第二章“马马虎虎”的仙人模式

dierzhang“mamahuhu”dexianrenmoshi

laidaomiaomushandewutianshijian,haishichuyuhunmidezhuangtaixia,jurannenggouzhangwozirannengliang?!

zheiyijingbunengyongtiancaishenmedelaixingrongle。

taliangkanxiangzuozaishangfangdedahamaxianren,xiangyaocongtaneilidezhiyigedaan。

dahamaxianrenhenkuaibianshihuifudaolezuichudemoyang,weihedeshuangyanzhizhong,touchuxiexuzhihuideguangmang,jirenyizhongkekaodeganjue。

“dahamaxianren,zheiqianyezenmehui......”

shenzuohaimeiyoujiangwentiwanzhengdiwenchu,bianshibeidahamaxianrenshenshoudaduanle。

“yiqie,doushimingyundeanpai!”

gaoshenmocedeyangzi,henkuaibianshihuzhuleliangzhihama。

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kandaohuzhuletaliang,hamawanyeshianzisongleyikouqi。

guizhidaozheixiaozishinalilaidebiantaia!

ruobushizaimengzhongdedaolemingyundezhishi,laofudouxiangyishixianshuduiqijinxinghadaohuimiele!

hamawanjiangjingyasisidiyazaixindi,meiyourangshenzuohezhimakanchulaile。

tashenshendihulekouqi,shuodao:

“shenzuo,qianyejiujiaofujineigechulehaoseyiwaiyiwushichudexiaoziba!”

大蛤蟆仙人吩咐道。

“huashuo,neigexiaozijiaoshenmelaizhe?”

dahamaxianrendelaonianchidaizhengzhuang,sihuzaicifanle。

jiyilishuaitui,shigeshifenmingxiandejixiang。

buguocishiqianye,yijingwufaxiangtaiduole。

tashenshangdezirannengliang,yeshijixudaoleyigedingdian。

qiheideshuangmou,dunshifashenglebianhua。

jinsedetongkongzhongxin,youzheliangdaoweibukechadeyinjijiaocuoerguo。

yanmouzhouwei,jinhongsedeyanyingweirao,queyebingbutaiguoyumingxian。

“zhei,zhei......”

shenchukandaozheiyimu,jiangzijidehamayandengde**,henbudejiangyanzhuzidoutaochulai。

“daodifashengleshenme?”

“nanbuchenglaofulaoyanhunhualema?”

tayouxiebuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。

shizaishiyinweiyanqiandezheiyimu,taiguoyujingren,ebu,jinghamale。

yigebuguowuliusuidexiaowawa,zaimeiyourenheqianbeideyinlingxia,zixinglingwulexianrenmoshi!

zuiweizhongyaodeshi,talaidaomiaomushandeshijian,yebuguowutianeryi。

benlaiyiweiqianyenenggouganshoudaozirannengliang,jiuyijingshiyijianhenguofendeshiqingle。

keshitaxiayike,bianshihenhendidalezijidelaolian。

zhimadebiaoxian,yemeiyouhaodaonaliqu。

tashijingyaohuangzheshenzuodeshenti,nannandao:

“haitaba,haitaba,woshibushinianjidale,yijinglaoyanhunhuale?”

“wozenmekandaoxiaoqianyeshizhanchulexianrenmoshi?!”

dahamaxianrenweihedeshuangyanzhong,shanguoyidaojingmang,youxiecuoe,danshibingmeiyoukaikouxunwen。

duiyuqianyedecunzai,tabingmeiyoudedaotaiduodeyushi。

mengzhongyeshimeiyoukandaoyidianyouguanqianyeweilaidejingxiang。

danqueshidedaolerenjieweilaidemingyunzhishi。

zhanluanbuxiuderenjie,xuehaitaotian,shalubiandi,renmingyijingshizuibuzhiqiandedongxi。

erzaineirenjiezhishang,fangfoyouzheyishuangdashouzaicaozongzhezheiyiqie。

neishiyidaoheiying,kanbuqingchuqimiankong。

weiyinenggoukanqingchude,zhishineitongkongshenchuzhizhongjiaocuodeliangdaoyinji。

heyanqianqianyedeyanmou,shifenxiangsi。

dahamaxianrenxiangdaozheili,weiweitanlekouqi。

“tongzhineigebaifaxiaoseguilema?”

