第1章 嚣张的咸猪手

gongsianpaisuluocanjiayichanghuazhuangwuhui,tazuitaoyanzheizhongyingchou,dasuanjieshangxishoujianlikai。

刚到洗手间门口。

suluobeiyigedaizhexiaochoumianjudenanzi,yongshishoupawuzhulezuiba。

suluobennengdexiangjiaohan,xiangzhengzha,quewufafachushengyin,beixiaochounansisiqianzhuleyaozhi,jingkongdaozhandouyoudongdanbude。

shishoupashangsanfachucibidejiujingweidao,suluojianjianwuli,buyihuier,zhenggerentanruanxialai,beixiaochounantuojinlexishoujian。

guanshangmen,xiaochounansiwujidandexiuruzhesuluo,jiuchameizuochuzuihouyibu。

suluogandaojiduchirueryoufennu。

quebudiyaoli,xianrulehunmi。

“guniang,xingxing,jiuyaoguanmenle。”suluoshibeidasaoweishengdeayihuanxingde。

“yigexiaogunianghezheimeduo,yudaohuairenzenmeban?”ayishuozheguanxindehua,yanzhongquechongmanlebiyi,neibiaoqingsihurendinglesuluobushihaonvhai。

zouchujiudian,jieshangkongwuyiren,suluoyikanshouji,yishilingchen,yongdacheruanjianjiaoleyiliangdidi。

dengchedekongdang,suluoxiangdaozaixishoujiandeshi,youxiuyounu,weiqudechouqiqilai。

zheishishoujilingshengxiangqi,shiyigemoshenghaoma,suluoyiweishididisijidalaiwentajutiweizhi,biananxialejietingjian。

“nideshenzizhenruan,kexishijianbugou,zhiguoleyibazuiyinheshouyin。”

dianhualichuanlainanzidichenxinvedeshengyin,suluoyileng,wendao:“nishishei?”

“gangfenkaijiuwanglewoma?”

suluoshunjianmingbaiguolai,zhuanerfennudao:“hundan,wohuibaojingde,nidengzhejinjianyuba。”

houwan,suluofennudegualedianhua。

zaicheshang,suluoganjuezijibeigenzongjianshile,xiaochounanzenmehuizhidaozijidehaoma?

kanlaijinwanzaoyudeyiqie,doushixumouyijiudesheji,yizhongbuandeganjue,zaisuluoxinzhongsankailai。

……

huidaogongyu,suluoyibianyouyibiandexizao。

zaichiru、fennuhebuanzhong,suluoyiyemeiheyan,diertian,jingxindabanleyifan,qugongsishangban。

suluoshiyijiadingjiyulegongsiceotangshidemishu。

bierenbuzhidaodeshi,suluoyeshitangshiqiannvyou,tamenzaidaxueshiyouguoyiduankegumingxindeganqing。

yinweiyixieyuanyin,zuizhongfenshoule,danqueyouyinchayangcuodezaitongyijiagongsixiangyule,suluochengletangshidemishu。

daolegongsi,suluochonghaokafei,duanjinzongcaibangongshi。

tangshizhengzaiqianyuewenjian,yanshenxili,ceyanlengjunmiren,zhangkongyiqiedeqiangdaqichang,zuyirangrenzhixi。

suluoqingqingjiangchashuifangzaizhuoshang,tangshitaimoupielesuluoyiyan,jiezhemuguangluozaisuluobojingchu。

“sumishuzheishimeiyouxiuchixin,haishiguyixianggongsiyuangongxuanyaonizuowangennanyouyouduomefengkuang?”tangshiyanshenyane,yanshenyuqiqingmie,chaofengxiuruqisuluolai。

suluobumingsuoyi,ditoukanleyixia,caifaxianjinguandaileweijin,haishiluchulehenji。

suluogangawubi,shuangjiafeihong:“duibuqi,tangzong,wozheijiuquzhengliyixia。”

zaoshang,suluoteyijiangzijibaoguodeyanshi,youdaishangweijin,danmeiyouxiangdaohaihuichuxianzheizhongqingkuang,zuowandeshiyoufuxianxintou,rangsuluoneixinyouxiuyoufen。

tangshishangrenyilai,suluojihumeitiandouyaozaoshougezhongdiaonanhexiuru。

gangcaineizhongqingkuang,suluoquedingtangshigongbaosichou,baofusuluoliunianshuaileta,guyirangsuluonankan,buliuyidianxiriqingmian。

erqiezheiyangdeqingkuang,zisuluochengweitangshimishudaoxianzaiyishijiachangbianfan。

danweileshenghuo,suluoquezhinengmomorenshou。

zaixishoujian,suluozhenglihaohouzhanzaixishoutaibian,xinqingdiluoeryouweiqu,buzhidaotangshidewuruhediaonan,heshicainengjieshu。

zheishi,shoujilingshengxiangqi,suluoyikan,youshizuotiandeneigemoshenghaomadalaide,suluozhijieguadiao,buliaogangguadiaomeiyihuier,shoujixinxitishishengxiangqi。

“jintianchuanzheimeyanshi,shipabeirenfaxianwojiniliuxiadehenjima?”

suluonaodaiyiweng,manlianjingyi,xiaochounanjingranzhidaozijichuanleshenme?

xiaochounangaibuhuijiushitangshiba?