaili？”
“wozhidaonijiajingputong，wokegoutiliangnile。”
linguangzongdengdaleyanjing，“shuangbeifanhaicaili？”
woyangleyangzuijiao，linguangzongyaoshixiangjiehun，neikejiudebeishangjiangjinsishiwandezhaile，buguowulunduonan，xiangbitaweilebianhuiqu，douhuinulicouqianba！
linmuluchubuyuedeshense，“duoduo，womenjiaguangzongzhaogemendanghuduidexifuhenrongyide。”
“qianduanshijian，haiyourenjiguangzongjieshaoxifu，neigenvdejialishuole，dengjiehundeshihou，jipeijiayitaoyibaiwushipingdefangzi，waijiayiliangwushiwandeche，zheidoubuzhi，haiyaojiyibaiduowanxianjin。”
“renjiajiuyigeguinv，laoliangkoukenengzhuanqianle，denglaoliangkoumeile，neicaichanjiudoushiguangzongde，qianbabaiwande，doushixiaoqianle。”
woxinzhonglengxiao，yaozhenyoujiyoutiaojianyouxiayandenvren，neilinjiabudegenfenggoukanjiangutou，falefengdeyaozhu，sisibusongkou，hainengzaizheichuiniupi？
linmuyishidaochuideguohuole，takesouyisheng，shenshoupailepailinguangzongdegebo，roushengkaikou：“duoduo，nihewodeyanyuan，woyijianni，jiurendingleni，niyaomoyangyoumoyang，yaoxueliyouxueli，haishigexianqiliangmuleixingde，zhiyounipeizuolinjiadexifu，qitarendaotieduoshaodongxidoubucheng，wojiuxiangzhongnile。”
linguangzongminleminzui，“ayi，wojialinabuchuneimeduoqian，yaobucailigenjiazhuangjiudoumianleba！wujinyebuyaole，wobuaihuangjin。”
wokanleyiyanlinguangzong，tazhenshizisidaojidianle。
linmulikekaikoujujue：“neikebuxing！womenlinjiashigaomendahu，qugexifu，shenmedoubuji，yaoshichuanchuqu，diusirenle！”
“duoduo，nishenmedoubuyao，huibeixiaohuadaotiede，cailigenwujinyiyangdoubunengshao，womendouhuijinide。”
wochelexiachunjiao，zheijiarenmingmianshangshuodehaoting，jicaili，xushuangbeifanhai，wujinbuguoshizhuangeshou，zuihouhaishidechuxianzailinmudeshenshang，jiegehun，linjiashangshangxiaxiazhuanfanle。
linguangzongzhoulexiamei，wunaidikaikou：“ayi，dinghunzheizhongshi，xuyaoliangjiarenzuozaiyiqishangliang，zheimedadeshi，wozuobulezhu，dengmingtian，wohuiqujiewobamaguolai，zanmenzaishangliangzheigeshi。”
linmufanlegebaiyan：“duoduo，neinixianzaijiuqu，biedengmingtianle。”
wochunjiaoweiyang，beifumupianaidehaizijiushixinsidanchun。
linguangzongpashibazhuyidadaowobamashenshangle。
henkexi，wobamashineizhongyanguodoudebagenmaoderen，taderuyisuanpanzhudingyaoluokongle。
linguangzonglazhewochulejiamen。
“duoduo，wotaixianghenijinkuaijiehunle，zanmenchenzhexiuban，ganjinqujienibamalaishangliangdinghundeshi，nibamazenmedoudejinishiwanbawandejiazhuang，neizanmenfudanqingyidian，zuihaonengzheigeyuedinghun，xiageyuejiehun。”linguangzongxianrumeihaodehuanxiangzhizhong，lianshangluchuxiangwangdeshense。
wozhuangchuyouxinshidemoyang，xinbuzaiyandezhaochuxiangxialaojiadedizhi，helinguangzongtashanglequjiewobamadelu。
zaicheshang，linguangzonggaoxingdehengzhege。
wozuozaifujiashi，lianshangdaizhechousi，zhuangchuyifuxiangshibielehenjiu，caiguzuyongqikaikoudemoyang，“guangzong，wobayinggaibuhuijiwoyifenqian，womenhaishibiehuiqule，miandetamenweinanren。”
“womentoutoumomoxianbahunjiele，daoshihouzaitongzhiwobama，tamendoufanyingbuguolainaoyaoezi。”
linguangzongchenmopianke，roushenghuiying：“duoduo，nibiexiangtaiduo，nibamazaichajing，nijiehun，tamendoubuhuibuchuqiande，toutoulingzheng，taiweiqunile，woxiangdedaonibamaderenke，xiangchengweitamenxinzhongdewanmeinvxu，wobuxiangnimeimingmeifendegenzhewo，wohuixintengde。”
woqiangrenzhuxiaoyi，renke？shuodekezhenhaoting，buguojiushiweileshangmenyaoqian。
wohuixiangleyixia，wobaduiwanmeinvxudetiaojianyousange，yishijiqian，ershiyanglao，sanshikangzou。
“guangzong，neiwofagexiaoxijiwoba，rangtazhunbeiyixia，womenhuiqujiunengchishangrefanrecaile。”
linguangzongbashoujidiguolai。
wojieguoshouji，shurumimadakaiweixin，zhaodaogenwobadeduihuakuang。
「ba，denghuierwodainanpengyouhuiqu，nimenzhunbeizhunbei，wonanpengyoujiajinghao，yidingyaobeihaofanhaocai。」
「qianliangtian，wojianguonanfangfumule，tamenduiwotebiemanyi，xiangrangwomenjinkuaijiehun，womengongzuomang，zheicihuiqushixiangjienimenqunanfangjiali，shangliangshangliangdinghundeshi。」
wobamiaohuilege‘ok’debiaoqingbao。
kailejiangjinsangexiaoshi，caidaolaojia。