第一章：异界工作证
nihongbandewanxiabumanxibiandetiankong，yulengqingdedongbianxingchengxianmingdeduibi。
zhouxuanditouzouzaimeiyouwanxiadejiaoquhebian，gongzuodouzhaolehaojitian，yuanbendaxuebiyexinxinmanmandeta，beiyiju“duibuqi，nindetiaojianbutaiheshiwomengongsi！”yidiandiandejiangxinxinmomie。
zheibu，jintianmianshileshijiujiagongsi，yigeofferdoumeiyou！
“tianruociwojihui，wobimingzhentianxia！”
zhouxuanyangtiandahouyisheng，shengyinzaisizhouhuidang，ruguobushiqitarendouzaijiaban，kendingyourenkaikoumata。qiongbyigexiahousha！
“ai！zheijiushixianshiya！”
zhouxuanzhangtanyikouqi，wuliaodesichuxiakan，hurantakandaoheandelanganshangyouyibencezi
?职场秘诀》
tutianhaoqi，nazaishouzhong，shunshoufankai。
“gongxininhuodeyijiegongzuozheng”rumuzheiyangjigedazi。
“yijiegongzuozheng？hehehehe，haizhenyouyisi，yijie，wohaixuanwudaluni，zhenshixiaoshuokanduole。”
zhouxuanwunaideyaoyaotou，tazheirenjiushixintaihao，buranbuhuizaodaoleliangbaijiagongsidejujuehaizaizheilihun，zhaolejiafandian，chilewanhuntunjiuhuijiaxiuxi。
takanzheshutingganjingdejiumeiyoureng，fangdaolebaoli。
huidaojiayihoushuiyilaixi，yitouzaidaozaichuangshang。
zhishitabuzhidao，zaitashuijuedeshihou，neibencezituranbaochuyidaocuicanguangmang，jiangzhouxuanzhenggeshentilongzhao，jimiaohou，zhenggerenhuanhuanxiaoshile。
yebuzhishishuileduojiu，zhouxuanbeierbiandecaozashengchaoxing，zheilihaoxiangshigedaxingcaishichang，daochudoushirenshengdingfei。
“nimenjigeguolai，qiaozheiwuliumidedatige，yikanjiuyoudeshijinger。shenyuanchengzhengxiuchengqiangni，nimenguoquba。”
“duoyanzudeguolai，nimenzhongzutianfushilihao。qudangjianhuangshiba！”
zhouxuanzhengkaiyan，jingyadekanzheyanqianzheihaoxianghaiguandequyu，jizhegezhongqiqiguaiguaideren，yougaodawuliumidejuren、ranshaohuoyandehuoren，haiyoubeihouzhangzhejiebaichibangxiangshitianshiyiyangdejiahuo。
tamenshuozhegezhongtingbudongdeyuyan，renqunzhongjianzuozheyiweifuzeguanlidejiahuo，diaozheyanqiang，yibiantunyuntuwu，yibianchulishiwu。
“nishitouduguolaideba？”guanshinanzimizheyan，lengmobiaoqing。
dansuihou，takandaozhouxuankoudaililuchushenme，zheijiushenshouguoqutaochulai，shineibenyijiegongzuozheng。
“yougongzuozhenga，yuanlaishilanxing（diqiu）derenzu，haojibainianmeijianguole。kao！meiyouzhongzutianfu？”
guanshidezixidaliangzhouxuan，suihoudashouzaitajiantouzhongzhongyipai，xiaodao：“buguomeishi，haodaizanmendoushirenzu，gezhaoni。”
“nei……neijiuduoxiedage。”
zhouxuanruoruodeshuodao，tazheihuituranmingbaiguolaile，zijisihuzhendelaidaoleyigeqiyishijie！
“lingshougeneibianhaiquegeweiyanggong，niguoquba，yitiangongqianshi80。”
yunliwulide，zhouxuangensuirenqunlikaizheibian，laidaoyizuohuihongdechengnei。
zheichengshijianzaiyipiankuanguangdepingyuanshang，chengqiangyoujibaimigao，renzailimianjiuxiangmayineiyangmiaoxiao。chengneidejiedaogezhongshangpulinli，xingrendoushilaizizheiqiyishijiederen。
buyihui，zhouxuanlaidaolingshougemenkou，yourenjitadiguolaiyigeshuitong，limianzhuangmansiliao，wenzhetebiedeqingxiang，rangzhouxuandouyouzhongshiyudazhendeganjue。
zheishilingshoudekouliang，zijiyaozuode，jiushiyongzheixiekouliangjilingshouweishi。
dangtatizhesiliaotongzoujinlingshougehou，zhouxuandetongkongmoranfangda！
天呐！
gezhonglingshouyonglandepazaicaodi，baihu、qilin、fenghuangdengdeng，ouermouzizhengkai，zitaiweiyan。
