第四章 当代网友真是阿斗

youmengzhidehuazaizhibojianneizhidiyousheng,youneimeshijimiao,danmudoutingzhileyunzhuan。

zhidaohuangrongzhishouwuzheduzi,zhishouzhandouzhezhizhejingtou,numadao:

“nizaihushuoshenme?!”

“xiaoxiaonianjizheimeedu?!haizuzhouwoduzilimiandehaizishijiade?!neiwozheiduziliyoushishenme?”

“wonenglijiexianzainianqingdexiaoguniangxiangdaocengreduwusuobuyongqiji,dannihaisuanshigerenma?”

huangrongdezuichundoubeiqideweiweifadou,keyoumengzhizhishidingdingdekanzhehuangrongdeduzi,meiyoulihuiduifangdemasheng,sisuoleyihui:

“shimoutaotaoshangdefangzhenshuangtaiyinglouyanyuanpaizhaodaoju,haimianqingbianxingguijiaodupi。”

“niduizijishifouhuaiyunzhiniantaishenle。”

“jishishizheiyang,nidezhangfuyebuhuihuitoude。”

yuanbennuhuotaotiandehuangrongzaiyoumengzhitidaozijizhangfudeyishunjian,yanshenjingshandongyixia,yidaocuizheyouyuanhendudeyanshenyishanerguo。

eryoumengzhidepinglunquyehenkuaibeihuangrongzhibojianneidefensimengongxian:

【baituo,mafannihushuoyezhaogekaopudeshuofahaoma...sheibuzhidaozanmenrongjiejiehezhangfuchaojienai...】

【wozhenshifanlestraight,wobengaiyouhaohaodeshuimian,weishenmeyaozaizheigeyewandiankaizheigezhubodezhibojian,kannizaizheilihuyanluanyu...】

【exin,zhubonizhendehenexin,rongjiedezhangfuhaijingchangchujingbangrongjiezuojiawuzuofan,liangrenhenenai。nizhangkoujiuzaoyaorenjiafuqiganqingbuhao,erqiehaizuzhourenjiahaizi,zhendeshifeichangexin。】

liushuibandedanmushanguo,youmengzhijinzhoudemeitouquehaishimeiyousongkai:

“woshuole,nizheiyangzishidebudaonizhangfudexinde,nizuodeyiqiedoushitulao。”

“nidezhangfuruguoxinlizhendeyouni,jiubuhuibanidejiaosuozaizheizhangyizishang,rangnizhibotitazhuanqianle。”

meicuo,zhengshineizhangoushitieyiyizi。

tingwencihua,huangrongxianshiyijing,duizhangfudeweihuzhiyanneiyishunjianjingshikuaiguoledanao,zhijieledangdekaikoudao:

“nihushuo!neishiyinweitatengwo,taxianzaichumen,haipawoyujianhuairen,suoyicaibawosuozaijiali!!!”

huangrongweizhangfubianjiedexinwuyongzhiyi,danciyanyichu,bianshibianxiangchengrenleyoumengzhisuoyandezhenshixing。

弹幕顿时炸开了锅:

【buhuiba,haizhendejitashuoduile?zheizhubonandaoganggangzairongmamanuodongdeshihoukandaoleshenmedongxi?】

【youkeneng!suoyitadaodikandaoleshenme?nandaorongmamadezhangfuzhendeduitayouzheimebuhaoma?】

【hezhishibuhao,chumenbazijideqizisuoqilaihaisuanshigezhengchangrenma?!】

【rongmamanishuohuaya!daodishishenmegeqingkuangxuyaodajiabangnibaojingma?】

【nandaonizhendebeizhangfukongzhiqilaizhuanqianma?!gaisi,woxianzaijiuqufanzhaoyixiayiqianrongmamazhangfuchujingdezhaopian,mashangqusouyixiagerenxinxi,kanzanmenzheiqunwangyourenroubusizheigehuainanren!!】

youmengzhizhibojiandedanmuyuanbenjiuliaoliao,suoyizhuyilidouzaiduimianzhibojiandedanmushang,qiaqiaojiukandaolezheitiaodanmu,taqingqingdianlediantou:

“cha,doukeyicha,shunbianchachadanwei,zheizhongnanrenshenbaimingliezuihao。”

tabenjiushineimesuikouyishuo,danduimiandehuangrongtinglezheihua,mianseturantieqing,lianchushengjianjiaodao:

“bie!nimenbiezuoneiyangdeshiqing,zheishiqinfanyinsiquan。erqiewolaogong...wolaogongtazhendeshishichuyouyinde!”

zhibojianneibeizheiyihouyexianruyaobai,youmengzhitiaotiaomeishiyiduifangjixushuo。

huangrongyunnianglepianke,youchoulejizhangzhizheyanyandiyinyindeshuiguang:

“...qishi...”

