第3章玩笑开大了

ketaderennailihenhao,zhishaobuhuizaizijidefuqinmianqianbazheigehushuobadaodexiaonvrensisui。

neiyanggenbenjiejuebulewenti,zhihuilingshiqinggengjiayanzhong。

yaoxiaoyuzhuangzuohaipademoyang,qiaocuiwulidishuo:“wozhidaozijishishenmeshenfen,wobuhuirangershaonifuzede。jibian,jibianyihoubuxiaoxinyoulehaizi,woyehuizijiyigerenchengdan!”

kandaoqiaozhenhaiyanzhongdenuhuoyuelaiyuewang,yaoxiaoyuzhidao,zijiyijingchenggongdirangqiaozichengzaitamianqiantaibuqitoulaile。

“我不用负责?”

“nandaobushime?yiqianhenizaiyiqidenvrennagebeinifuzele?wosheqiudebuduo,zhiqiuershaoniyihoubuyaozaijiuchanwole,shiwoyiqianxihuancuorenle,woyihouyidingbuhuichuxianzainimianqian。”

yaoxiaoyuyandidangqiyisijianjidechengdexiaoyi。

shenmechengdanbuqirenutadehouguo?

taxianzaijiurangtazhidaozhidao,shenmejiaozuorenutadexiachang!

qiaozichengweimizheyanjing,yijuhuabushuo,dangqiaojianyaoxiaoyuyaoshunshikailiudeshihou,mengdibinglengdeshengyinfachu:“zhanzhu!”

yaoxiaoyumeiyouhuitou,daqiyebuganchuan。

qiaozichengyijingraodaoletademianqian,shouzhiqiazhutadexiaba,bipotaduishitaneiqiheiwuliangdeyanmou:“nvren,zenmeban?woduiniyijianzhongqingle,xiangyaolangzihuitoule!”

yaoxiaoyulianseyibai,zheihuashishenmeyisi,jimangyongyanshenxiangyibiandeqiaozhenhaiqiuzhu。

“fangkaita!”qiaozhenhaiyouweiyandeyiju,huayinluoxianudengleqiaozichengyiyan,“buguanzenyang,shiwomeiyoujiaoyuhaoni,qifulezheimeyigehaoguniang,qiebushuochuanchuqunanting,yaoshimeiyougeshuofa,woyeduibuqizijideliangxin,nimenlianggedougenwohuijia!”

yaoxiaoyucaibuxianggentamenhuijia,keyanxiadexingshikanlaishibuyunxutashuobule,yushizhihaohuiliuliudigenzhetamenyiqilaidaoleqiaojia。

haohuadedazhaiyuanli,oushijianzhuweiyansongli。

jijingdedatingzhongyangbaifangzhegetaishiyi,qiaozhenhaizuozaishangfang,lengyankanzhexiarenzaiduiqiaozichengshixingjiafa,lianshangmeiyourenhedeburenzhise,fanerhaiyangshengrangzaijixuhenhendida。

yaoxiaoyuqichuyiweiqiaozhenhaizhishizuozuoyangzi,keshikandaoxiarenyipibianyipibiandiluozaiqiaozichengshenshang,zhidaochouchudexuejiangtaneishenjiebaidelifujiranhongle,tacaizhidaozijizheigewanxiaokenaodale。

“bofu,bofu,niraoleershaoba!”yaoxiaoyuhanzhe,keshiqiaozhenhaijiuxiangmeiyoutingjiantadeshengyinyiban,lingtaduiqiaozichenggengjiajuedekuijiu。

xianbushuotayaoshihuaileyun,nengqujiurenyeyouqiaozichengyifengonglao。danshuotadexinchangcongxiaojiuruan,zhendejianbudezheiyanghenladechangmian。

youcikejian,qiaozichengcongxiaoshenghuozaizheiyangyigefuguirenjia,yeweijiandeguodihenxingfu。

yaoxiaoyujianqiubudongqiaozhenhai,bianpaodaoqiaozichengshenbian。

pianpiantasichengzhe,yijuqiuraodehuayemeiyou,junyiderongyanwanruolengmodediaoxiang,ruobushineiyishengshengdebianzisheng,haizhenyiweibeidaderenbushita。

“qiaoershao,nizenme……”yishijianyaoxiaoyuyusai,tabuzhidaogaishuoshenme,jieshizheiyiqiesihuzijiyoubianchengmeilidele,bianzhihaobanzhenbanjiadidao,“nizenmezheimehutu,wozhendebuyongnifuze,nikuaidianhebofuqiuraoa!”

“qiurao?”haoyihuiqiaozichengyoulefanying,bumingyiweidikanleyaoxiaoyuyiyan,jiezhelengranyixiao,“qiurao?neiqibushijiurangwoquni?”

yaoxiaoyuyixiazimengle,hunshi?

“a!”youshiyijipibianxiaqu,qiaozichengjincuqimeitou,mianseyijiuqingleng,etoushangqueyijingshenchulelenghan。

erneibiandexiarenyougaogaoditaiqibianzi,wanruomeiyoukandaozheiyimuyiyang。

yaoxiaoyubuzhizenme,turanchongleshangqu,dangzaileqiaozichengshenshang:“yaodajiudawoba,doushiwodecuo,zhendebuguaiershao!wobuyongtafuze,wozhiyaotahaohaode!”

zheishiqiaozhenhaicongyizishangqishen,yiyangshou,xiarenbianbuzaidaqiaozichengle。

jiezhetayaotoutanxi:“nikankanta,duohaodeguniang……wozaijiniyitianshijiankaolv,ruoshiwoqiaozhenhaideerzi,nijiuganzuogandang,quleta!”