nixiangxinyilvtoufanengzhiyibaiwanma？
肯定不信，对吧？
woyebuxin，kewodidihebamaquandouxinle，hailianheqilaibiwojiantoufa。
这事得从头说起：
wodidizaixuexiaolijiaolegenvpengyou，zaiyiqimeiduojiuneinvhaijiushuozijihuaiyunle，xianglingzhengjiehunbahaizishengxialai，ranhouyouyaoqiuwodidijitamaiche，shuoshiderangtabamakandaochengyi。
jinjiezhejiuyourenjiawodiweixin，wentaxubuxuyaodaikuan，lingdiyalinglixide。wodijiushalebajidijieleyibaiwan。
maiwanchetacaibazheixieshigaosujiali，youqiaosheruhuangdishuofubamagentayiqiqujiannvfangjiazhang。jianmianzhihoujutizenmeliaodewobuzhidao，fanzhengxianzailiangjiarendoutongyihunshile。wobamahaishuoneinvhaijialiteyouqian，wodinengqudaotaneishizanjiazufenmaoqingyanle。
wojuedezheijiushigepianju，dantamendoubuxin，quanduoletamenhaifanguolaiguaiwo，woyelandeduoguanle。
danjiuzaigangcai，didihuanghuangzhangzhangdipaolaiqiuwo，shuojieqianjitadeneigerenbitamashanghaiqian，huozhenawodetoufadizhaiyexing。
jianyilvtoufajiunengdidiaoyibaiwandezhai，zheiweimiantaihuangtang。kebamadoubangzhedidishuohua，womeibanfajiuzhinengjianletoufa。fanzhengjiusuanshibeishuale，sunshideyebuguoshiyilvtoufaeryi，meishenmedabulede。
但我错了。
neitianyeli，wobeicigudeliangyijingxing，faxianshenshangchanmanletoufa，binglianghuanidechuganrangwoyouzhongbeishechanzhudecuojue。
tianhuabanshangmanmanfuxianchuyidaoguiying，chaoshidehongqunzaiwoyanqianpiaolaidangqu。nongzhongdexuexingqipumianerlai，wojingkongdiyishidaozheiqunzishangranmanxianxue。
nvguilingkongerli，hongqunpiaowumofafeiyang。banmianjuesezhuyan，banmianbaigusensen！
“tinghaole，wodexiaonuli……woxuyaohunpo，xiushiliguiyaomoxieshendedouxing，danbixudeshizuixionghande，biewangxiangyongamaoagoudehunongwo！”talenglengdiminglingzhe。
woyoudianfameng，zhei、zheiyidingshiemengba？kuaidianxingguolai，xingguolai……
“tingdonglema！”banmiannvguilishenghewen。
kuaixingkuaixingkuaixing……woduoduosuosuodiniantao。
nvguinule，jiangyikezhuziandaowodemeixinshang，lishengdao：“butinghua，jiusi！”
wufaxingrongdejutongchuanlai，wogandaonaohaishenchuyoushenmedongxizhengbeiyingshengshengdiwangwaiche，wozhanlizhe，qingxidiyishidaosiwangzhengzaibijin！
“buyao……woyuanyifucong！yuanyizuonidenuli！”wobengkuididajiao。
“zheijiuduilema。”nvguimanyidigouqibanbianhongchun，bazhuzinakaisaijinwoshouli，shuo：“rongshanbinyiguanlizangzhegelihaidejiahuo，qubatadehunposhoule。”
woxinyouyujidichuanzhecuqi，“zen、zenmeshou？”
“jiuxiangwogangcaineiyang。”nvguibanzhanglianzaixiao，yuqizhongquetouzhemanmandeweixie，“shehunzhudoujinile，kebierangwoshiwang。”
xiangqifangcaidejutong，wohenhendidalegeduosuo，“woyidingjinli！”
“zhixuchenggong。”nvguishenchuzhiguyixiayixiadianzhewodemeixin。
wozhanzhanjingjingdidiantou，baozhenghuipinmingwanchengrenwu，tacaihuazuoyanwuxiaoshile。wotangzaichuangshanghuanleyihuier，juedebunengyongyuanshoubaibu，dewenwendiditabawodetoufanadaonaqule。
