第五章 道歉还是被割耳朵

diwuzhangdaoqianhaishibeigeerduo

shuohuajian,lichenturanwanyaocongzhoutaideshouzhongduoguoneibabaojian,ranhoujiazaizhoutaidebozishang,lengshengweixiedao:“bengongzizhijinishigehuxideshijian,ruoshinihaimeiyouxuanze,neibengongzizhihaogediaonideliangzhierduo,rangnijinhouzaiyewulianchumenjianren,nijuedezheigechengfaruheni?”

“shenme?”yuanbenzhoutaihaimeiyoubalichendehuadangyihuishier,kexianzaiyitingshuolichenyaogediaotadeliangzhierduo,dunshihededajingshise,lianmangzhanghongzhelian,lichenqiuraodao:“langjunbuyaoa!qiuqiuniqianwanbuyaogewodeerduo,wozhidaocuolehaibuxingba,woxianzailikejiujiliulaoyedaoqian!”

zailichenganggangnuokaijiaodeshihou,zhoutailianmangfanshenguizaileliukaihedemianqian,yibianketouyibianqiurao:“zhuangzhuraominga!woyijingzhidaocuole,qiuqiuninjiufangguowoba,wobaozhengyihouzaiyebulaizhuangyuanlizhaonindemafanle。”

zhoutaiyibianqiuraoyibianketou,wanquanmeiyoulezhiqianneifeiyangbahudezitai。

yinweitabeilichenshouzhongdebaojianjihedaole。

erjiuzaizhoutaijiliukaihedaoqiandetongshi,zhuangyuanmenkouhuranchuanlailejishengguzhangsheng。

啪啪啪!

“yohe,zheibushizhougongzima?nizheishinaodenayichua?haoduanduandeganmaguizaidishangxiangrenketouni?”shuohuadeshiyimingshenchuanhuafutangzhuangdeyuanliannanzi。

bikongchaotiandesaoshizaichangdezhongren,zuihoumuguangluodaolezhoutaideshenshang,manlianchixiaodediaokandao。

cirennaishiwuxingqiwangjiazuzhongdegongzi,taiyuanwangshizidiwangbo。

yikandaocongmenkouchuangjinlaidezheixienianqingzidimen,liukaihedeliansedunshibiandenankanzhiji。

zhoutaizaikandaowangbodeneiyike,dunshixiangzhuazhulejiumingdaocaoyiyangjimangcongdishangpaqilai,yiluxiaopaolaidaolewangbomianqian。

diantouhayaodekenqiudao:“wanggongzi,ningeweilaidezhengshishihou,zheitianshelangjianzhidandabaotian,jingganmiaoshixianya,haigongranyuwushuangxiaojiebaitangchengqin,zheibushizaidageweigongzidelianma?”

“e!shima?juranhaiyourucidandazhiren!”wangbopielelichenyiyan,manlianbuxiedezhiwendao:“nandaobuzhidao,liuwushuangdoushiwomenzheixiedajiazudegongzimen,zhuiqiudeduixiangma?”

“zhidaoyouzenmeyang?buzhidaoyounengzenmeyang?dajiazujiuhenlebuqima?”lichenbuyiweirandesonglesongjian,buxieyigudishuodao。

erliukaiheyitingdaolichendehua,dunshihedeshenzimengranyizhan,lianmangpaoguolaibalichenladaoyipang,xiaoshengtixingdao:“wodehaoguyeya!zheixierenkeqianwanbunengzhaore,fouzewoliujiazhendeyaozaoyumiedingzhizaiya!”