“qishizheixiedoushiwoziyuande...buzhidaodajiayoumeiyoukanguoxinwenhuozhebaozhi...”

“jiushineijianguanyuyunfuyidutongweiyou,youpiannianqingnvhaidaotajiali,xiayaoxianjizhangfu**deanjian。”

youmengzhikuaisuqiehuanshoujihoutai,genjuhuangrongsuoyankaishisousuo。

danmubitayaogengkuaiyibu,huozheshuozheijianshidangnianshifenhongdong,jihumeiyouguanzhongweicengtingwen:

【shishinianqianneiqiyunfuhuotongzhangfu,youpianhushihuijia,xianjianhoushadeanjianma?zenmeturanliaodaozheigele?】

【heneliedeanjianei,wodangnianhaixiao,dunzaixinwenqiankandezheigeanjian,yunfubeizhuadeshihouhaizaixiao...wohaojiwanshangdoubuganshuijue。】

【tongnianemeng,woyejidezheigeyunfucaifangdeshihoubianshuobianxiao,danyinweihuaiyundeyuefendale,suoyiyagenyemeiyoubeipanxing,ershibeisongjinyiyuanle...】

【zheiherongmamayoushenmeguanxi?!zheidoushishinianqiandeanjianle...nandaoshiyinweihaipazijialaoposhanxindafabeirenjiahai,suoyiguanzaijiali?zenmeganjueguaiguaide?】

【dengdeng,woxianzaichadaoleziliao,yuanlaineiduiqinshoufuqizaishahaisizheqian,jiuyijingchangshiguohaojigenvhaizile...zhishiyizhimeiyoujiedaobaojing,erqieyemeiyouminganfasheng,nandaohuangrongmamatadangnianye....】

huangrongdeleizhushishisusugunluo,shuochudehuaqueshishipotianjing:

“meicuo,wojiushidangnianneichanganjiandeqinlizhezhiyi。”

danmushuaguodaliangdewenhaohegantanhao,xianranshiduicigandaofeichangbukesiyi。

huangrongyanzhongdeleijiuxiangshiduanlexiandefengzheng,buzhixiangdaoleshenme,qingxuyeyoubengkuidejixiang:

“wojiushidangniandeqinlizhe。xinwenzhongneiduifuqijieshoucaifangdeshihou,tamenzhaogongshituqinhaidediyigeshiwusuishaonv,jiushiwo!”

danmuyipianhuaran,huangronglianshangdeleishuiyuyanxianyunrankai,talangbeidecashizhelianshangdehenji:

“shiwo,dangniandeshiqing,juziliyinggaihaiyoujilu。wodangnianyejieshoulecaifang,danshiyouyuwoweichengnian,suoyijizhejiwodalemasaike,zhicaiyongleyigebeiyingxingshidecaifangpianduan。”

“wodangniantaihaipale...buganjiangzheishiqinggaosurenheren,jizheheshushulaicaifangdeshihouwodouhehuaile...”

“...suoyiwogaosutamen,womeiyouzoujinneiduifuqidejia...”

“woshuowo,meiyouzoujinneiduifuqidejia...”

huangrongtanjicichu,xiangshizhongyubengduanlenaohaizhongzuihouneigenxian,aiaidekuqishengxiangchezailianggezhibojianzhong,jiujiubuxi。

youmengzhiyejiangyanjingheshangleyishun,zuizhonghaishikaikoudao:

“danniqishishizoujinqule。”

“对吗?”

“nijuedezheijiushinixianzaidesiweixianrujixing,xuanzejiayun,shenzhijuedezongrongzhangfubanisuoqilaicaisuanshianquan...deyuanyin...ma?”