ruguobatoufaquhuilai，shuobudingjiunengbaituokongzhi。
xinnianyidong，wojiuganjuebozibeilezhule！
是我自己的头发！
wopinminglache，toufaquexiangyoulezijideshengmingsideyuechanyuejin，zhidaowozaixinlidashengrencuotacaihuifuzhengchang。wohaiyoudianbusixin，xiangjiandiaotoufashishi，jieguogangnaqijianzijiubeifashaocishangleshouwan。
zheihuiwoshichedibuganzaidongshenmeniantoule，zhinengguaiguaiquxiejianli。
diertianyizaowojiudaizhedayinhaodejianligandaorongshanbinyiguan，genkanmendelaodayedatingrenlibumendebangongshizenmezou。
laodayedalianglebantian，jianwoshoushangnazhejianli，jiuwen：“nixianglaizheishangban？”
“嗯。”
“zheishishiyedanwei，dexiankaoshangcainenglai。”laodayegujibushitouyihuijianzhexiangwozheiyangzhijieshangmenqiuzhidele，yuqihenshibunaifan。
“wozhidao，wozhishixianglaishixiyixia。”
“实习？”
“ng，woxuedejiushifangfuzhengrongzhuanye，laizheiershixibijiaoduikou。”wonulijichuxiaorong，zhilezhijianlishangdexinxizhengmingzijimeiyousahuang。
laodayexiaoshengdunang：“tinghaokanyixiaoguniang，zaaixuezheige……”
wogangadijixuxiaozhe，jiazhuangmeitingjian。zheigezhuanyeshiwomaxuande，wodangchuyekangzhengguo，danshibaile。
zheishihouzhenghaoyouliangchecongwobeihoukaiguoqu，menweidayemanlianduixiaodiwenleshenghao，ranhouxiaoshengduiwoshuo：“xiaoguniangniyunqibucuo，womenzheidabufenyewudouhuangzongtachengbaole，tanandelaiyihui，niganjinquba。”
woxiaopaozhezhuishangqu，huangzongjiangxiachechuanghuyididaliangzhewo。tazhangzheyishuangsanjiaoyan，yanbaihaitebieduo，beitazheimedingzhewoyouzhongtebienanshoudeganjue。
danwohaishinulibaochiweixiao，ziwojieshaodao：“huangzongninhao，woshiguangzejishuxueyuandexuesheng，fangfuzhengrongzhuanye，xianzaidaer，xiangchenzheshujialaininzheiershixi。zheishiwodejianli，ninkankan。”
shuozhewojiubajianlidileguoqu，huangzongquemeijie，feichanglengdandishuoleju：“baoshengri。”
wolengleyixia，ganjinbaochuriqi。
tayouwen：“jutishichenni？”
wogengjianamen，zheishiyaosuanwodeshengchenbazime？danwohaishilaoshidihuidale：“yinggaishihoubanyeyidianduo。”
huangzongditoumosuanlepianke，huranzhenggerendoubiandejidongqilai，liangyanfangguangdichongzhewoshuo：“nibeiluyongle！jintianjiukaishishangbanba！lailailai，shangcheshangche，wodainiqujianzanmenzheizuihaodehuazhuangshi！”
wolengzhu，mingminggangcaihaiaidabulide，weishenmesuanlebazizhihoujiubiandezheimejiqie，shengpawopaoleside？nandaowodeshengchenbazihenteshume？
danbuguanzenmeshuo，nengbeiluyongjiushigehenhaodekaishi，woxinxinmanmandisuizhehuangzongqulehuazhuangshi。
huangzongsuoshuodeneigezuihaodehuazhuangshixingli，shigenianjinliushidelaotou，tebiepang，duzidadeyoudiankuazhang。
buzhidaoweishenme，kanjiantawojiumomingdijuedehunshenfaleng……
jiuxiangzuowanmianduibanmiannvguideshihouneiyang。