第一章鬼话连篇
“zheixiefangke......bu......bushiren！”
miliuzhiji，yeyejiangchuzuwujiaojiziji，zhanweiweishuochuyiyan，danhaimeiyoushuowanjiuliangjiaoyidengqushi。
chunanshuangmudengdayulie，zixiaofumuzaoshi，tagenyeyexiangyiweiming。
ganshoudaoyeyezuihoujiduwunaidelinsizhiyanyuduifangkemendekongsu，linsiqianhaishuofangkebushirendehua，xinzhongfennu，“zheiqunhundan，wogennimenshibuliangli。”
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5yue26ri，zhouliu，xuexiaomeike。
qingkongwanli，yichuxing，ruzhai，kaishi。
sanjiangshi，longshendongchengzhongcun，shenlonglu6haoruyidalou。
dalouweiyulukoujiaohuichu，caiguangtongtou，jiaotongfangbian，zuoyoutingchechang，youshicunzhongxiuxianxiaogongyuan，zhengduijiedaolukoukuorankailang，huanjingyouyanaishichengzhongcunlouzhongguizu，pingriyuezudougaorenyideng。
louneiweishengzhuangkuanglianghao，youdianti，caiyongxiaketingshangfangjiandefushizhuangxiu，danrenfang，shuangrenfang，taojiangezhonghuxingshejiheli，peizhidianshi，reshuiqi，kongdiao，jiadianyiyingjuquan，linbaoruzhu，shiyijulongshendongcunbuerdexuanze。
yeyetouqigangguo，chunandaizhejishibayaochi，nazhefanhuangdeshouzuzhangben，laidaojichengdechengzhongcunchuzuwu。
fangkedoubeijiaodaolouding，chunanzhanzaifangkeqianmian，kaikouhanqilai，“jintiandaode，zhihuidajiayisheng，woyeyequshi，yihouwojiushifangdong。
wanghouyiqiezhaojiu，yuanyijixuzu，yihouhaohaojiaozu，buyuanyizhusuishikeyigenwoshuo，womenhaojuhaosan，tuihaiyajinrangnizou。”
yinweiyeyedeshiqing，chunanduizhuhuyinxianghencha，xiangjizhuhumenyigexiamawei。
“fangdong，fangxin，womendouhuihaohaojiaozu。”
“congmingtiankaishi，fengyisanwubaitiantingdian，ersiliujianxiexinggongshui。”
xiangdaoyeyelinsiqianneifenfenbupingdehuayu，chunanjiuqifennanxiao，napaloukongle，tayeyaochuzheikouqi。
yeyeshuobunengganren，keyixiangbanfarangtamenzijizou。
“fangdong，womendoushiyiqunburuyide，nanrenhebiweinannanren？”
qizhongyouyigehuxulachadeyingjunshuaigedaizhemojingzouchu，kaikoumingbuping。
“woyeyelinsidoudiaozhekouqishuonimenbushiren，bujidianyansenimenkankan，zhendangwojiahaoqifu。”
chunanmeiyouxiangguoyaoweinanren，keyeyelinsiqianhaishuoneiyangdehua，tayaoshibuzuodianshenme，ganjuexinlibuan。
“laofangdongshuodemeicuo，womendoubushirena。”
yourenxingxushiganjuelaorenyisi，neixinyouxieguoyibuqu，shuoleyijuchanhuidehua。
“biegenwochexiemeiyongde，yihoubuguannimenshibushiren，anshijiaofangzuhaohaozhu，buanshijiaozujiwogun。”
chunanfenfenbuping，yeyeshuotamenbushiren，tamenzhenganbuzhilianchidechengren。
“dajiadoujiawoweixin，yihoujiaozu，yekeyiweixinzhuanzhangjiaozu。”
yifanmangliuxialai，chunangenmeigerendoujiechuleyixia，chuletamenlianpihoushuozijibushirenwai，qitashiqingdoutingpeihe。