tahaishimeinengxiangqizilaiyedemingzi。

shenzuocongjingyazhizhonghuiguoshenlai,zuibazhanghe,xiangyaoxiangdahamaxianrenxunwenyouguanqianyedeshiqing。

keshiquebeiduifangsuoqiangxianle。

tashenhuxijici,jiangjingyayazaixindi。

“huidahamaxianren,yijingtongzhixiaozilaiyele。”

“tachuliwanshoutoudeshiqinghou,bianhuilaidaomiaomushan。”

dahamaxianrenmanyididiandiantou,suihoushiyitamenlikai。

shenzuoleran,daizheqianyezuoshangzijidezuoqihamalikailecichusiyuan。

zaitamenlikaizhihou,shenchusiyuanzhongchuanchuyizhenyouyoudetanxi。

sihushizaigantanzheisuoweidemingyun......

shuwuzhizhong,yiwei‘baifajiyao’,shencaigaodaderenzhepantuizuozaiqianyededuimian。

liangrendayandengxiaoyan,sihuxiangcongduifangdeyanzhongkanchudianshenme。

guolepiankehou,zilaiyelvxianbaixiazhenlai。

“xiaoguitou,nizhendexuehuilexianrenmoshima?”

qianyehenshizhengzhongdidiandiantou,zheijianshiqinggenbenbukenengmanguozilaiye。

fanzhengyijingjianguolehamawan,yiqiedoutuidaotadetoushangjiushi。

“dahamaxianrenjiaowode!”

zhinendehuayu,shizaishirangrenzhaobudaorenheweizhuangdedifang。

zilaiyebujinyouxietouteng。

yigebuguowuliusuidehaizi,yijingzhangwolexianrenmoshi。

zheirangtaqudaidehua,huibuhuiyouxiedanwuqitianfule?

zheigeshihoudezilaiye,duiyuzijidejiaodaonengli,haimeiyouyigeqingchuderenzhi。

tadetudi,zaiweilaiderenjiezhizhong,neishijueduide‘shengmingyuanyang’!

zhiyuzheimingshengshihaoshihuai,neijiubushihenzhongyaole。

fanzhengdouyouyigetedian,nengda,erqieshihennengda!

“nishizhanxiaxianrenmoshi!”

zilaiyejuedingxiankankanqingkuangzaishuo。

qianyechenxiaxin,henkuaibianshijinrulezhuangtai。

qishitakeyishunjianjinruxianrenmoshi,danshiyiqieweilebaoxianqijian,haishibuyaotaiguoyujingshihaisubijiaohao。

shijianyifenyimiaodiguoqu。

zuoweichenggongxiulianchuxianrenmoshidezilaiye,zirannenggouganzhidaokongqizhizhongneibuduanyonglaidezirannengliang。

dayueshifenzhongguoqu,qianyedeyanmouzhouwei,chuxianleliangdaojinhongsedeyanying!

yizhijisuanzheshijiandezilaiye,buyoudeyouxiemudengkoudai。

“十,十分钟?!”

qianyezhengkaishuangyan,yiliantianzhendikanzhezilaiye。

“zilaiyeqianbei,keyilema?”

tingdaoqianyedeshengyin,zilaiyexianxiemeiyoubeizijidekoushuiqiangsi。

“keke,hai,haisuanshijigeba?”

zilaiyehenkuaiduanzhenglezijidetaidu,baichuyifuqianbeideyangzi,laixundaoqianye。

“shifenzhongjinruxianrenmoshi,mamahuhudechengji,haixuyaoduojianuli!”

tapingjingdelianshang,nenggoukanchudezhishiduiwanbeideyanli。

ranerqixinzhong,queshizaidashengdipaoxiaozhe。

“shifenzhongjinruxianrenmoshi,zheishicongnalimaochulaidexiaoguaiwu?!!”

“zheixiaoguaiwuhairangwoqujiaodao?guorandahamaxianrenyijinglaohutuleba?”

“xiaozilaiye,zheishidahamaxianrendezhishi!”

shenzuozaiyipangduanzhechashui,laoshenzaizaidishuodao。

“nizenmedaishuimenneigexiaozi,jiuzenmedaiqianyejiuhaole。”

“buyongtaiguoyudanxin!”

zilaiyetingdaozheihua,zhidaowufajujue,zhinengdayinglexialai。

jiuzaizilaiyedayingxialaideshihou,qianyedeerbianturanxiangqixitongdejixiebandeshengyin。