第六章 丢人现眼的东西

diliuzhangdiurenxianyandedongxi

buchuyuliao,wohaishibeiheixinlaobanchaoleyouyu。

yiyuanneibiandalaidianhua,shuodididebingqingturanehua,zhengzaiyiyuanliqiangjiu。

wohedeliushenwuzhu,dachezhibenyiyuan。

zaiqiangjiushimenkou,wojiandaolejiongpowuzhudebama。

tamenyishengmeixiangguofu,quechangbianrenjianjiku。

yishenggaosuwo,guziyenaoyixueweizaidanxi,bumashangshoushudehua,suishihuiyoushengmingweixian。

wushiwandeshoushufeibixujinkuaicouqi,duodangeyimiao,ayejiuduoyifenweixian。

zheiyangdexiaoxiduibamalaishuo,wuyishiqingtianpili。

zheixienianweilejididizhibing,zaojiutaokonglejiadi。yanxiajiatusibi,lianshenghuodouzhuojinjianzhou。

zhouhongyijiwodesanshiwan,haibuzuyijiewoderanmeizhiji。shengxiadeershiwan,woshangnaerqucou?

wozhaolaobanyuzhilebanniandexinshui,queyezhicoudaolewuwankuaiqian。

qiongtumoluzhixia,wohouzhelianpiquzhaojiangyan。

jiangyanmangzhechoubeihunli,jujuejianwo。

woxiuchidipaileliangzhangaimeilugudesifangzhao,jingjingdidenghouhuiyin。

wanshang,wozaijiudiandengjiangyan。

manshenjiuqidetachuanglejinlai,yimozhireluozaiwodechunchijian,qiangshijinzhu,hengchongzhizhuang。

jiangyandemuguangguntangershenchen,quemeiyoubanfenrouqing。

ruanfudechunbeitasimokenyao,woyoudianzhaojiabuzhu。

ermochuanlaibuliaobeisisuideshengyin。

wojinghuangtuisang,jieguolianshoudoubeitachedijingu。

tadezhangxinfanzheredu,suodaozhichuyinqiyizhenjingluan。

wonaodaiqingxingyixie,yishidaozijitanshangdamafanle。

nannaidihengleliangsheng,chunbanbianbeitamishifengjian。

tadishenghuanwodemingzi,“zhizhi……”

woxiuchidikanzheta,shentiruanchengyitanshui。

jiranshibaozhexianshendexiangfalaide,woyouhebiguzuozitai?shunzheta,huoxuhainengshaozaodianzui。

guanjianshike,nanrenyanqixigu,zhigexima。

dengleliangjiu,tayijiumeiyoubandiandongjing。

woquansuozaijiaoluoli,xiuchidibuganzhishita。

jiangyandesangyinjinlejiuqi,shifendichen,“gunanzhi,wotingkanbuqinide。weileqian,lianshentidoukeyichumai。”

wohunshenyidou,ruzhuibingku,yigujudadechiruganxijuanerlai。

zheixienianwoshouzhedixianzhuanqian,meiyifenqiandoushiganganjingjingde。

kezaijiangyanyanli,wozaojiuzangle,lianpengyixiadoujuedeexin。

tawufeishixiangyongzheizhongfangshiwuruwo,xiangshoubaofudailaidelequ。

我如他所愿。

“jiangyan,jiwoershiwan,jinwandeshiqingjiudangzuomeiyoufasheng。nidinghunzaiji,ruguobuxiangrangnideweihunqizhidaozheixieazashi,jiuhuaqianduzhuwodezui!”

jiranwozaitaxinlidemoyangmilanbukan,wobujieyizailanyixie。

jiangyanyanlijinshibiyiheyane,neibiaoqinghaoxiangchilecangyingyiban。

“nadaoqianjiugun,youduoyuangunduoyuan,yongyuandoubuyaozaichuxianzaiwodemianqian!”

woyanleisinve,wuzheposuibukandeyiqun,diediezhuangzhuangpaolechuqu。

taihaole,ayezhongyuyoujiule!

……

jingguoyishengdefenliqiangjiu,guziyebaozhulexingming。

fuqinkandaowobojingshangdehonghen,miansedouranyichen。

“guinv,nizuowanqunaerle?”

wobojingshangcanliuzheaimeidehenji,laibujizheyan,beifaxianle。

“ba,ninjiubuyaowenle。”

fuqinjianwoyanshenduoshan,limazhengshilexinlidecaixiang。

“diurenxianyandedongxi,woguhaimeinizheiyangdenver!”

fuqinyibazhangshanzaiwodelianshang,jiangwoshandaozaidi。

naodaiyizhenyunxuan,wodezuijiaoqinchuxuelai。

muqinjuedediulian,“nianlezheimeduoniandeshu,suanshibainianle!”

woliangliangqiangqiangdipaqilai,kanzheqinrenneizhongxianqideyanshen,wojuedewobugaihuozhe。

尽给他们丢脸了。

qingxingdeshi,didipinganwushi。

womenxinziwen,wobukuiqiangujia。

fumuxianwodiurenxianyan,womeilianjixudaixiaqu,wuzhelianjiupaole。、

gunguncheliuli,wojiangrenyingmeiruqizhong……

嘀——