“haole，neixiemeitongzhidaode，dajiaxianghuzhuangaoyisheng，shaohouwozaiqulouxiadiantikoutiegetongzhi。”
fankaizhangben，tajintianzhisuoyilaichuzuwu，yizeshiyeyetouqigangguo，erzeshijintianganghaoyourenyaojiaozu，“tangshiliuyixia，qitarendousanleba。”
yiqunrenlikailouding，shengxiayigemoyangjiaoxiaodeluolishaonv，shenchuangongzhufuzhanzaineiliniuniunieniewanzheyijiao，xianglaitajiushitangshi。
“jintianshinidejiaozuri，zujindouzhunbeihaoleba。”
chunanjiandaoxiaoluolimeinv，moyangqingxiu，yuqiruanxialai。
tangshisiyounanyanzhiyin，congkoudailimiantaochuyitaqian，jiaojichunan。
“ming，mingbi，shizaidouwoma？”
chunanyikan，mingbitahenshuxi，laoyeziqushideshihou，tashaolebushao。
“fangdong，zheigeyueyejibuhao，zheibushimingbi，shiyinde。”
tangshiyaoyaoya，kaikoujieshiqilai。
“bieyiweinizhangdekeai，yishuangdayanjingshanxiaren，jiukeyizhengyanshuoxiahua，biechemeiyongde，fangzujiqian。”
“fangdong，niyaoxiangxinwo。”
“xiangxinni？yejibuhao，jiuqufazhanyewu，bienayitamingbihuyouwo，wohaimeisi。”
“fangdong，nigenwochuquliudaliuda，huoxunenggouzuochengyiliangdanyewu，zhuanleqianjinijiaozu。”
“ni！guaibudeyeyeshuonimenbushiren，jiaogezuzihaiyaofangdongpeiniqupaoyewu。
zouzouzou，jintianwodaoyaokankan，nidaodiwanshenmehuayang。”
chunanyouxiefenkai，guaibudeyeyeshuofangkebushiren，zhenqipa，jingranyongmingbijiaozu。
fanzhengxianzheyeshixianzhe，taxiangyaokankan，tangshiyaozenmekaituo，genzhetaxialelou，peitongtaqupaoyewu。
zoudaolouxia，tangshinachuyigeyanyaoshuipingchaozijideshouzhidilejidiyeti，ranhouchaochunandeshuangyanmoqu。
“你干嘛？”
chunanjingtiqilai，zheishishenmecaozuo，yigeshaonvchuangongzhufujiusuanle，haimomingqimiaoyongbumingyetimorenyanjing。
“给你开眼啊。”
“开什么眼？”
“kaiyinyangyan，nengjiangui。”
“zhenjianguile，woyeyeshuonimenbushiren，zhenmeishuocuo，jingrandabaitianjiwokaiyanjiangui？”
chunanyouyizhonghuangmiudeganjue，tangshiyouduoqipa，caihuiyaojitakaiyan，chunanwanquanbuxinzheiyitaoguicaozuo。
“shia，bukaiyanjiangui，nizenmegenwoyiqiwanchengyeji，quzhuaguia。”
tangshiyibenzhengjing，shenqingyansu。
“biejiwowanzheitao，nishibushibuxiangjiaozu？”
chunantingbuxiaqu，zhenshihuojianguile，taganjuegenduifangmeibanfajiaoliu。
“fangdong，wotingwojieshi。laofangdongshuodemeicuo，womenbushiren，woshiguichaa。”
tangshiyouxiezheji，yiranyibenzhengjingdehushuobadao。
“weiletaobijiaozu，hucheguihua，gennishuo，wobuxin，buxin。”
chunankuaiyaoqifeng，xinzhongmanshikangju，yongyuanbuyaoheerhuojiangdaoli，tahuibaniyebianchengerhuo，ranhouyongtafengfudejingyandabaini。
“fangdong，nitingwoshuo。”
“buting，buting，wangbanianjing。bieyiweinihuibiangushi，jiukeyibujiaozu。”
chunannumujindingtangshi，buguantawanshenmeyaoezi，doubunengrangduifangtaobijiaozu。