“gangcaineisipangzibujiushiputongrenma?laotaishanweiherucihaipa?”lichenfanlefanbaiyan,bumingsuoyidewendao。

zaitazheigexiandaichuanyuezhemianqian,shenmewuxingqiwangjiazu,doushiyiqunzhazha。

lichengenbenjiumeiyoubazheixierenfangzaiyanli。

lichenrujinyoushenmiguhuabangshen,shenzhilianlishimindoumeifangzaiyanli,genghekuangzheixiejiazuzidi。

jianlichenrucifengqingyundandemoyang,liukaihehaishimanlianningzhongdejieshidao:“guyeniyousuobuzhi,gangcaishuohuaneiweigongzhu,zheishitaiyuanwangshidedizhangziwangbo。”

“erqietadezumuzhengshishitaishanghuangliyuan,yejiushidangjinshengrenweiyideqingugu,zhanggongzhulishi,ertadezufujiushitaiyuanwangshishangyirenjiazhuwangrenyou,nixiangyixiangzheitaiyuanwangshizaizhanganchengdequanshishiheqizhida!”shuodaozuihou,liukaihedelianshangyijingluchulekongjuzhise。

lichenziranshikanzaiyanzhongdanxinliquepoweibuxie。

weiweiyixiao,lichentaishoupailepailiukaihedejianbangfanwendao:“laotaishan,ninnandaowanglewozheigebianyiguyeshishenmeshenfenma?”

cihuayichuliukaihe,dunshiyanqianyiliang,gangcaiyishizheji,tadoubalichendeshenfenjiwangle。

neikeshinenggousuishipingkongxiaoshi,younengpingkongchuxiandexianren。

zheiyangyiweilaizitianshangdeshenxian,youqihuijupafanjiandezheixiejiazu。

kongpazairenjiayanzhongliandangjinshengrendoubuhuiduokanyiyan。

xiangdaozheililiukaiheyuanbenyichoumozhandelianshang,dunshiluchulexinxidexiaorong。

chongzhelichenlianliandiantou,xiaoshengdekenqiudao:“neijiuyoulaoguyele。”

“haihaihai!nimenhaiyouwanmeiwan?”wangbokandaolichenheliukaiheliangrenzaiyipangqieqiesiyu,dangjibunaifandihandao:“womenzheijidajiazudegongzidouzaizheilizhanlehaozhangshijian,nimendouyanxialema?meikandao,haishiguyilengluowodeng?”

“wokanzheixiaozifenmingjiushizaibeidilixiangsuanjiwomen,jiranruci,neizanmenburuxianbazheitianshelangdaduanshoujiao,zhuahuiquhaohaozhemoyifan,ranhouzaiguanshangyibeidujiusongtaqudifubaodao,kansheihaiganyuwushuangxiaojiebaitangchengqin。”

“duiduidui,zheitianselangdanzitaidale,meiyoujingguowomendetongyi,jiuganyuwushuangxiaojiebaitangchengqin,jianzhijiushizhaosi。”qitajiazudegongzi,yigegedoubuhuaihaoyidedingzhelichen,lengshengweixiedao。

erzhoutaiyezaiyipangshanfengdianhuo:“jiweigongzinimenyedoukandaole,zheitianshelangdandabaotian,jingranbawomenhuxianzheimeduoxianyayayidoujidachenglezhongshang,zheifenmingjiushixiangyaogongranduikanghuangquan,cirenzuigaiwansi,haiqingjiweigongziweixiaorenzuozhua!”

“fangxinba!zheijianshibaozaibengongzishenshang,baozhengbuhuirangzheixieselangxiaoyaofawaide。”wangbomanlianaoqidepailepaizijidexiongkou,duizhoutaibaozhengdao。

tongshi,wangboyoutaiqishoulaiduizhezijishenhoudeliangminggaoshou,xialingdao:“lairenguoqubazheigetianselangjibengongzinaxia,xiandaduanshoujiao,ranhouzaigediaoliangzhierduo,kandiaoyishuangshouzhi,kantahaiganbuganmiaoshihuangquan?”

huayingangluo,wangboshenhoudeliangminggaoshoulikechaozhelichen,shenxingjiaojiandezouleguoqu。

congzheiliangrenshenshang,lichenheliuwushuangfunvliang,douganjuedaolenongnongdeweixianqixi。

“姑爷小心!”

“fujunxiaoxina!”liukaihefunvliangjihutongshiduilichenchuyantixing。

“xiaozi,jiusuannizailihaiyounengzenmeyang?wanggongzidezheiliangweitieshenhuwei,kedoushizhenggedatangdingjiandegaoshou,zheiciwokannizenmesi。”zhoutaiyilianxingzailehuodekanzhelichen,xinzhonganzifufeidao。