zhouxuanbuganluandong，zhanzhanjingjingdetizhesiliaotongjilingshouweishi。
zheigongzuohenjiandan，jiushibasiliaodaozailingshoudekouliangcaozhong，tamenhuizijiguolaichi。
lingshougeyoushuwantoulingshou，gongzuorenyuancaiwuliuge。
“made！leisiwole，haishuozhaozhewoni，juranjiwoanpaizheimexinkudegongzuo！”zhouxuanyaoyaqiechi，xiangyaopokoudama，queyoushengpabierentingdaodianshenme。
jiangshoutoudegongzuowanchenghou，zhouxuankanzhetiansezhongyujianjiananxialai，yebuzhixiamianzijigaigandianshenme。
“yebuzhidaohainengbunenghuidaodiqiu。”zhouxuanziyanziyu，zheishi，erbianchuanlaiyishengzhaohu，shilingshougelijigegentayiqiganhuodetongshizouguolai，tamenjiangdamenguanbi，ranhoujuzaiyiqi，qizhongmougejiahuotoulaiyiweishenzhangdeyanshen。
靠！他们要干嘛？
qizhongjigeshencaizhuangshuodenanzizoudao1haoquanlongqian，yebuzhiwanglimiantouleshenme，buyihui，limianxiangqizhenerdehulusheng。
neijigenanrenhuaixiaozhezouchulai，shoushangnazhejigeshiguanpingzi，dagaiyouyizhizhang。
qizhongyigeduantoufananpifuyouhei，yanjingmolv，youdianyiyudeganjue。tamanmanzoulai，jiangyigeshiguanpingzisaidaozhouxuanshouzhong。
“laodi，zheishinide。”
duifangheiheishaxiao，yikoudahuangya。
“zheishishadongxi？”zhouxuanhaoqidewendao，dianlexiapingzi，limianyilvjinhuangseyetizhengzaihuanmanliudong。
“穷奇的血。”
duifangweisuodexiaozhe，pailepaizhouxuandejianbang，reqingdao：“laodi，nishuozanmenleisileihuodetusha？bujiushituzheidongxi。nifangxin，zhiyaonibuwangwaishuo，yihoudahuoyiqifacai。”
zhouxuanhuangrandawu，yuanlaitamenjuranchenzhegezhubuzai，dandabaotianjianglingshouqiongqijixiayaonongyunle，congtineichouchujingxue。
antamensuoshuo，qiongqidexuekeshizhenpin，fuyonghounenggouqiangzhuangshenti，shenzhihaiyougezhongxuanmiao。
danzhouxuanbusha，zhidaoduifangshipazijigaomi，suoyicaituoxiashuiyiqifenzang。
“buguanneimeduole！zheikeshihaodongxi！”
zhouxuanyanzhuyizhuan，xiaoxixidebashiguanpingzishouqi。
duifangkandaotazheidongzuo，gengjiamanyi，kaixinxiaodao：“wojiaozhangyang，yihouzanmenjiushizijirenle。”
“zhangdage，zheilidaodishishenmedifang？”shanglezeichuan，zhouxuanjiejixunwenduifang，tayoutaiduoyihuo。
“zheilishixuanlinjiedewanlongcheng，chengzhunaishiwanlongdizun，zanmendoushijitaganhuode。”
“zanmenweishizheihuoganzhelei，qishishigemeicha。nikanzheilingshouzhixue，zangejigeyoujihuijiuchoujiping，shaolaidianmeirenfaxian，haodaizheilijiwantoulingshouni。”
“zheilingshouzhixuezaixiajiekeshijiazhibufei！laodinixiaoxinshouhaole，bieranglaowangbadanfaxian。”
laowangbadanjiushizhiqianjizhouxuananpaigongzuodejiahuo，jushuoneilaowangbadanquanlihenda，ruguojiangxuanlinjiedangzuoyigegongsikandai，neilaowangbadanjiushuyurenshibuzongjian，diweibudi。
zhangyanghezhouxuantingtouyuan，youyizhidao。tedishuochulexuduozhouxuanjixuzhidaodeshiqing，rangzhouxuandakaiyanjie。
“xingle，xiabanshijiandao，laodi，woxianzoule。”
zhangyangzeixixideyixiao，manmanxiaoshizaizhouxuanshixianzhong。
“这！”
zhouxuangangxiangshuodianshenme，yishituranyizhenyunxuan，shuangyanmenglongdekanzhezijishentichengwuqihua，yidiandiandexiaoshi。
“啊！”
zhouxuanfachujianjiao，mengdezhengkaiyanzuoqilai，kandaochuangwaiyangguangzhaojinfangjian，sizhoushuxidehuanjingrangzhouxuanluchujingxidebiaoqing。
“我回来了？”
zhouxuanditoukanqu，zijizuoshouzuanzheyigexiaocezi，youshouwozheneishiguanpingzi。
