jiehundangtian，silelaogongshishenmetiyan？
惨吧！
zheihaibusuanzuican，gengcanjuerenhuandeshimeidengdaocanjialaogongzangli，jiubeiepoposongjinjingshenbingyuan。
zhiyinepopoxianqitakesizijierzi，jujuerangtajichengerzidecaichan。
shenmiaomiaopitousanfadezhuazhebingfanglangandahandajiao：“fangwochuqu，womeibing，woshizhengchangren，nimenguancuorenle。”
“biehanle，beiguanjinlaidejingshenhuanzhesheihuichengrenzijiyoubing，jiwoxiaotingdian。”
“danwoshizhendemeibing，aiaiai，nibiezouya，fangwochuqua～～”
chuanzhebaidaguadeyishenglandelita，zhijiesuomenzoule，liuxiadahandajiaodeta。
shenmiaomiaojianzhiyukuwulei，zheidoushishenmeshia！
yigeyueqian，tahaishiyigegangbiyesichubenbozhaogongzuodeyingjiesheng，huranyoutianbeiyouqianjifujiaohuiqu。
tayongmuqindeyiyaofeixiepota，jiajibingyangzijiangyanhe。
suirantabuchangzaineigequanzihuodong，danyezhidaojiangyanhedeqingkuang。
ziyoujibingchanshen，yilukaozhejiangjiadegaojiyiliaotuandui，huodaoxianzai。
keshentiqingkuangrengjiubuleguan，napaduozoujibujiukenengduanqi。
zheiyangdeshenti，ziranmeirenhuibanverjiajita，danjifujianqianyankai，dayinglejiangfurendeqiuqu。
shenmiaomiaoweilezhiwurenmuqin，budebudiantoutongyijiaguoqu。
nazhidaojiehundangwan，doumeidaoxinfang，jiangyanhejiucusile。
tasihou，jiangfurenbasuoyounuhuodoufaxiedaotashenshang，youqizaizhidaoerziyangfengyinwei，bujinmeihetaqianhunqiancaichanxieyi，haizengyuletacaichan，qidaobatasongjinjingshenbingyuan。
shenmiaomiaobuganxinjiuzheimebeiguanzhe：“sheiyaofangwochuqu，wojitashiwan，bu，jitayibaiwan，zhiyaofangwochuqu，woyoudeshiqian，wozhangfuhenyouqian！！！”
“renni，kuailairena！！！”
shenmiaomiaoyizhenkuangkuangdangdangdetizhedatiemen，danyewuyishengqianlaichakan。
zheiyangdeqingkuangzaijingshenbingyuanshizaitaichangjianle，yishengzhidangtashifabingle。
danshenmiaomiaoyuecuoyueyong，jixuchezhesangziluanhao，zhidaogebifangjianchuanlaiyizhenkekesheng，jinjiezheshiyijushayayinzhide“bizui。”
tazheicaijingjue，yuanlaizijigebiyezhulegeren。
shenmiaomiaozheicaiyoukongdaliangqizhenggefangjian，heputongyiyuandebingfanghenxiang，danqubiezaiyu，lianggefangjianzhongjiandegeqiangshangyoushanmen，zhishizheihuineishanmenbeidatielianzisuoqilai，danhaozaimenshangyoukuaiboli，shenmiaomiaozhengliantiezheboli，duizhegebidao。
“hai，gebidepengyou！woshixinlaide。”
nvshengyueerwenhe，lixibaiquejinzhoumeitou，yizhanglianyinzhidejihuyaodishui。
tajinbishuangmu，ceshenbeiduizheta，zhiqingqingdiyigedongzuo，yindetuishangtielianhualazuoxiang。
shenmiaomiaobuganchenmo，jixuwen：“niyoubanfajiaoyishengguolaima？”
“wozhendemeibing，tamenguancuole，ninengbangbangwoma？”
“dage，xianzaihaizao，nizenmejiushuileni？”
“niyigerenzhuzhei，nandelaigelinju，womenjiaoliujiaoliubei。”
lixibaibenyiweibulihuita，zheigenvshenjingbingjiuhuibizui，nazhidaofeihuayijujieyiju，chaodetanaoqiaoteng。
taqidehualazuoqi，ehenhendenudengzheta。
shenmiaomiaojieshoudaotadebuyouhao，yuqigengshiruanlexialai。
“duibuqi，dajiaonixiuxile，woyexiangbizui，keshiwomeibingbeiguanlejinlai，wojiaoshenmiaomiao，nijiaowomiaomiaojiuxing，niyoushenmebanfanengjiaoyishenglaima？”