xiaocezishineibenyijiegongzuozheng，erneigepingzi……
zhouxuanyichangjidong，ganjinbokaishiguanpingsai，jinhuangseyetiyingguangliudong，sanfaqiyideqingxiang。
“zheishilingshouzhixue！”zhouxuanjidongdedajiaodao。
zaiditoudakaiyijiegongzuozheng，zheicizhouxuankandejiweizixi。
“yijiegonghuigongzuozheng，pingzhengkeqianwangyijiegongzuo。meizhouyouyicijihui，keyijierenwu，ziliyuejiu，jiequdegongzuoyuehao。”
“yuanlairuci！shiwozaishuimengzhongjinrudaoneigeqiyishijie，zhenshenqi！mingmingduguoleyizhou，diqiucaiguoquyiwan，erqiexinglaihouhuolishizu！”
“haishiyijiedekongqihaoa。”
qishizhouxuanbuzhidao，yijiedekongqihuijitiandilingqi，putongrenxiyikouduishentiyoujidahaochu，zheiyeshitaxinglaihoujingshendousoudeyuanyin。
qichuangchiguozaocan，zhouxuanganjuegengjiajingshenle。
tashoushangnazheshiguanpingzi，anzhaozhangyangsuoshuo，lingshouzhixueduifanrenyoujidahaochu，qiangjinjiangubushuo，ruoshiyoujiyuanzhe，gengnengcongzhongdedaoqiongqidetianfuliliang，congertishenggaibianzishenxuemai。
“wojidezhangyangshuoguo，zaiyijiegongzuo，shiliyueqiang，gongzuoshouyijiuyuehao。”
“wobukenengzongshiweilingshouba？erqiehaoduoyizurenxiongshenesha，yaoshimeidianzibaonenglikongpabuhaohun。”
zhouxuanziyanziyu，yanzhongjingmangshanguo，xiadinglejuexin。
“zhangyangshuoguo，lingshouzhixuekoufuxiaoguozuihao，kexiwoxianzaixuemaitairuo，debalingshouzhixuexishiyihouzaifuyong。”
zhouxuannalaidawan，dakaipingsai，daochu10dijingxue，ranhouzhuruqingshui。jingxuekuaisuxishikai，yingguangshanshuo，rangzhouxuandeshentiyichangshuchang。
“来吧！”
zhouxuandakouyiyinerjin，manzuifangxiang，huiweiwuqiong。
“ei？haoxiangmeishenmetebieganjuea？”
yuyinweiluo，zhouxuanturandajiao！tamiansechihong，yichangtongku！
“好热！好胀！”
zhouxuanganjuetineisishiyoutuanhuoqiu，kuaisuzaitineigechuyouzou，sizhifazhang，haoxiangbeichongqiyiyang，suihouyishimohu，yitouzaidaozaidi，hunleguoqu。
buzhiguoquduozhangshijian，zhouxuanbeiexingle。zhengkaiyan，dunshiyiguechouweidaopubierlai，jinjiezhebianshiqiangliedejiegan。
“这是……”
zhouxuanditoukanqu，kandaozijipifubiaomianshenchuyicengheiseyouzhi，zheirangtalianxiangdaoxiaoshuolideyijinxisui，zheidoushishentilidewuyongzazhi，quanpaichulaile！
“haha！zheilingshouzhixueguoranyouqixiao！kankanwoshentizenmeyangle。”
zhouxuandaxiguowang，paodaoyushizhongxi。dengdaotazhanzaijingziqian，kanzhejingzilimianyingchudeshenti，renbuzhudachiyijing！
“tianna！zheishiwodeshenti？”zhouxuandengdayanjing。
zheishentijiweijieshi！lianshengaodouzhanglehaojilimi！yuanbentebiesongruandejirou，xianzaibiandexiantiaoqingxi，pifuyeshibailitouhong，xianluchubufandeyunwei！
qingqingdongledongbizi，zhouxuanhainengwendaozijishentisanfadedandanyixiang。
“haha！buhuibianchengtangsengrouyibanleba？”
zhouxuanganjuedaotineiyouyiguqiangdadeliliangyongdong，pobujidaizhaolegezhongwushishou。guoran！liliangtishenglezhishaoshibei！
yuanbentizhedaidamiyehuijuedeyouxiechili，danxianzaijiangmidaizhuazaishouzhongtebieqingsong，，tajisuanzhe，zijizhishaokeyitiqisanshibaijinzhongdedongxi！
chucizhiwaihaiyoushili，nenggouqingxikandaojiliwaiguanggaopaishangdeneirong！
tingjuehesudumingxianyezengqiangle！
zhouxuanzaifangjianpaolejiquan，xiangshiqichefeichierguo，taganjuezijixianzaiyaoshiqucanjiajingpaobisai，qingsongjiunengbazhuanyeyundongyuanshuaichujitiaojiewai！
“zheizhongganjuezhenshitaibangle！”