什么妙妙喵喵的。
“nikanbuchuwoshishei？”
“……”
zheikenandaoshenmiaomiaole，huyibudingdeqiaozhetahui：“yeren？”
buguaishenmiaomiaozheimehui，yanqiannanrenyitouguozhangdeluanfa，huzilacha，shenshangbingfuzhoubaba，jiusuanshiwaimiandeqigai，doubitayaohao。
lixibaibeiqidefeiyetengle，yaoyaqiechidao：“wozaijiniyicijihui，yifenzhong，jiwoanjingxialai。”
“……niyiqiandezhiye，buhuishibazongba？”
“ni……”zenmezhidao？
shenmiaomiaoxuezhetadeyuqihemoyang：“yifenzhong，woyaozhidaoneigenvrensuoyouxinxi，hahaha，dage，woxuedexiangbuxiang？”
lixibaixianzaiyijingbushishengqineimejiandanle，tashihenbudeqiasizheigexinlaidenvshenjingbing。
tayiyanbufa，ruyingdeshuangmoujindingzhebolihoudeneizhangpiaoliangyoulingdongdelian。
shenmiaomiaobeitadingdetoupifama，huranxiangdaotashishenjingbing，wanyizhenbeitanongsile，kejiukuidale。
tamomodihoutuiliangbu，huranduimiannanrenhaowuzhengzhaodekaikou。
“厉溪白。”
“什么？”
“woshuowojiaolixibai。”
tayeshuobuqing，jingranhuigaosuzheigenvshenjingbingzijidemingzi，dagaishibeiqihutuleba，youhuoxushitaijiumeishuochuzheigemingzi。
zicongyiwaichehuohou，tayijingbeijimuqiangxingguanzaizheiliyinianle。
rifuyiridezhemohebujiantianri，zhujianxiaomozhetadejingshenheyizhi，zongyouyitianhuibatabianchengzhenzhengdejingshenbingren。
“shenme，nishuozijijiaolixibai？nibeisonglaizheili，shiyinweijingshenfenlieba？”
jibianshenmiaomiaobuchangcanjiagaoduanyanhui，queyezhidaolixibaisangezidehanjinliang，gengshiquanlidedingfeng。
zaijingshi，zuixianhedejiazujiushilijia，erlixibaigengshilijiaquanlidejiebanren。
chuanwentazaishangchangshangshouduanhenli，lengkuwuqing，danqueyongyouminruidemuguang，ranglijiagengshangyicenglou。
keyinianqian，zheiweichushenxianhedehaomenshijiagongziyiwaichehuochengweizhiwuren，dangshihongdonglezhenggejingshi。
lijiagupiaogengshiyiludieting，houlaishilifurenliwankuanglan，wenzhulejushi。
yanqianzheigeyerenshuozijishilixibai，shenmiaomiaozhidangtashifabingle，xixulesheng，zuohuichuangshang。
chuangshangzhiyouyichuanggewaidanboyoupojiudebeizi，ruoxiangshuijue，zhinengmianqianggaizaishenshang。
zheiyitianfashengletaiduoshiqing，rangtabudebubimuhaohaoxiangxiang。
gebidetielianyoufachuxixishushudeshengxiang，yihuihouzhongyuanjingxialai。
shenmiaomiaoguishishenchadeqingshouqingjiaoxiachuang，touguoneikuaiboli，takanjianyerenquansuozaizhaixiaodechuangshang，gaodadeshenqushoudezhishengxiayibagutou。
jiaoshangdetielianmopoletadeshuanghuai，pojiudebeizizhikankangaizhuxigaiyishang，ertadezuotui，gengshiyiyizhongqiguaidezishiniuzhe，sihushiduanle。
zheiyangyigeluopoyoukeliandenanren，huishineigetianzhijiaozilixibai？
shenmiaomiaohaoxiangkanjianlexiwang，youjuedeshizijifengle，baxiwangjituozaiyigeshenjingbinghuanzheshenshang。
kexianzaitayebiewutafa，jiangfurenshibukenengfangtachuqu，tahenbudeguanzijiyibeizi。
jifujianqianyankai，gengbukenengweilezijidezuijiangfuren，ermuqinzhiwuren，nenghuozhedouyaozhiwangjifuyoudiandaodeheliangxin。
taxianzaizhinengkaozijiboyitiaoluchulai，nahuishuyutadedongxi。
shenmiaomiaoqingleqingsangzi：“hai，dage，nizhendeshilixibai？”